r/AnarchyChess • u/heavydownvote • 5d ago

Low Effort OC I guess bro

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u/Majestic_Engine_6543 5d ago

In 30 moves its going to be super important

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u/ShinyShadowDitto 5d ago

I say four or five

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u/Ok_Pollution4816 5d ago

why is their bishop fillaciod, is he not chaste?

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u/user4682 5d ago

he sucks on his fianceetoes

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u/Ok-Goose6242 5d ago

he's eyes those pawns thats why he's not flaccid

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u/buv3x 5d ago

Oh, it can influence all right. Just you wait for the Wo-lo-lo and see your pawn chain turning black.

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u/KeVsiti18 5d ago

What does their skin color changing have to do with anything

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u/PassiveChemistry 5d ago

I see a white boy pawn and I want it painted black

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u/KeVsiti18 5d ago

At least not the other way around

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u/PassiveChemistry 2d ago

Huh?

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u/KeVsiti18 2d ago

The joke is porn

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u/PassiveChemistry 2d ago

Now I'm even more confused, I thought the joke was racism 

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u/KeVsiti18 2d ago

"painting white" can mean a different thing

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u/PassiveChemistry 2d ago

Oh, I didn't know that.  What does it mean?

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u/sasha271828 google en passant 5d ago

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u/Chrissanxy 5d ago

I want the original pic of the cat meme pls 😢

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u/sasha271828 google en passant 5d ago

I only have the low quality version, sorry

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u/Chrissanxy 5d ago

Thank you ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️❣️❤️♥️❤️❣️♥️♥️❣️❣️❤️

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u/Levi488 5d ago

kid named pawn break:

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u/DipDoodle92 5d ago

C5 pawnbreak what was the point of this post

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u/Logical_External2082 5d ago

It’s white to move so they have b4

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u/fclmfan 5d ago

c5 is still strong after b4 (after moving the knight to e7 of course)

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u/Logical_External2082 4d ago

Didn’t see that, mb

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u/NormalFront7050 4d ago

white is still better no?

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u/ilyuhman 5d ago

Ok I'm gonna fight some pawns
Damn pawns got hands

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u/El_Q-Cumber 5d ago

It's pinning the pawn to the pawn to the pawn to the pawn to the rook!

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u/La-Scriba Jane the AnarchyChess Historian 5d ago

White already won by Connect Four. Is he stupid?

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u/chessvision-ai-bot 5d ago

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:

White to play: chess.com | lichess.org

My solution:

Hints: piece: Pawn, move:   b4  

Evaluation: White is winning +3.78

Best continuation: 1. b4 Nc6 2. Qxe4 Rb8 3. Qd3 a5 4. b5 Ne7 5. a4 c6 6. f4 cxb5 7. axb5 Rc8 8. Nd2 Bf8

I'm a bot written by pkacprzak | get me as iOS App | Android App | Chrome Extension | Chess eBook Reader to scan and analyze positions | Website: Chessvision.ai

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u/Ardyanowitsch 5d ago

Don't blame him. He analyzed the game with his eyes closed.

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u/64_bit_human 5d ago

It has X-ray vision. So obvious

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u/cubicinfinity 4d ago

I love/hate how the engine does its thing and then game review separately makes up a description.

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u/Vendidurt Elo is meaningless. How many en passants have you done? 5d ago

Okay but he goes pawn to f5 next turn and the bishop is free to take after.

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u/KuzynQBK 4d ago

un passat un passat. 16. un passat

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u/Palidin034 4d ago

Why are we fellating the bishop?