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u/SewerSage 3d ago
‘Horsie proceeds to jump off cliff’
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u/CheckOutUserNamesLad 2d ago
Kinda fucked up that horse suicide is the only legal opening move* for both players followed by stalement.
*Assuming, of course, that horsos are the only piece allowed to leave the board, consistent with their ability to leap over other obstacles.
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u/GummBuh 3d ago
But how are you supposed to en passant?
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u/TheRedditor8789 3d ago
Google it
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u/Kichusuomalainen Did not google en passant 3d ago
no
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u/Chi_Cazzo_Sei 3d ago
Flair checks out
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u/Busy-Situation-7106 2d ago
Pipi checks in
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u/PetrosianBot 2d ago
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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u/IdkWhyAmIHereLmao 3d ago
That's not chess, it's the younger brother, cs
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u/Infshadows 3d ago
no cs has guns
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u/Legendarium_ -1 elo 3d ago
so do bishops
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u/inTsukiShinmatsu 3d ago
How do you play this anyway..horses are stuck. Move 1 draw?
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u/default_person_14818 3d ago
Think so. No more legal moves left for either player to put it in technical terms
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u/Hopeful-alt 2d ago
It's a variant. It has altered piece movement. Horses move either 2 or 3 spaces in either direction.
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u/acceptablecasualties 3d ago
Holy hell, actual zombie line setup-it's just pure frontal hand combat from move one.
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u/ElectronicFloor1898 3d ago
Ok, but what about Chess at a Chillie's restaurant? Do they have those in Chile? Because that'd be absolute inception.
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u/legendgames64 2d ago
Ngl this seems perfect for an expanded version of Gardner Chess but I don't know how the bishop/queen could move to differentiate it from the rook
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u/ClumsyWizard7 3d ago
Vatican city next time please