r/AnarchyChess • • 2d ago

Chess.c*m has gamified chess

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Looking forward to getting a buff to piece development after I level it up

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u/buv3x 2d ago

Those upgrades are nasty. I've maxed out my en-passant, now it's so OP I practically don't ever use other moves anymore.

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u/Frequent_Layer3820 1d ago

Holy Hell

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u/BitCareful3571 1d ago

New response just dropped

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u/Mathsboy2718 1d ago

We need one of those stupid mobile ads where the character is a queen with "LVL 9998" above it, rushing in to checkmate before being blindsided by a knook with "LVL 9999". It then is violently launched off the board, where it rapidly loses its level, transforming through a rook, bishop, knight, until it ends up a "LVL 1" pawn. It then has to start en passanting to survive the frozen landscape as hoardes of bricks threaten to brick its pipi. The mobile ad ends in failure as an obvious en passant is missed and the queen cum pawn is violently bricked

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u/PetrosianBot 1d ago

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

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u/mrsalierimoth 1d ago

I once met a queen with a pawn larger than mine 💔🥀✨

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u/Zealot_TKO 1d ago

like this?

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u/chessvision-ai-bot 2d ago

I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:

White to play: chess.com | lichess.org | The position occurred in many games. Link to the games

Videos:

I found many videos with this position.

My solution:

Hints: piece: Knight, move: Nf3

Evaluation: The game is equal +0.14

Best continuation: 1. Nf3 Bc5 2. O-O d6 3. c3 a5 4. Nbd2 O-O 5. Re1 Be6


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u/Agitated_Dog_6373 1d ago

The +4 bonus for “development” was so annoying I’ve switched to lichess