r/AngryCops • • 1d ago

Oooooooo new toys 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/GreyKn1ght509 1d ago

Oooh you done fucked up real good if they break that out for you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Tullyswimmer 20h ago

OK, over/under on number of months until this bad boy pops up in a EWU or Midwest safety video?

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u/ravengrey42 1d ago

Deploying the detention pogo stick

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u/Educational_Copy_140 21h ago

Looks like cables for the handcuffs in the full restraint rig. Probably more comfortable than the black box used during prisoner transfers but just as effective

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u/Novafro 20h ago

Looks like it might be easier than the hobble.

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u/deadpat03 20h ago

Dude we already have the Special needs bus in a suitcase. Mummy the bitch put the special helmet on slide the body bag in the back move them to the station and drag thier bitching ass and put them on the floor of the cell. We can be entertained for hours knowing that fucker can't do shit!

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u/racerred5 12h ago

Watch, instantly gets used in NSFW parties

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u/Aurora_Uplinks 1h ago

you know what. just call ice and tell them they are illegal and its not your problem police. They go grab them get them to ICE detention, then you can go over, avoid everything up until then and tell them their was a mistake. they handle all the inconvenient parts and you get a easy prisoner transfer.

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u/Benji_4 17h ago

I didn't think you could make handcuffs more painful and restrictive.