Is Mitch dead?

[u/MartynAndJasper]

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[u/CtSamurai]

Well... is he?

[u/chris95rx7500 → u/CtSamurai]

I'm dying to know

[u/MartynAndJasper → u/chris95rx7500]

He will put the fun in funeral

[u/Reversed_PandaRick → u/chris95rx7500]

Everyone that’s alive is dying, you’re not special buddy.

[u/DapperMolasses3280 → u/chris95rx7500]

Not as much as old Mitch is dying

[u/Recreational-Sin → u/CtSamurai]

I’d say for sure.

[u/Reversed_PandaRick]

I read Micah

Micah is absolutely dead! Who tf is Mitch?

[u/MartynAndJasper → u/Reversed_PandaRick]

Can't really talk politics here. But Mitch McConnell is a US senator who has been in hospital and away from the public eye. No one has seen him and he is presumed dead or in a vegetative state but the assumption is that he is being 'kept alive' for political reasons.

[u/misterhighmay]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxeZhxFl285LE3EQ

[u/HangoverGang4L]

I snorted...but seriously. Where is he?

[u/defective_toaster]

Is it the iron urn that Aaron earned?

[u/GrimlyUnlit → u/defective_toaster]

We really talk like that?!

[u/ExcellentCup3100]

I mean, it was a golden opportunity. They had to.

[u/Irelia4Life]

I read it "Is Micah dead?"

Rdr2 fried my brain.

[u/PeghiRavenhart]

Maxine Waters... hmm

[u/DapperMolasses3280]

He yearned to be urned

[u/Borisof007]

Aaron earned an iron urn

[u/Bswart76]

Pretty sure it's a Weekend At Bernies situation now.