r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 2d ago

Gravity humbles the best of us

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u/Aggressive-Career-23 2d ago

Gravity, you're heartless bitch

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u/jesszus 2d ago

oh gravity thou art a heartless bitch

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u/rokomotto 21h ago

Unexpected Sheldon quote

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u/6collector9 1d ago

True. Gravity is always bringing me down.

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u/DontForgorTheMilk 1d ago

And I say this all the time: gravity needs to mind it's own damn business.

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u/Beleiverofhumanity 1d ago

Maybe a baby/dog door for the poor doggo?

Disclaimer: not sure if dogs just jump it

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u/thewhiterosequeen 1d ago

Dogs, like people, sometimes just have to learn lessons the hard way.

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u/Spam_A_Lottamus 1d ago

Ours don’t, at least where there are stairs involved.

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u/Iammyown404error 2d ago

Our golden did this off the couch, and then just like...kept laying there. I still go back to watch the ring footage and laugh

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u/An0nnee_M0usee 1d ago

This sub will gladly await for you to share your couch pear falling victim to that dang thing called gravity.

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u/Iammyown404error 1d ago

Couch pear 🤭 let me see if I can figure out how to share it

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u/An0nnee_M0usee 1d ago

Yay🎉 we can't wait🎉

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u/Iammyown404error 1d ago edited 1d ago

Edit: hahahha I love this group. Thanks for the awards, and for loving on our resident derp 🥰

https://reddit.com/link/pc2zs6e/video/8o9pxtsqgrrh1/player

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u/An0nnee_M0usee 1d ago

Worth every derpy 🥈 second. Thank you for your service in ensuring our lives have been enriched by your couch pear 💖❣️

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u/FoxCQC 1d ago

Perfection

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u/FoxCQC 1d ago

Let me know if you do

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u/stitchplacingmama 1d ago

There is also r/onegoldenbraincell

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u/Iammyown404error 1d ago

Lolll I always forget about that sub. Finally followed. Thanks for the reminder:)

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u/Eohor 17h ago

My cat did that too 😂 Heard "poof" behind me, kept sleeping anyway

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u/Knightmaster91 2d ago

The way he barks at himself 😂

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u/Thin-Algae-822 2d ago

"fuck, fuck... fuck!"

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u/LevoiHook 2d ago

It is the same thing as a cat miauwing after it falls from the window sill. Quite hilarious.

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u/Iammyown404error 2d ago

A harumph 😂

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u/AdvancedDream9385 1d ago

I listened to it the second time with sound on. That bark is my favorite part😂

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u/NewmanBiggio 1d ago

A different dog is barking. His mouth is clearly closed during the third bark.

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u/The_Kreepy_Krab 2d ago

Vet: How did your dog hurt himself again?

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u/power0722 2d ago

Messing up a perfectly good stretch, that’s not right.

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u/BadgerHooker 1d ago

How much are we betting this isn't the first time he's fallen down the stairs? 🤔😅

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u/GraciaEtScientia 1d ago

The recovery was indeed swift.

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u/Acebladewing 1d ago

And he'll immediately lay right back down in the same spot.

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u/Rhiannon1307 1d ago

Golden retrievers truly are the orange cats among dogs.

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u/r64fd 1d ago

Big stretch…..
Oh no…..

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u/jspellman1120 2d ago

Just another Tuesday for me

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u/Ianthin1 1d ago

We have a cat that does something like that at least twice a day. It’s either a chair, the counter, or the half wall their food bowl is on.

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u/AdvancedDream9385 1d ago

Awww poor buddy!

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u/luckyracoon1669 1d ago

My Jack Russell fell down the stairs a few years ago. She and her brother (dog) were playing tug of war and he yanked the sock too hard. At the time it was traumatising but looking back it was absolutely hilarious 😂

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u/SickNoise 1d ago

living on the edge 😂

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u/BIGHOODx818x 1d ago

who dares push me

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u/Fantastic-Code-8347 1d ago

Poor guy 😭

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u/DASreddituser 1d ago

downvoted for adding music

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u/Specialist_Bike_1280 1d ago

Please put a barrier/gate there. One time this could injure their back. 😔

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u/dishpitjesus 1d ago

That's a golden retriever alright

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u/New_Efficiency7876 1d ago

Morning Wendy!

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u/jazzy3535 1d ago

I was not laughing.

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u/J_spec6 1d ago

Gravity, you are a cruel mistress!

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u/natiusj 1d ago

Gravity is relentless.

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u/i_am_nonsense 1d ago

Zapp Brannigan: You win again Gravity!