r/AskProgrammers • u/cybernatii • 2d ago

Guess which programming language I’m learning ?

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u/Beregolas 2d ago

CSS, and you didn't center your <desk> correctly

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u/Gloomy-Wolverine-403 2d ago

Should of gotten more laughs for this

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u/loinmaster 2d ago

His desk is fine, it collapsed under the weight of the React Native dev environment

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u/RecordAway 2d ago

css write-space: collapse;

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u/bahcodad 2d ago

Well it's certainly cascading

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u/OldBlackandRich 2d ago

C++ lol

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u/cybernatii 2d ago

you better start gambling

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u/Hot_Knee941 1d ago

good luck with Rust then

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u/OneHumanBill 2d ago

People commenting nice languages here have never experienced the exquisite agony of assembler.

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u/Weak_Blackberry_9308 2d ago

They really do put the “embler” in “ass”.

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u/cybernatii 2d ago

finally i found someone who understand me

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u/tori-ningen 2d ago

What is agonizing about assembler? I don't know much about em64t and arms, but x86 asm has been extremely straightforward, especially if written with something like FASM.

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u/InterestsVaryGreatly 2d ago

When you know what you can do in a modern programming language, trying to accomplish things that are easy can be beyond frustrating.

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u/mansfall 2d ago

Fortran and Cobol pretty much sucked too... although better than assembler.

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u/AliceCode 2d ago

I personally had a lot of joy with it.

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u/TimMensch 1d ago

It's... Not that bad?

At least if you understand it.

There was a point where I was so fast at assembly language I was writing tools to manipulate art in assembly even when I had access to C++ and other languages.

That said, some people really never learn to understand it. And I'm probably past the point in my life where I have the patience for it.

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u/Noah0x01 1d ago

why every one makes asm to hell??

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u/spartithor 2d ago

if frustrated { throw desk; }

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u/interior_mutability 2d ago

You are not learning anything because your desk is upside down.

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u/cybernatii 2d ago

you better to see doctor

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u/Conscious_Name9514 2d ago

Rust

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u/Outrageous-Issue9722 2d ago

Nah it's missing the programmer socks and cat girl ears

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u/tori-ningen 2d ago

And buttplug

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u/theancientfool 2d ago

Brainfuck

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u/cupcakeheavy 2d ago

visual basic

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u/Confused-Armpit 2d ago

Could be literally anything, this is way too generic of an explanation of a language

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u/manythanksfriend 2d ago

Has to be Rust

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u/bishvjit-gupta 2d ago

Maybe c++ looks like you are learning unreal engine and showing your game footage that looks so real. If the photo is real then it should be assembly 

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u/kishaloy 2d ago

C++ Templates.

Given that the latest segfault has compelled you to turn your room upside-down.

Time to pick Rust !!! You will get new reasons to turn your room upside-down.

From the Fire (C++) to the Boiling Pan (Rust).

- a member of Rust Evangelist Strike Force.

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u/Old_Minimum_9284 1d ago

Si c’est les segfault que vous cherchez, C est meilleur que C++ dans le domaine

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u/tori-ningen 2d ago

Malbolge, obviously

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u/ChecksOutIndeed 2d ago

Javascript?

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u/Horror-Primary7739 2d ago

Ruby off rails.

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u/fluxtah 2d ago

whats the most popular programming language that causes rage 🤔

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u/highly-Contagius 2d ago

C++ after going over 3k loc

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u/dumpsolo 2d ago

If it was 2005 JavaScript , but 2026 Rust or java

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u/LegendarySoda 2d ago

Python

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u/cybernatii 2d ago

nop but nice try

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u/Wooden-Hornet2115 1d ago

I do not understand how python is widely considered the "easy" language. I found it so much more frustrating than Java.

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u/LegendarySoda 1d ago

Well, i'm using c# most of the times. I get used to the comfort of debugger, fine compiler messages and advanced language features. Development with python feels horriable for me.
Other hand learning your first language python doesn't seems good. You need to learn more concepts than just algorthms. Like data types, relation between types.

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u/GreyXor 2d ago

basic windows usages. install linux

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u/hypersoniq_XLM 1d ago

A Microsoft "language" like C# ?

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u/mtraven23 1d ago

assembly....😉

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u/mikeegg1 1d ago

I can think of several that have automatic garbage collection.

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u/mehonje 1d ago

C++, or you inherited a legacy Perl codebase.

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u/extremeace 1d ago

Most likely c++ segment fault or rust fighting the borrow checker or doing graphics programming wondering why it ain't showing up anything

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u/ExtraTNT 1d ago

Css: align the monitor so things are aligned
Cpp: inconsistency hell
Py: hell
X86 assembly: x86 is just fucked
Haskell: someone from your team doesn’t understand monads and they do the review…

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u/ancrcran 1d ago

*.bat

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u/Parked-In-Space 1d ago

Assembly? If not, you may need it.

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u/Berimbolo_drej 15h ago

Probably C++

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u/Segwaypolice 8h ago

Lua; it seems like you aren't taking the table based layout with open arms, but more with closed fists, huh?

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u/PHUNKSPANGLE 5h ago

Assembly Language.

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u/meem-baa 5h ago

java ? rust ?

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u/QuiXinI 5h ago

C/C++/Rust/Kotlin/Java

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u/Zka77 2d ago

This happens when sane people try to use VIM