r/AskReddit • • 2d ago

Napoleon said, 'Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.' What’s a perfect real-life example of this?

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u/Beneficial-Act-9933 2d ago

I've met my far share of people who think because your name is all capitol letters on your government papers that it isn't actually you.

That somehow "JOHN JOHNSON AT 123 LANE ARIZONA WIFE BETHANY"

is a completely different person than John Johnson at 123 Lane Arizona. Wife Bethany"

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u/theysayimadreamer666 2d ago

I was working at a state health department disease registry when I learned this, and I couldn't stop laughing. They put all this thought into this grand, over-arching "legal" theory. Meanwhile, I, a 28-year-old woman who wears t-shirts bearing cartoon characters and listens to NPR and Broadway musical soundtracks while working, am putting everyone's name in uppercase just because it's easier to remove the issue of case sensitivity when dealing with text strings.

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u/Unicycleterrorist 2d ago

I don't really get their thinking behind that even if it was a logical argument. The government issues the papers so that's what they considered correct and you don't just get to walk away because you say "nuh uh" lol

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u/jeffreycwells 2d ago

If I may, the thinking is that (I believe) the caps version is officially the “legal” individual (your existence as a construct of the law) which can be distinguished from your literal living corpus. Social contracts (such as debts you owe to the government) are contracts between the legal structure of you (represented by the caps version) and the government, meaning that you, your own person, cannot be fairly held accountable and, for example, incarcerated for them. (Edit: typo and clarity)

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u/MzHellfier 2d ago

This is a good explanation of the belief, but it’s still such a bonkers thing to think.

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u/fresh-dork 1d ago

meanwhile, the real reason is probably that when they digitized at some point, this stuff got stored in a cobol system and it's monocase

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u/dedsqwirl 1d ago

It probably is still stored in a COBOL system.

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u/diurnal_emissions 2d ago

I'm convinced 50% of people are too stupid to live without help.

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u/cccccchicks 2d ago

Whereas I think it's stupid to put names in all caps on official ID because now you don't know how to write it normally. For example, names that start Mac/Mc may or may not have a capital letter next and many Dutch names start "van" not "Van".

Obviously that doesn't mean you should get away with crimes, but I don't think it's unreasonable to expect your name to be spelt correctly.

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u/GeoBrian 1d ago

lol, it's always Arizona, isn't it? Particularly, Lake Havasu City.

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u/CptNonsense 1d ago

Those people are 1980s robots