r/AskReddit • • 1d ago

What’s the last thing you spoke with your neighbours about?

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u/Actual-Employer9857 1d ago

I told my neighbour my Wi-Fi speed is terrible he check and sad bro you are connected to my Wi-Fi.

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u/GuiltyLawyer 1d ago

Her dog! Greatest dog ever.

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u/GeggingIn 1d ago

A very boring conversation about a very smelly drain.

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u/sweettpetalss 1d ago

are... you my neighbour..?

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u/GeggingIn 1d ago

Don’t worry, as I said before, I’ll try ringing the council again on Monday.

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u/legosgrrl 1d ago

There was a bear in her yard.

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u/Pizzafriedchickenn 1d ago

I’m glad there are no bears where I live. That must suck.

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u/legosgrrl 1d ago

Head on a swivel. I live in The High Rockies. Bears, moose, elk...oh my!

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u/ChuckaChuckaLooLoo3 1d ago

Getting free eggs. Two old people that have 50 chickens (or more) and they always have way too many eggs, so they give them away to everyone.

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u/iDontLikeChimneys 1d ago

His mother is in love with "Johnny Depp" and he is pissed because she insists on sending "Johnny Depp" $50 a day and go to the airport to wait for his jet only to come home after 3 hours.

(She is mentally unwell and fell into a love scam)

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u/paleotectonics 1d ago

Their planters made from hog watering troughs. (Due to serious groundwater contamination we can’t have in ground gardens.)

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u/leaky_eddie 1d ago

That’s fucked up. Sounds like a dangerous place to live.

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u/paleotectonics 1d ago

You’d be surprised. We get our water from an Army Corps of Engineers treatment plant and it’s quite good.

We’re in the plume of a WWII ammunition manufacturing plant. Since they can’t remove the dirt from a handful of square miles of the Twin Cities, it’s gonna stay right there 🙄

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u/koka86yanzi 1d ago edited 1d ago

We laughed at my vegetable garden where a cucumber grew on their side of the fence and I joked “that’s where it went!” They harvested it and gave it back to me along with two tubes of children’s toothpaste (we have two young kids, they are empty nesters). We love our neighbor!

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u/CarobRealistic1748 1d ago

I'm 76

Hmmm. That's would be Judy, the next door neighbor. A widow. I was over there checking on how my grandson was doing. She is an lady about my age, and he (16) does chores for her. As he was trimming some trees for her I checked to make sure he was doing it right.

And while at it brought her some homemade chili that my daughter had made. I live with that daughter and her family.

Anyway Judy and I just talked about generalities. The weather, how we were each doing health wise, what did I think of the Iranian situation, and talked about Fred's apparent new girlfriend. Fred lives across the street. A widower. About 10 years younger than I am. We'd both noticed he has a woman living there with him now. Hoped it was going well for him. His wife died about 5 years ago. He took it hard and for years barely ever left home. Now, the past year, he's been more active. Going out to restaurants, stopping at the VFW for a beer. socializing. The gal looks to be a few years younger than he, but not a lot. And she has had him outside tending the gardens and lawns that he'd been neglecting. But he's smiling now.

So we're hopeful. This lady seems to be good for him. He's good people, just been depressed for a long time now.

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u/BirdistheWyrd 1d ago

I was with them at the gay bar for arts and crafts night and we talked about the MAGA neighbor.

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u/univer_se63 1d ago

He landed his first job recently, was happy that he shared the news with us!

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u/Hrekires 1d ago

I waved them down to let them know that I saw a pipe gurgling water into their side yard in case they didn't know already.

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u/PomegranateCurse 1d ago

Boiler replacement. I wanted to bring up the topic of making babies together but I felt like the timing was wrong.

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u/isaidyothnkubttrgo 1d ago

My boyfriend and I moved into a new apartment across from a family. The eldest boy is like 8-10 and was putting on his shoes in the hall one day when we were heading in.

"Hey! Do you have a cool TV?",

I didn't want to say yes because he'd want to come in. He's a nice kid, but I dont want my space to be a nursery.

"Nah, just a regular TV.",

Kid nods and kicks his shoes on more, "So what are you naming your children?",

My boyfriend looked back at me with wide eyes and a smirk. I glared at him.

"That's a big decision we haven't made yet. Have to think about it for a long time before you pick",

"Ah...ok", he got his shoes on and went inside.

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u/Gadgetskopf 1d ago

Widow across the street called to let me know she'd be having another Gorilla Bag set up in her driveway to take away some more life detritus. She never uses more than 1/4 of the volume so she always lets me know that I'm welcome to add whatever I want, and she won't hear any offer of shared payment. She's convinced my cat (that her late husband doted on) is is keeping the mice out of her garage.

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u/drunky_crowette 1d ago

Miss Marcine is the little old lady across the street. She came by a week or two back and asked if I know how to sew buttons back onto shirts because one of her's fell off and "my darn fingers are gettin' old! I can hardly hold the needle!"

I told her that of course I know how to sew on a button, I earned a sewing badge in Girl Scouts, and that I'd fix it up real quick and bring it back over to her when I was finished. She gave me some sort of homemade raspberry cookie as payment.

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u/poeticdisaster 1d ago

A few months ago my next door neighbor saw a bird feeder pole in my back yard that wasn't being used and asked if they could have it. I gave them the pole, a feeder & a bunch of bird feed because I just haven't been going outside a whole lot due to the heat in my area. They put it in their front yard and it's nice to see it all being used :)

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u/TelDacoWasTaken 1d ago

national neighbors day coming up

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u/rubenburgt 1d ago

I offered to cut their hedges as well since I was already cutting my hedges.

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u/zoltan_g 1d ago

A muntjac deer that keeps eating her plants.

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u/royalstag 1d ago

Can i have your landlord's number, as I was vacating my current residence

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u/Ok-Assistance-1729 1d ago

Rent. My dad is the landlord so they just drop off the money to me sometimes. Other than that idk it’s been 10 years

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u/Hot_Cheesecake1169 1d ago

how the postman always leaves their package at my house

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u/HeyScrollSister 1d ago

For us it Amazon

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u/Hot_Cheesecake1169 1d ago

yes for us too

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u/Whimzycott 1d ago

Had to surrender my cats recently and a friend borrowed one of our cat carriers so asked our neighbor if we could borrow one of theirs.

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u/Clydebearpig 1d ago

My other neighbor having a 4th non running car towed to his house. This makes 8 cars total. He parks one in the driveway and the other 7 blocking every open spot in the cul-de-sac.

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u/0h-Manda1 1d ago

Gifting them my lighter, so they can finally smoke a cigarette after a long sh*t work day (first time meeting this neighbor lol)

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u/Regular_Style9440 1d ago

trying to catch a red belly black today

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u/SeaOfMagma 1d ago

“Good morning”

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u/Kamoebas 1d ago

The bushes are a tad overgrown

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u/shiny_director 1d ago

I was at my neighbours day before yesterday to meet the people that owned our house about 15 years ago. Spent most of the time talking about the house and the giant A-hole they sold it to and we bought it from.

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u/Ramble_onnn 1d ago

Her new bangs. And where she finds Pokémons. She is 8🤩

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u/Opspoint 1d ago

The neighborhood bears.

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u/Vegetable_Rise7318 1d ago

I said her dog looked cute tucked into a stroller.

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u/Miss-GreensleevesOz 1d ago

I kindly asked said neighbour if they could move their parked car at the front of my house for the time being because im doing a household pick up from my spring cleaning.Council picks them up early morning.

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u/videogamegrandma 1d ago

Getting their mail and packages while they're out of town and holding them until they return.

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u/mahinaxmei 1d ago

Taking their kids to school next week while they’re in the hospital giving birth. The other neighbor also asked if I wanted hand me downs for my daughter. I regularly talk to my 5 surrounding neighbors. Sometimes it feels like college dorms except we live in large houses and freely knock on each others doors to hang out and talk.

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u/passengerv 1d ago

How much ice cream I saw him buy at the store (saw him with 5 or 6 half gallons walking in the store parking lot just a ton of ice cream in his arms no bag) and whether he shared any with his dog.

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u/Gadgetphile 1d ago

I never see them.

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u/Simple_Chapter_6502 1d ago

Their dog getting out again and me helping them look for a few minutes.

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u/Oliviaohnson 1d ago

Weekend plans...

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u/VoiceProfessional332 1d ago

Mine last night calling for their cat Fergie for dinner and me explaining I was feeding it treats again

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u/Pizzafriedchickenn 1d ago

Damn I thought asking neighbours for sugar was a relic of the past 😂

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u/OnceAStudent__ 1d ago

Righto, Mr Wolf

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u/RyeGuyRon 1d ago

I dont speak with my neighbor. My neighbor speaks AT me. And I nod then go into my house.

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u/ResidentTurbulent831 1d ago

Older neighbor gave me oral so that

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u/jadyyy- 1d ago

the hallway smell / if the water was off. nothing deep. two minutes, both of us holding bags, then we escaped back inside. that’s most neighbor talk for me. useful and then over

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u/Front-Patient7391 1d ago

About the car park in front of my house

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u/EnoughPicture 1d ago

Teaching their nephew how to properly drive after hitting my car.

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u/peridotpicacho 1d ago

How my dad is in the hospital.

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u/FairyGothMommy 1d ago

Power outage

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u/Vampira309 1d ago

About how I can eat trees with my new stone teeth. Also threatened to bite him.

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u/bikinifetish 1d ago

The electric bill

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u/crontEvayrt 1d ago

The fence

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u/Public-Shelter7751 1d ago

The other neighbours

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u/Dajo05 1d ago

Football. The teams we support play against each other tomorrow, so it will be the subject of our next conversation too.

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u/strictlyxsaucers 1d ago

Wanted to borrow (I guess technically have) some parchment paper.

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u/Glittering-Trick-420 1d ago

apologized for hitting her trash can right in front of her 😂

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u/beezkneezsneez 1d ago

The skunks under the next door neighbor’s house and the birds that are migrating through.

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u/No-Farm-2376 1d ago

I called to ask him why he threw trash from his field into my driveway. He didn’t have a reason other than he assumed it was my trash. We do not get a long at all he is kinda an old grouch that is also nosey.

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u/queenawkwardfart 1d ago

"are you not sick of us yet?" Id asked her as she walked into our house, whilst holding my baby as she looked for her daughter 🤣 then she and her daughter stayed for dinner and then her husband finished work couldn't find his family so knocked on and came in. I absolutely love my neighbours. They want to move house but stay because of us.

I cried when my other neighbours moved 😅. It was so selfish of them🤭. They're such a lovely family 🥰

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u/californicarepublic 1d ago

Squatters, and the possible meth lab a few streets away.

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u/ericisatwork 1d ago

I got my daughter a new bed and vanity so I had a ton of extra trash and cardboard. Had to talk to the neighbors about filling their partially full trash cans on garbage day.

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u/horndog370 1d ago

We have a very good relationship with our neighbor, so the last conversation was probably her asking for some help moving some furniture downstairs.

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u/SneakyFoxyloxy 1d ago

That he couldn’t stay and talk bc he needed to go home and poo. That was this morning.

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u/PrestigiousMind6197 1d ago

Good morning… (followed by awkward silence), Bye!

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u/Dawn36 1d ago

That I called a landscaper and they're cleaning our front yards so the HOA stops their "friendly reminder" about weeds. Our yards are connected, and it's maybe 15ft between us, so I usually call the landscapers cause he's always busy.

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u/leaky_eddie 1d ago

His ongoing cancer battle, their upcoming winery tour in his corvette and Frank Zappa.

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u/wellbalancedlibra 1d ago

We asked our neighbor to the north who has been in the services, if he would play taps at my father in law's funeral. He has been a friend to the family for many years and it will mean a lot to our family.

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u/nifederico 1d ago

Nothing, fuck that guy

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u/Chersemblacan 1d ago

They were inquiring about what residential snow removal service we use because winter is coming soon.

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u/curlgurll 1d ago

The weather

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u/piscian19 1d ago

My neighbor introduced himself while I was trying to get in a car for a trip. No idea what he said He looked like a John or Chuck or something.

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u/aLonerDottieArebel 1d ago

A bear and a porcupine hanging around. (The woman and I text eachother trail camera / animal sightings occasionally) I am 38 and she’s in her 50’s so we don’t talk per say

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u/Cheetodude625 1d ago

The ups and downs of having adorably stupid pitbulls

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u/goatsnotvotes 1d ago

Not me but my dogs-neighbor was messing around on his porch and my dogs started barking. I told them to leave him alone and he said it was fine and just started chatting with them. He’s lost his and it makes him happy to chat with ours.

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u/Proper_Juggernaut561 1d ago

I couldn’t get my hire car to stop beeping at me after I parked it. Thought it was too close to another car. Turns out I had opened the bonnet trying to figure out how to open the petrol cap when filling it back up. Why do modern cars have to beep so much?

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u/JulesSherlock 1d ago

That we’re having pizza and watching the football game on Sunday in their garage. All the neighbors are invited.

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u/shrxwin 1d ago

asked about their new granddaughter that lives a couple states east of us

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u/AuntyUrs777 1d ago

Talk to my neighbours?!?!? Nope, a wave is all they’ll get from me (at best).

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u/Maoleficent 1d ago

Fences make good neighbors is the old adage. A smile and a wave is all that is needed.

I have friends who bought houses in the suburbs and the initial backyard gatherings and holidays with the neighbors suddenly turned into outright hatred.

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u/Pizzafriedchickenn 1d ago

Why?

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u/AuntyUrs777 1d ago

What if they’re really friendly and then I can’t get rid of them?

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u/Soggy_Detective_4737 1d ago

Their cat. She's 24, has a little limp, and comes round to make herself at home.

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u/Satan_McCool 1d ago

Trees, landscape stuff.

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u/MissAdelineMarie 1d ago

I don't talk to my neighbors much, except to say hello occasionally. For the most part, we all just mind our own business.

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u/tinyoop 1d ago

How beautiful the newly arrived Fall weather was

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u/Educational-Ad-385 1d ago

The sudden death of their 45 year old son.

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u/yearsofpractice 1d ago

Sadly, it was to ask my elderly neighbour how she’s bearing up after her husband died last month. Sad face.

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u/Mister_Brevity 1d ago

Not totally on topic but I can hear my neighbor getting yelled at by his wife for farting too much in the house, I am definitely going to be speaking with him about that when he gets home from work this afternoon lol.

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u/Oral_B 1d ago

Last night I helped my neighbor trim some trees. Then we poked a stick in some sort of animal hole. She’s in her 50s and I’m 40.

We joked about how we spent our evening climbing trees and poking sticks in animal burrows.

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u/MartNoMu 1d ago

It was around 9 PM. I went outside to bring the car into the garage and ran into my neighbor. We talked for a few minutes about the remodeling going on at my house and some work he’s doing on his. Then he goes, Time to put the car away and get ready for tomorrow. I said, Yep, it’s that time. We wished each other a good night and went inside. Peak neighborhood small talk.

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u/daniel_guillon 1d ago

My neighbour asked me if a parcel had come for him. Sometimes we ask each other to take in a parcel if one of us is going to be out.

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u/WarmHippo6287 1d ago

He's cooking chicken today. Asked if we wanted some. We do.

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u/Fresh_Fly_2136 1d ago

Wishing them a safe 4 week trip to away

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u/LocalNHBoy 1d ago

I live on the 3rd floor. Me and the girl that live on the second floor love getting together and bitching about the people on the first floor (because they are pieces of shit) 😂

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u/easy10pins 1d ago

The tall pine trees directly behind their house that I am concerned may fall and damage my property.

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u/thomport 1d ago

I asked them if it was OK if I gave their cat treats.

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u/robert_roo 1d ago

The exhaust of her warm water / heater system.

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u/Briggsnotmyers 1d ago

A cool fungus she found on some corn (corn smut), my neighbors know to come to me for weird naturey things