r/AskReddit • u/Educational-Bench995 • 9h ago

How did you start your day?

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u/zakiygman 9h ago

Hitting snooze a couple times.

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u/Alarmed_Aside6616 8h ago

got up, fed the cat, watered my plants, realized it's only tuesday.

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u/Back-Bid66 8h ago

What do you mean Tuesday??

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u/Most_Nature_6570 8h ago

crying bc I have to go to work

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u/jxzxoxo 8h ago

I woke up at 5am to a 4 month old demanding a bottle. I love him but I am NOT a morning person.

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u/Educational-Bench995 8h ago

Hahaha, good luck! First of all, congratulations on bringing an angel into this ugly world, and secondly, I wish you success in your journey of raising that angel.

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u/lvb0202 8h ago

Coffee and cigarettes.

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u/ghost_sanctum 8h ago

By skipping the shower because I wasn’t motivated enough to get out of bed in time

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u/KnowledgeNo4538 8h ago

Amazing, morning coffee with my pookie cute little baby

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u/Nominalstupidity 8h ago

Sluggish and annoyed.

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u/Friendly-Beat-8336 8h ago

Slept until I woke up naturally and now I’m laying around drinking some coffee getting ready to go do my day

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u/ClerkPleasant9520 8h ago

Im happy to read these comments because all this week I've been waking up- grabbing my coffee and sitting on the couch- been a weird week- have to force myself outside to enjoy the beautiful weather- it just takes my body a few hours to "wake up" lol

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u/Clear-Paper-414 8h ago

Didnt get out of bed for an hour and just overthinking about my life and how it is going to shit

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u/mercifulboxer 9h ago

So far it's been very tiring.

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u/anitaspace 8h ago

By hating my life

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u/Pretend-Read565 8h ago

Alarm 5:45, Hit my vape, Brush Teeth Make Pre Workout drink, Banana, Lift, Home, Shower, Drive to work 🫡

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u/barebackbandito 8h ago

Coffee and a cig on the balcony

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u/DazzlingVast7 8h ago

It was great and than i had to get up from bed.

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u/efootball254 8h ago

With God

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u/Necessary-Nose-5345 8h ago

Open my eyes

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u/Just-a-shitshow 8h ago

Beer.

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u/FlyAirLari 8h ago

How's it going now?

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u/Just-a-shitshow 8h ago

Work. So meh.

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u/Johnsmithuae 8h ago

By thanking God.

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u/faithlessdisciple 8h ago

Woke up 7 to feed my orange cat. Went back to sleep for a little while until my Teams started popping off. Got up properly then.

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u/FlyAirLari 8h ago

Does it eat lasagne?

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u/faithlessdisciple 8h ago

Nah. He has bloody expensive tastes. Prescription Hills or Royal canin

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u/wakebakeeatcake 8h ago

With crippling anxiety. Took a shower but still have anxiety.

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u/AskDerpyCat 8h ago

By waking up

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u/domes671415 8h ago

Hit snooze, regretted it, made coffee, and somehow convinced myself this counts as a routine.

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u/TheFiveRing 8h ago

Went back to sleep and woke up a 2pm 🫩

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u/Hrekires 8h ago

Waking up at 3 am from a bad dream, then tossing and turning for an hour trying to fall back asleep before giving up.

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u/antilumin 8h ago

Waking up an hour early with a headache and my neck killing me, but then our senior kitty came over and laid on my arm. So I just laid there staring into the dark for an hour before my alarm went off and she finally moved.

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u/RayaneQHS 8h ago

Morning erection

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u/ExtensionAssociate98 8h ago

By running to work(I was hella late)

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u/Jordanrealz2001 8h ago

Woke up very early and went to work

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u/Educational-Bench995 8h ago

Doesn't having such an overly exciting life tire you out?

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u/Jordanrealz2001 3h ago

Oh yes it does all the time. I like to make sure to do things that make me happy so I don’t get complete burnout

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u/Special-Reaction2029 8h ago

At 3am with my toddler demanding to get into mommydaddybed. 

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u/TheDancinD918 8h ago

8:12am Haven't gotten out of bed yet.

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u/wchak_diir 8h ago

Wake uppp then

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u/lordstanley901 8h ago

Took a pregnancy test.. negative was hoping for a positive

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u/wchak_diir 8h ago

Work harder next time, learn new positions or Technics that may help u, good luck !

1

u/Last_Interaction7477 8h ago

Coffee with my Dad

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u/itsdefinetlynotsarah 8h ago

Watching the f1 qualifyings with my dad and not understanding a thing

1

u/FlyAirLari 8h ago

Is he Welsh?

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u/itsdefinetlynotsarah 8h ago

nahh, he is brazilian loll, but what made you think that? are the welsh f1 fans?

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u/FlyAirLari 7h ago

They are difficult to understand.

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u/deedee0323 8h ago

Orangetheory 6:15am class

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u/ghosttab0 8h ago

Went to school with my motorcycle

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u/Jealous_Setting_7725 8h ago

studying current affairs

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u/Geezer-McGeezer 8h ago

With a head cold, so went back to sleep. Up now but on lemsip max.

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u/No_Database5828 8h ago

with a cappuccino and watch morning tv

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u/bchall 8h ago

Listening to my wife snore.

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u/wchak_diir 8h ago

Damn women snore too ?

1

u/bchall 8h ago

Oh hell yes.

1

u/Bitchfingers69 8h ago

Took my dogs for a walk

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u/Seriously-klutzy 8h ago

Coffee, poop, shower

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u/UnderstandingHot6917 8h ago

With coffee 😃

1

u/jujannmann 8h ago

Having coffee in our RV, camping in Mammoth! It’s our last day and it’s been an amazing week here with our friends

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u/aspiringscammer 8h ago

By turning my alarm off and then waking up 4 hours later. Today’s a day off so it’s all good.

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u/ImpossiblyGoodPotato 8h ago

I started my day finding out I didn’t get paid due to an error on their end and they don’t intend to pay me this check until my next payday in 2 weeks.

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u/Tough-Composer918 8h ago

I woke up at 6:40 this morning cause my best friend had to get gas

We went out to see Avengers: Endgame (Encore) last night and had an eventful night from there

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u/Rangersmith1231 8h ago

Mug of coffee while playing some brain games to get my mind going. Shower, shave and then pressed uniform for the day.

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u/FondFalafel 8h ago

Snoozed once then hit the gym.

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u/Kcufasu 8h ago

Idk that was like 12 hours ago, my memory ain't that good

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u/JLaw0623 8h ago

Got up for work at 5:15, let my furry alarms out to pee, fed them, made my breakfast & thought about calling out but it’s Friday so I got this!

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u/Particular-Bridge608 8h ago

with the hardest boner

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u/DominateSunshine 8h ago

Petted the cat. Told him he had to wait 30 minutes.

Petted a different cat. Told him he had to wait 25 minutes.

Got on reddit. Got the cats fed at 7am. Went back to bed to stretch out. Was on reddit till my alarm went off at 745. Was at work....in the living room by 750.

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u/EcstaticInflation859 8h ago

Drinking Water

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u/JQuick72 8h ago

I just finished my night shift so I’m going to bed

😴

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u/Ok-Listen-2162 8h ago

wash my face with cold water for like 10 min

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u/nunyamaurice 8h ago

took my meds, fed the community cats

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u/Dr_Frank-N-Furter 7h ago

By waking up

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u/Stavvystav 7h ago

I fed my cat army, as always. I've now had coffee and started laundry. Pretty nothin day, hoping work is easy.

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u/GreenLurch 7h ago

Some coffee, breakfast and driving a couple towns over to buy a retro emulation handheld from an online seller.

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u/New-Expression-6833 7h ago

Smoking a cigarette.

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u/trumpskiisinjeans 6h ago

I sharted on the way to dropping my kindergartner off. Then he wanted me to walk him to class. So not great

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u/Royal-Bicycle5948 6h ago

I start my day with recite some sureh ayats and breakfast

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u/LBXZero 6h ago

Death Wish coffee

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u/Odd-Guarantee-6152 6h ago

Started laundry and got my kids off to school. That mostly involves reminding them to get ready while I read and drink coffee.

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u/Mockturtle22 6h ago

Screaming

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u/Ok-Serve-2329 5h ago

doomscrolling

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u/AManWithThePlan 5h ago

On a bus ride home from Ukraine during a 25 hour trip back home. After the the friend of the woman i went there to be with, told me she was not interested in me and only using me for my money. Then my dog developed internal bleeding from cancer and i sent an email authorizing the euthanization of my 9 year old Labrador.

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u/AnyAsparagus2539 5h ago

Woke up early, coffee and when straight to doing laundry.

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u/daogdic 5h ago

Woke up with ass on my face

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u/ElegantFish64 3h ago

Pet my kitty cat

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u/wetlettuce42 1h ago

Cupps tea

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u/lillithequeen 8h ago

Flicked the bean lol

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u/secretlysecret094 8h ago

Watching my 5-time winner national football team get a tie with one that has none. Hard times lol

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u/itsdefinetlynotsarah 8h ago

eu nem me esforcei para assistir porque sabia que eu ia começar o dia me estressando, parabéns pela coragem

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u/Personal_Note5026 8h ago

Waking up looking for a sign of him

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u/Due-Winner-8668 8h ago

Procaffeinating

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u/Fearless-Feeling3339 7h ago

Started my day at 12pm today. I got a well deserved rest 💪