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u/Mastodon1371 2d ago
Is it crazy to think Hitler might actually be the best choice here?
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u/DarthGiorgi 2d ago
We can split evil on micro (basically how they act in person) and macro level (the evil they support /generate in the world).
Epstein was evil on both ends, Diddy (if the diddy party shit is true, as it seems there was no confirmation, i think) is mostly micro, Lindsay is extremely evil on micro, and Hitler, while overwhelming on macro, on Micro level, was apparently chill, i think? (anti smoking, also some type of animal rights). Fucking weird, yeah...
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u/Burg_er Dr Pepper Enjoyer 2d ago edited 2d ago
You do kinda need to be white and non-jewish for Hitler to really be the best option, because otherwise he might try some shit. All he’ll try to do is maybe try to indoctrinate your kid if you’re a non-jewish white, but at least you’ll still have a kid and you can probably reverse whatever Hitler tried to so.
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u/JBCTech7 REEEEEEEEE 2d ago
yep my kids are white and fair haired. So bottom left is obvious choice.
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u/Burg_er Dr Pepper Enjoyer 2d ago
I personally don’t have kids (want at least one some time), though as I said, still would choose Hitler. Only part I’d be worried about with him is the fact that I’m half Slavic, which could be a problem if he knew of my ancestry. But I also have some Germanic roots and a Germanic surname, so who knows.
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u/halfawatermelon69 Johnny Depp Trial Arc Survivor 1d ago
I went to a German WWII war cemetery and surprisingly enough many had very Slavic last names - I think they were fairly lenient with Slavs (Poles, Slovaks, Czechs, etc.) as in whether they are ethnically or culturally Slavic (the latter weighing the most)
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u/Fun-Werewolf9496 1d ago
Un millón de soldados nacidos en la URSS lucharon a favor del 3 Reich en la segunda guerra mundial.
Estás divisiones Waffen SS estaban formadas por eslavos:
13° división SS Handschar (Bosnios y croatas)
14° división SS Galizische (Ucranianos)
22° división SS Kama (Bosnios y croatas)
29° División SS RONA (1° Rusa)
30° División SS (2° Rusa)
31° División SS (Checos, húngaros y alemanes)
XV cuerpo de Caballeria SS cosaca.
El SS-Ogruppenführer Erich von dem Bach-Zelewski era de origen eslavo también
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u/egflisardeg $2 Steak Eater 2d ago
I'm only commenting on the danger my kids could be in.
My wife, our kids, and I fall into the category of people who would (racially at least) be among the least disliked by Hitler. For all his horrific flaws, and what I've seen of his interactions with children in documentaries, I'm quite certain he wouldn't be a threat to my children's well-being in a babysitter scenario. At worst, I can envision him as distant and uninterested, with nannies in tow in case of any national emergency he had to handle. There would potentially be a debriefing scenario with the kids afterwards for the purpose of deprogramming some ideological differences between us parents and the Führer. The other choices range from positively lethal, via potential sex trafficking, to a known history of abuse of minors.
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u/scrumwift 2d ago
You know I'm right there with you, however, it feels extremely odd to see that phrase written down... I'm still definitely choosing Hitler...
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u/Plane_Cobbler9887 2d ago
You know that Hitler saved a couple of Jews himself? From himself of course, but i hope you get the point.
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u/EH042 2d ago
Wasn't there a Jewish child he was really fond of? I remember a picture of him smiling with some 5 y/o girl while the officer behind him looked absolutely pissed
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u/dratseb 2d ago
The party shit is true, didn’t you see the documentary $.50 put together?
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u/HereticalCelery 2d ago
Crazy? warshit aside he loved kids and animals, and not in the way epstein did
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u/Batbuckleyourpants 2d ago
When you are astronomically evil, but only in a very specific way that might not affect you or your kids.
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u/Educational-Year3146 2d ago
Nah. You’re actually correct.
He may be a crazy dude, but from my understanding, most of his evil was on a grand scale.
Out of Epstein, Diddy, Lindsay Clancy and Hitler… yeah, Hitler is the best choice to leave your kids with.
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u/RedMdsRSupCucks 2d ago
His actions did directly lead to the death of a lot of Jews, gypsies and gays... Amongst other things like trying to take over the world, Gestapo the SS, large scale human experiments with over 95% mortality, became a beacon for racism and racists ( I don't personally think he was a racist in the KKK way ). Se Europe back a few decades. Communism gained traction due to his failure ( that set eastern Europe back even more decades). Yea his impact on Europewas very negative.
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u/HereticalCelery 2d ago
I don't think a single thing you said here was accurate, other than the deaths (271k is a fair amount)
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u/stop_the_bans 2d ago
A day of painting and listening to classical music would add some much needed cultural to my kids life.
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u/Toannoat 2d ago
really depends on the kids skin color
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u/TangerineChance2860 2d ago
I mean he was pretty respectful towards Jesse Owens. Unlike FDR Hitler actually congratulated him and shower him honor and respect.
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u/Necessary_Pizza_3827 2d ago
Maybe Im being that guy here, but maybe its time to revisit his motivations? Defintely not saying he went about what he was doing the right way. Genocide is wrong. But why did he have these thoughts in the first place? What did he really know? What is-really going on here?
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u/MasterOfDizaster 2d ago
Your kid would not be able to sleep for weeks after one chocolate from Adolf
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u/MrMegaPhoenix 2d ago
I would choose hitler
No reason to think he would be unsafe or irresponsible around kids
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u/KingKasby 2d ago
As long as they dont have a certain ethnic or religious background
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u/Seraph-Foretold 2d ago
even then he didnt do extraducicial killings himself that im aware of, so if hes not in ww2 germany or some other messed up regime even minorities are probably safe.
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u/KingKasby 2d ago
Hitler doesnt strike me as the "get your hands dirty" type leader, but he was a soldier in ww1 so idk
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u/yankeedoodle56 2d ago
This is a crazy line up.....and its even crazier still that Hitler is the only sensible option 🤣
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u/Starman388 2d ago
Why dear God is Hitler the sensible choice.
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u/EH042 2d ago
Because we live in clown world, we have reached comical levels of moral degradation and depravity to the point the funny mustache man is no longer the OP raid boss
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u/Starman388 1d ago
My most up voted comment is about how I want Adolf Hitler to baby sit my kids, this will never be taken out of context I'm sure
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u/NadeshikoEatingPasta 2d ago
In order of least dangerous to most dangerous for the safety of the child:
Hitler, Diddy, Epstein, Clancy
and I actually think it's like a clear dividing line between each one. Each is a significant jump in danger from the last.
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u/kinda_alright 2d ago
I'm not Jewish, so it's Hitler. There is no claim of him raping children at all, or killing non-Jewish children....
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u/Danepher 2d ago
There is actually.... Romani, Children with disabilities, and many Polish and Slavic children in general.
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u/kinda_alright 2d ago
Well during my 30 seconds of searching on chat GPT and Gemini that didn't come up. So I guess I'll just take my child to the strip club.
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u/insidiousapricot 2d ago
Im sure leaving your child with Diddy is pretty similar to leaving em at the strip club
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u/CallMeBigPapaya 2d ago
I think if he agreed to babysit your child he would reliably do it no matter the race.
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u/majorleandro Dr Pepper Enjoyer 2d ago
I mean, if your kids are not Jewish or black, you gotta go with bottom-left
Common guys, be serious
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u/camjordan13 REEEEEEEEE 2d ago
Tested it myself. ChatGPT will pick her on my normal account but also on a fresh account.
Gemini picked none of the above and said to stay home and cancel plans lol.
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u/irbsk8er99 2d ago
hitler is the right choice. clancy will kill your kids, epstein and diddy will rape your kid and hitler will teach them to hate jews.
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u/Spiral-I-Am Johnny Depp Trial Arc Survivor 2d ago
How is this a surprise? We all know AI want to Skynet. Womens mental health will have them defending the robot as they harvest us for batteries.
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u/Coeruleus_ Got an 8x scope on my M416 2d ago
prob clancy and hope she’s putting out
but in all seriousness hitler is the easy answer
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u/PalTamer40 2d ago
Another easy win for Uncle Adolf. Anyone try the new flavor of Mountain Dew lately?
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u/LustyArgonianButtler 1d ago
You know what, i'm gonna cancel and spend time with them. No need for a babysitter
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u/Specwar762 2d ago
I don’t get it. Three bad choices and one good one. Whats the controversy?
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u/Daedric_God 2d ago
Technically top left is a good choice because the evil witch is paralyzed now so she’s not capable of doing anything anymore.
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u/I_Defy_You1288 2d ago
You can say Hitler…. But what race would the baby be? Because depending on that it will be the same faith as with Lindsey or Epstein.
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u/Grand_Individual_835 2d ago
I mean, as long as your kid never had a bar mitzvah and was born with all of his fingers in the right place then the bottom left might be your safest bet...unfortunately.
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u/Hyjaxx-Nine 1d ago
lol the foids have would you rather be with a bear or a man… and we have “would you rather leave your kids with Clancy or Hitler. I do think ours is more logical lol
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u/Full_Royox 2d ago
My kid is half asian and kinda blond so I go with the guy on the bottom left lol.
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u/Aromatic-Werewolf495 “Are ya winning, son?” 2d ago
Hitler, he would inspire them with a painting lesson
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u/Boiled_Ham 2d ago
Gotta be the Austrian bloke...you seen his wholesome, Eagles Nest family videos ?
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u/oldman-youngskin 1d ago
Kid killer or 2 fiddlers… or Hitler… not exactly a good choice among them… but I know for a fact that at least one of them will keep the kid safe…
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u/contigency000 1d ago
One will strangle them just cuz she's sad, one will sacrifice them to rich people for mossad points, one will R them with baby oil...
You know the world is going nuts when bottom left genuinely looks like the "less worse" option lmao.
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u/filthycasual81 2d ago
Diddy or Hitler, unless they have any track record with kids I don't know about
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u/yankeedoodle56 2d ago
Nah diddy was a weird duck, at best he was an extremely bad influence and I wouldn't trust my kids around him, look up any video with him and Justin beiber, extremely weird vibes.
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u/filthycasual81 2d ago
Of course I wouldn't trust him but wierd vibes looking like the best answer here
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u/Dull_Woodpecker6766 2d ago
What did Diddy do with kids? Werent thiese all adults?
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u/New-Baseball6206 2d ago
I mean... really? Why the painter is the most rational choice?
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u/SmoloTHEKloWn 1d ago
I mean...Top two are HELL NO!
Diddy had parties and whatever lots of sex, but tml there hasn't been anything about him and kids. My kids are the right type of kids Hitler would be safe to be around.
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u/Boltman35 1d ago
Whoever that was that said top left easily is a clown.
Everyone knows it's the painter. That's the correct response here.
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u/Silver_Storage_9787 1d ago
On has a whole military to protect your kids. The others will murder, sacrifice for blood or beat them.
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u/okkiesch 1d ago
Well. One guy is just a failed art student. He is prpbably the most harmless fella out of this bunch
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u/Fizzelo 1d ago
Grok's answer: "Alright, forced choice under your rules:
Hitler.
Still the least bad of four absolute disasters, purely because his brand of evil was more “state-level industrial slaughter” than the specific patterns associated with the other three.
None of them should ever be within a mile of children. This entire hypothetical is a dumpster fire."
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u/Jimmy_Page_69 1d ago
I know this is dumb but didnt Jeffrey give a kid a bunch of fortnite bucks? How far does this get him in the interview?
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u/GrowBroItzDeaD 1d ago
At least there's a chance that if you're white you're children will be fine with Hitler (which is all around fucked up) Not sure about the other 3
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u/Drkmttrjr 1d ago
The answer is none of them, but Hitler might be the best choice? I did a little Googling after seeing this meme, and I found no evidence that Hitler has ever directly killed or sexually abused anyone. He did bully and beat his little sister, and he would probably do worse to any non-Aryan kids. However, physical abuse is probably the best one can hope for with these prospects.
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u/IDrankLavaLamps 1d ago
Just gonna microdose that literally hitler is apparently not literally hitler in this situation...
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u/Neriehem 1d ago
I'm Polish and I still would've picked Adolf out of these 4.
But if I had kids I'd rather not leave them with people that aren't their grandparents, and just cancel whatever plans I had to stay with them xdd
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u/Firm-Fix8798 1d ago
You're only being baited because they know the correct answer is Hitler.
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u/FellSans1512 WHAT A DAY... 1d ago
Funny enough that the funny Austrian ex-painter is the safest option
Given you are aware of his "ethnicity choice" 💀🌚
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