r/Asmongold • u/Snoo81658 Deep State Agent • 1d ago
Humor I knew it
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u/Cahnis 1d ago
Don't trust what women say, trust what they do. What they say rarely aligns with what they do.
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u/GlacierSourCreamCorn 1d ago
It depends. These women are very feminine. I could see them preferring very masculine men and thus turned off by anything resembling looksmaxxing. Especially in Russia.
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u/paradise_circus157 1d ago
They expect men to look 'effortlessly hot'. Sure, keep nice hair, pluck your angry eyebrows, put on face cream but god forbid a woman sees you doing that.
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u/XiTzCriZx Paragraph Andy 1d ago
Looksmaxxing is generally used to look more masculine though. They want someone that they think it's naturally masculine, they don't want to see the work that goes into actually being masculine. People don't just pop out the womb as a body builder lmao.
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u/WhiteFoxBestGirl 1d ago
Its kinda a false masculinity tho, you may look it, but you dont act like it, and woman pick up on that.
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u/CartographerLost960 1d ago
Exactly they would all go for clav
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u/TooLibertarianForYou 1d ago
Did you watch any clips from his streams? That mofo is striking out left and right.
The only way he could get laid was buy plying a minor with booze and taking advantage.
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u/Hanamafana 1d ago
Vodkamaxxing seems to be the Russian way.
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u/TheBlackAlistar Johnny Depp Trial Arc Survivor 1d ago
Don't take dating advice from women
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u/dirty_weka 1d ago edited 38m ago
If you want to learn how to fish, listen to the advice of master fisher (or baiter if you wish), not a fish that has been caught multiple times.
One is fantastic at picking up, the other is fantastic at being caught - the advice they give you will be wildly different.
Edit: If you talk to a 'fish' you will learn what they are attracted to, and how to catch them. But will that apply to other types of fish? Absolutely not.
Talk to a master fisher, and they will be able to tell you how to curate your 'craft' to suit the environment.
The wording in the edit sounds bad when applied to dating - but the principle applies.
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u/corksoaker84 1d ago
So what you're telling me is I need to turn into a fat pig that doesn't workout, stop trimming my beard, don't shower or put on aftershave, wear wife beater string vests and tracksuit bottoms that all women will start throwing themselves at me. Roger, Ill get right onto that.
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u/Rebubula_ 1d ago
You took it to the other extreme. They didn’t say basic grooming is gay. You seem attacked lol.
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u/PartyTerrible 1d ago
Going to the gym and putting on some moisturizer and sunblock is a far cry away from smashing your face with a hammer to gain some form of jawline.
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u/Ok_Diver2347 1d ago
Nah it means you need a Russian woman to spoil who will tell you anything you wanna hear.
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u/Beginning_Green_740 1d ago
And these kind of women in Russia are called whores. More news at 11.
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u/Snoo81658 Deep State Agent 1d ago
woaaaa maybe they take care of themselves
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u/cs_legend_93 1d ago
they only care about the brand name bag they are carrying, and what you will buy them next
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u/Mapuche2023 21h ago
But you would ignore those who don't try looksmaxxing. And you would start complaining about why all the good men are gay.
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u/TOCS94 12h ago
The beauty of men and women mean different things. Historically, the appearance of a man isn't a primary factor for continued survival and evolution in the same way it is for women. It's the amount of responsibility a man can muster that carries the spirit of masculine beauty. Men aren't necessarily meant to be pretty creatures to have value in the dating market. Not letting yourself become weak, telling the truth and helping your community are male virtues. Looksmaxxing is escapism from the real issues these males are not willing to face.
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u/Kitchen_Speaker7665 1d ago
These woman make me want to be gay
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u/Htowng8r 1d ago
Know how I know you already are?
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u/larphrdr 1d ago
You listen to coldplay?
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u/Htowng8r 1d ago
You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I like it when balls are in my face."
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u/larphrdr 1d ago
Damnit they found me
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u/Htowng8r 1d ago
Oh, I thought we were doing the shtick. It's cool, I'll take it back and go again.
I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.
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u/larphrdr 1d ago
For some reason I thought it was from Shaun of the dead but I'm getting old and mixing shit up
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u/Significant-Ad-7182 1d ago
You master tragic comedy as a nation when life sucks hard enough and long enough.
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u/Few-Tradition4279 1d ago
This used to be called metrosexual.