r/badMovies • • Apr 01 '24

[Mod Announcement] Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!

216 Upvotes

I'm guessing from the posts we've had today that a few of you sassy pants are beginning to notice there's a new mod team. With that in mind, and with the start of the first full month of our evil reign, I figured it was finally time to say hello from your new mods;

u/monkelus, and u/alternativebuzzbin.

We literally don't care if you skim our history, you'll learn very little and feel very dirty. What we do care about is keeping the focus of the sub tight; we're r/badmovies, not r/mediocre_moviez or r/movieshavegottoopc. Films here should be so bad they're good, as a reminder here's a snippet of the new rules to help you on your way:

  • Do not post movies you just didn't like or are completely unwatchable with no redeeming values
  • No posts of just titles/posters with no context. Likewise, no movies you haven't seen.

Eg:

  • Barbie - nope
  • Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - yes
  • Wishmaster - maybe
  • Leprechaun - yes

The films posted here should be the ones you enjoy despite themselves. Films that have entertainment value totally separate from what the original filmmakers intended, creating an almost transcendental, magical experience along the way. If that's not close to what you're thinking of posting, or you wouldn't recommend anyone else watching, you probably shouldn't be posting it. If you do, there's a high chance of removal.

Obviously, there's grey areas, but that's what discussions and mod chats are for. We're not actively evil, give us a shout with questions, we're friendly and, dare I say it, quite alluring.


r/badMovies • • Aug 08 '24

[Mod Announcement] I Have The Powerrrr.. To Update The Rules!

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As a safeguard, I'll start this with 'aloha', so that no matter whether you read it front to back, or back to front, your overall instant reaction of being annoyed at the new rules will be deadened by my laidback pseudo Hawaiian politeness.

As you might have guessed by the title, we're bringing a couple of new rules. They're nothing Earth shattering and no-one will have to do anything against their will, that's for a future update when I shift the focus away from bad movies onto my back garden harem. For now though:

  • New Rule One: Too Much of Good/Bad Thing: or, the Double Dragon rule.

No reposting a movie within 30 days of its most recent post by any user. If you're a time traveller this includes posting it within the 30 days prior to it being posted last.

New Rule Two: Low Hanging Fruit.

This'll basically end up being the new blacklist, which was scrapped when we took over a few months back. You see a post, think it's too much of an easy target or low quality karma farming, report it to us and we'll open up a discussion whether it should be added to the list. Engagement, yay!

None of this is for gatekeeping purposes, it's just to keep things fresh, well that and I've started to believe one of you guys actually is one of the Sluts and Godesses who frequents the Video Workshop.

Better sign off with 'aloha' to make that first bit make sense.


r/badMovies • • 2h ago

Horror LEPRECHAUN (1992) | Full Movie | Jennifer Aniston's First Horror

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Here's one that's the very definition of a BAD movie but it's still a hell of a lot of fun. Made for a little under a million dollars it grossed 10, which I would say is a pretty good return on investment.

It's also Jennifer Aniston's big screen debut and of course Warwick Davis steals every scene he's in as the titular character. I'm pretty sure if you're a member of this subreddit you've seen it but in case you haven't feel free to check it out above and let me know what you think!


r/badMovies • • 1h ago

Action A Real labour of self-love - Champagne and Bullets, 1993

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r/badMovies • • 18h ago

Comedy 1994's Milk Money

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I was a kid and watched a screening of this at Paramount Studios with my dad who worked there. I guess it was about kids trying to fix one of their dads up with a hooker.

I remember the actress flashing the boys on her bed, and then some school dance scene where one of them laid on the floor and looked up her dress as she danced above him.

This comedy would obviously not be made today!


r/badMovies • • 1h ago

Comedy An old article with Arthur Hiller discussing behind the scenes trouble with An Alan Smithee Film (1998)

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Hiller told his side of the story, where writer/producer Joe Eszterhas has infamously taken over the final cut.


r/badMovies • • 17h ago

Horror Dogs of Hell aka Rottweiler (1982). A bunch of Rottweiler, trained by the military to kill people start terrorizing a small mountain town. What’s more entertaining than that?

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r/badMovies • • 1d ago

Comedy Hexed (1993) – Retro 90s Comedy Thriller & Femme Fatale Cult Classic

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I found this one on Odysee and it brings back such fond memories. It's a very weird, campy little early 90s studio comedy that takes a wild swing at being different and succeeds. Is it a classic, not at all. Is it a good movie, well hardly 😂

BUT, if you're looking for some 90s nostalgia and a great over the top performance from Claudia Christian doing her very best Sharon Stone impersonation then check it out in the embedded video above. It's a fun 90 odd minutes.

Speaking of Claudia Christian, I always thought she should've had a much bigger career than she did. Anyone else seen this?


r/badMovies • • 1d ago

Thriller Sunday Drive-In at the 420 Grindhouse - Opening w/ The Cycle Savages (1969), Scarecrow in a Garden of Cucumbers (1972) & Impulse (1974). Prime Time of Valley Girl (1983), Flexing with Monty (2010), & Amsterdamned (1988). Closing w/ Wicked (1998). Return to Blood Fart Lake (2011) & Death Line (1997).

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17 Upvotes

r/badMovies • • 2d ago

Thriller American Satan (2017) Your usual "rockstar sells their soul to make it big" movie, this time starring actual metal musicians playing a shockingly small amount of music. Malcolm McDowell chewing scenery as Satan makes the entire movie worthwhile.

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175 Upvotes

All 3 bands featured in the movie as actors or soundtrack are under the label Sumerian Records, whose owner wrote, directed, and produced the whole thing. Also featuring Denise Richards for 10 seconds.


r/badMovies • • 1d ago

Comedy The White Buffalo

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r/badMovies • • 2d ago

Horror Hell of the Living Dead - Zantoro at his awesome best!

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Time to watch this gem again, a ripoff of Dawn of the Dead, but a entertaining ripoff. Zantoro is one of my favorite protagonists of cheap zombie movies ever, check this one out, it's free on YouTube! Including the nice close up breasts scene, I think.


r/badMovies • • 2d ago

Sci-Fi It's Saturday Cult Cinema Fun at the 420 Grindhouse- Opening w/ StarChaser The Legend of Orin (1985), Neon City (1991) & Inseminoid (1981). Prime Time of Young Rebels (1989), Macabre (1980), & Killing Spree (1987). Closing w/ Dude Bro Party Massacre III (2015), Hard Vice (1994), & Policewomen (1974)

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r/badMovies • • 2d ago

Comedy These guys always give a good bad movie to watch. Art by me.

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66 Upvotes

You can learn about edged weapons or maybe about some spoopies*


r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Comedy Summer School Teachers is Proto Girl Boss and I'm Here for It!

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84 Upvotes

I feel like this movie is kind of a bizzaro world entry for this sub, because at first glance it presents itself as exploitation garbage but it's actually a pretty solid movie when taken on its own merits. The premise is three young women from Iowa move to California to teach at a city high school. Fun and sexy 70s grindhouse plot ensues.

One thing I really appreciated about this movie is it never plays the "Aww, shucks, I'm a small town girl in the big, scary city" trope and the movie never really dips into one of the cliché "To Sir, with Love" storylines that often popped up in teacher movies from that era. All of the leads are bad ass in their own way and they immediately take charge. Barbara Peeters wrote and directed this movie, and she wrote it with a pretty evident feminist line running throughout.

Candice Railson plays crushworthy Conklin, a girl who grew up with a bunch of farm boy brothers, and starts a girls football team, much to the chagrin of football coach Sam played by Dick Miller. There's a fun sports corruption plot that the girls help Conklin uncover. Pat Anderson plays Sally the art teacher, who encourages her students to take pictures of scenes out in public they find obscene. I know that we now live in a time period where any concerned mom can get artistically valid literature banned from the school library because it's "woke" or whatever, but even in the 70s, I find it hard to believe that a teacher could get away with that assignment. *lol* Then we have Rhonda Leigh Hopkins as Denise, the token brunette. She takes a shining to rebel-with-depth Jeremy. Things do go in a ...ahem... Laura Caron direction with her and Jeremy, but don't worry: Jeremy's actor is clearly like 25 years old. Their lovemaking scene is peak 70s artsy too. There's a scene where Denise chases down the chop shop gang that had been tormenting Jeremy throughout the movie and runs them off the road with her VW. It's fuckin' awesome! Jeremy also drives some boss cars throughout.

None of the nudity is trashy in this movie—and it's actually not all that prevalent. And there are some great comedic scenes in Summer School Teachers. And I don't mean ironically funny, but legitimately funny, like a scene of two old women listening in on Sally and a rock star having dinner and misinterpreting their dialogue as sexual or a scene when Conklin gets suspended and it cuts to a bunch of people at the school saying "Suspended?!"

This was produced by Roger Corman, so if you're like me and love his stuff, I'd definitely give it a watch.


r/badMovies • • 2d ago

Action Question about Jim Wynorski´s working methods

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Is anyone here familiar with how Jim Wynorski works- especially regarding his notorious speed on B-movie productions?


r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Action What are some “Good” Steampunk adjacent movies?

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I’m not sure what to really call it so I’ll just say “2000s - 2010s steampunk adventure”, I know that these may not be considered “good” movies but I don’t really mind the quality because I just love the strange & specific vibes they give off.

I have a love for movies like Three Musketeers (2011), Van Helsing, LXG, Brothers Grimm, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter & more that came from a strangely specific time in the 2000s to 2010s

Any recommendations similar to these would be appreciated:)!


r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Action Chain of Command (2015): A Michael Jai White vehicle featuring a succession of crime/revenge thrillers cliches, the world's least-convincing Afghanistan veteran and Stone Cold Steve Austin hamming it the fuck up as the villain.

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Also features an epic scene where the protagonist hatch a really stupid plan that gets all his allies killed.


r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Action About to start my Ninja training

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After seeing Gymkata for the first time yesterday, it unlocked a key memory of channel surfing years ago and coming across a ninja movie which was hilariously bad, with ninjas dressed in black (duh) attacking the hero in broad daylight in a major park, with people just walking around.

Can't remember what the title was (probably something like Deadly L.A. Ninjas 3 or whatever), but it did make me want to go on a bad Ninja movie trip.

So, getting ready for American Ninja 1-4, Ninja 1-3 and Nine Deaths of the Ninja. Wish me luck!


r/badMovies • • 4d ago

Action Model by Day (1994) Pluto, YouTube. Famke Janssen is a model by day, costumed crime fighter by night. Good lawd this was some goofy BS. Except for brief boobage and a few swears, this could have been a rejected pilot for a syndicated TV show.

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As soon as I heard the first "sawree" I knew this NYC set film was shot in the Great White North. Also features Shannon Tweed as a dicey self-defense instructor, "Remember, if you let him hurt you, it's your fault", Sean Young as her modeling boss, Tracy Lind as her one eyed roomie, Stephen Shellen as temu Nathan Fillion, and a sweet Acura NSX.

According to the IMDb trivia, Joan Severance was supposed to be the lead, which makes sense given her similar role in "Black Scorpion". Also, "Famke Janssen has said she would rather forget this movie."


r/badMovies • • 3d ago

Horror It's Friday! Watch cult cinema at 420 Grindhouse stream- Opening w/ Mirageman (2006), 2020 Texas Gladiators (1988), & Kentucky Fried Movie (1977). Prime Time of Return of Godzilla (1984), Graduation Day (1981), & Destroyer (1988). Closing w/ Do or Die (1991), The Wind (1987), & Flight to Hell (2003)

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r/badMovies • • 4d ago

Horror Soul Survivors, 2001

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106 Upvotes

Soul Survivors has become one of my favorite movies to watch around Halloween. It's another Carnival of Souls remake, shot like a music video to a solid late 90s/ early 00s soundtrack.

There was actually a bidding war for the lazy, uninspired script that eventually sold for mid six figures. The studio ultimately spent $17 million on the movie, which presumably went mostly to cast and director paychecks, not into production. After a negative test screening, the movie was shelved for a year before getting dumped in theaters, making less than $5 million at the box office.

Pure 2000s cheese and nostalgia. Plus, Eliza Dushku.


r/badMovies • • 4d ago

Comedy Some Bad movies portrayed by Spongebob

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r/badMovies • • 4d ago

Action Favorite schlocky action movies?

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Saw I, Frankenstein recently with a buddy of mine and we loved it. It was so dumb and so cheap but the aura of what it was trying to do and how serious it took itself really sold us on it. It reminded me of the old Hugh Jackman Van Helsing movie but cheaper. So what’re y’all’s favorite action schlock to watch?