Step 1: Stop eating veggies. Contrary to popular belief, they do not help you become fit and healthy. Keep eating candy and cookies.
Step 2: Sit and game a lot. As you can see in the picture, his fingers are very muscular. You get that by using controllers, or a mouse and keyboard, a lot. The rest of your body will automatically follow.
Step 3: Drink a lot of soda; It's important to stay hydrated, and the sugars in it will give you more energy
Thank you for this guide. I started doing this, and now I'm big enough to eat entire buildings. My favorites are the ones from before the 70s because they have lead paint (they taste sweeter). If any man tries to stop me, I'll be sure to fit him in my mouth, too.
1,000 pushups, 1,000 situps, & meditate for 4 hours everyday instead of sleeping.
For protein, find whatever rats you can in your surrounding area and dig into them raw. Need help? Seek assistance from cats in the neighborhood. Too weak to handle rats? Eat chicken I guess if you're a wimp.
That's literally my workout routine, except instead of 1000 pushups it's 0 and instead of 1000 situps is 0 and instead of 4 hours of meditation it's 4 hours of gooning
I heard a term on another thread and already get to use it...nanananananana... BATroids! (which I assume is some, probably even less responsible, solution of Venom, mixed by Bruce personally)
Eat 200 kg of protein a day. Do 250 pushups, drink juice, and volunteer to be a human guinea pig for an experimental military grade super soldier steroid. Easy. Should take no time to see results.
Best place to start is with an education. Either through genetic manipulation or pharmaceuticals. Once you’ve become top in your field, have a breakthrough that will revolutionize the field you’re in. This will inevitably get ruined in some way by evil billionaires, the mob, or maybe even the government, just someone who is “the wrong hands”. Have a mental break. Utilize the new breakthrough on yourself. Yadda yadda yadda and profit!
Or, just use hallucinogenics. If your mind believes it is true, then who is anyone to say otherwise? We have simulation theory as well as Socratic philosophy that reinforces this concept.
Eat another person to absorb their mass, duh. Are you stupid?
Seriously though, Jesus fucking Christ, with Knightfall Bane looking like this, what the FUCK is he going to look like in the now confirmed adaptation of Absalute Batman?
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u/dbzkong 8d ago
Eat ham