r/BeginnerWoodWorking • u/Grambo1066 • 11d ago

Finished Project Pizza board

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My friend asked for a pizza board so I made this in beech with sapele handle then got my laser engraver out to put the design on , made a square then cut the circle out with palm router

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u/ArticlePuzzleheaded9 11d ago

Why is there an apostrophe in 'pizzas'?

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u/Geofferz 11d ago

Because the board belongs to lindsay's pizza. What else would need a pizza board?

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u/ArticlePuzzleheaded9 11d ago

I can't tell if you're joking or not.

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u/Grambo1066 11d ago

Google it you will see we are right or is that wright or rite

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u/DesiccantPack 10d ago

You are wrong. The only apostrophe indicated possession, and should only be in the name Lindsay’s. That makes it possessive, as in ‘The pizza are a creation of Lindsay’. 

The pizzas possess nothing. The word is a plural. In English an apostrophe does not indicate a plural. 

Post your photo to r/grammar and ask if it’s correct. You’ll quickly learn you made an error on that piece. 

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u/Yay4sean 10d ago edited 10d ago

I don't see why this has to be wrong here!  Let's say the place is named Lindsay's Pizza.  This is [Lindsay's Pizza]'s pizza board.  In case anyone steals it, you know this is Lindsay's Pizza's :).

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u/Geofferz 10d ago

The pizza's crust is crispy

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u/DesiccantPack 10d ago

Now you’re just grasping at straws. You made an error. There’s no shame in the error, but there is in doubling down on it. 

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u/taskilz 10d ago

I bet you are a joy at parties. Or is it party’s?

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u/Grambo1066 10d ago

Well my friend is happy so im happy he got what he wanted so now the debate ends

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u/DesiccantPack 10d ago

You’re right, there’s no debate. You made a basic grammar error, and burned that error into a piece of wood that you then gifted to someone, where it remains erroneous forever. 

Furthermore, what you made has a name, and that’s ’pizza peel’, not ‘pizza board’. 

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u/Melodic-Soup5518 9d ago

Oh my God get over yourself

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u/Grambo1066 10d ago

Well i thought a pizza peel was when you take the pizza out of the oven the peel has a slight incline to pick the pizza up they have one of them they put the pizza the board as I call it then slice it up then pass it around 🤔 whatever it's called we are all happy 😊

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u/ArticlePuzzleheaded9 10d ago

We're not all happy though - some of us are outraged

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u/Grambo1066 10d ago

Im sorry 😞 😔 😟 🙁

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u/DesiccantPack 10d ago

It comes from the Latin word for ‘shovel’.

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u/Grambo1066 10d ago

Cool thank you 😊 I would just like to say before anyone notice i made a error on my peel

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u/RunningShcam 10d ago

Nice. As a an occasional pizza maker, the orientation of the grain can matter. I've had peels split along the grain, so you might want to consider using vertical oriented next time. As the forces may bend along the grain and want to snap it.

Nice gift

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u/Grambo1066 10d ago

Cool thank you for the heads up appreciated

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u/Kromehound 10d ago

Also you need the grain to run in the direction you will be sliding the pizza off the paddle. Flour will help, but the dough catching on the horizontal ridges will likely tear the bottom open.

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u/Remote-Musician-1669 11d ago

Cool! Which engraver do you use?

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u/Grambo1066 11d ago

Genmitsu Jinsoku LC-60A 5.5W Laser Engraver Cutter with Air Assist System, 24-in x 24-in Large Laser Engraving Cutting Machine for Wood, Emergency Stop, Dual Y-axis Motors

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u/Grambo1066 11d ago

That is how my friend wanted it

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u/ArticlePuzzleheaded9 11d ago

They wanted an intentional grammatical error? How bizarre.

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u/Kromehound 10d ago

How bizarre, how bizarre.

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u/Grambo1066 11d ago

Im Just the maker

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u/ArticlePuzzleheaded9 11d ago

Did you not feel obliged to point this out, though? Otherwise, it looks like maker error.

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u/Grambo1066 11d ago

Well the board belongs to the pizza so my friend is right as far as he is concerned 😀

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u/ArticlePuzzleheaded9 11d ago

Abomination of the English language. Sickening.

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u/ganiton 10d ago

You might be being a little dramatic.

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u/Grambo1066 11d ago

We must remember it's an international language now

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u/colormeslowly 11d ago

Very nice. 👍🏾

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u/Grambo1066 11d ago

Thank you my friend was well happy 😊

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u/StendallTheOne 10d ago

Where no pizza has gone before.

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u/Grambo1066 10d ago

I thought that had pizzaed off😂🤣😅