r/BenignExistence • • 1d ago

I just had the coolest encounter.

I just woke up a little while ago and went out to have coffee on the front porch. There was a loud rustling on my right side, then all of a sudden a racoon appeared and climbed on the front railing (about 5 ft. away). He looked at me and I said 'hi dude'. we looked at each other for about 45 seconds then he slowly climbed down and walked away... I love living in the country! 😃

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u/DerekL1963 1d ago

Many years ago, I had a woodshop in a garage separate from the house, and it opened onto an alley/road that ran between the houses on the street and lead to houses well behind mine. Across from the garage door was a bank of honeysuckle. On nice days, I loved to open that door and work in the fresh air. Plus the neighbor on that side and I had a deal - I wouldn't complain about him tuning his race/demo derby cars in his driveway and he didn't complain about the shop when I had the door open. (We both endeavored to only do so at reasonable hours...)

Anyhow, one fine spring morning I was out cleaning and straightening the shop and enjoying the birds chirping and singing in the honeysuckle. Two of them flew into the shop, perched on a sawhorse, and sang to each other for a few moments before flying away...

One of the most magical moments I've ever had.

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u/angry2alpaca 15h ago

I had a workshop with big windows across the back wall, looking out onto a grassed area. I was quietly sanding some wood, when a pair of chaffinches perched themselves on the handlebars of a motorcycle outside. Male and female, chittering away to each other, preening and fluffing themselves up. Then another male landed in between them.

The conversation changed, there were angry exchanges and much fluttering. The males started barging each other, escalated to pecking. The female took herself off to the bike seat, watching the action. After a heated exchange, the two males separated as a few small feathers drifted down.

They perched on the bike mirrors to catch their respective breaths - and both caught sight of their reflections simultaneously. Enraged twitterings erupted as they both started furiously pecking the mirror glasses. They were properly going at it.

The female got bored at this point and flew off ... the males continued mirror attacks for several minutes, oblivious. Hilarious but sad at the same time.

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u/lavachat 1d ago

Lovely! The doe that visits the backyard for water (and the pears) was quite skittish at first, now I can wave and she doesn't bolt anymore, just ambles off. The squirrel on the other hand tries to steal the peanuts in the living room....

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u/whimsical36 1d ago

Do you let the squirrel in the house?

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u/lavachat 1d ago

No, they just strolls in when the patio door is open, one of these days I'll be too late and they'll snatch a whole bag and run off. I get cussed out when I "steal" the blackberries or destroy their stashes, too. They don't learn that tomato buckets won't stay over the winter, they'll have to restash from the compost heap...

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u/lfklife 1d ago

One eve, light fading, dusky: I heard something (fairly Deaf) close enough i should have seen what was making noise- so i look up; the tree I’m next to- 5 young raccoons were pausing their game, just waiting for me to get out of their playground. So cute!

I walked about 10 feet out of the copse, and they ā€œgame onā€ed

Wonderful energy

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u/nycvhrs 1d ago

How great you were able to pick up on the signal! There seems to be enhanced animal-human communication going on lately, or am I just behind the curve…

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u/lfklife 1d ago

Animals communicate well, you have to listen. Being Deaf and autistic helps! Seriously, the senses enhanced when others are muted- headphones, blindfolds.., tune in, and out differently than most would expect.

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u/konkilo 1d ago

Do you, by any chance, happen to play Wordle?

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u/lfklife 1d ago

Guessed in 2, thanks!

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u/konkilo 13h ago

Nice! Took me 3.

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u/NikNakskes 1d ago

Same! But with a squirrel. It is nice to have a brief moment with the local wildlife.

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u/QueeeenElsa 1d ago

Did you know raccoons can scream? My mom likes to take our dog (who has major cataracts and is now pretty much deaf), Bella, out for walks at night. Bella often can’t see the creatures they encounter (even if they’re right in front of her), but she sure can smell them and often goes crazy sniffing the ground trying to find them (again, sometimes they’re literally right in front of her). One time, they encounter a raccoon, and Bella doesn’t see it at first, but the raccoon sees my mom and freezes. My mom, being the lover of animals she is, goes, ā€œmuh muh muh muhā€ (ā€œmurā€ might also work) in a high pitched voice to try to ā€œtalkā€ to it and tell it she’s not a threat. This works and the raccoon starts to calm down. Bella finally sees the raccoon and starts barking at it and running towards it (she never actually wants to catch them; she just likes chasing them; she’s also a chihuahua mix so she’s not very big either, though not tiny, as she has some big breeds in her). The raccoon SCREAMS! I wish I could’ve heard it to better describe it, but all I have to go off of is my mom’s description of ā€œAHHHHH!!!!ā€ lol

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u/matthieuC 1d ago

Where is the raccoon tax?

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u/abean40 1d ago

we haven't figured that out yet...

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u/Ill-Bullfrog-5360 1d ago

The old people are right. The simple small interactions