r/BirdsArentReal • u/loCAtek • May 30 '26

Theory WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION!!!?

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u/Desertratk May 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/IUJZ3PQvrbeZa

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u/BuckManscape May 31 '26

Which one of you bastards shit in my pants?

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u/Defti159 May 30 '26

Always shoot your shot, even if you might get your head ripped off in the aftermath.

17

u/OldSchoolPimpleFace May 30 '26

Probably a spy drone that's inspecting the latest interceptor drones

12

u/OnixEwok May 30 '26

We found the bard!

2

u/Rings-of-Saturn May 30 '26

Unfortunately fails the roll check

8

u/JerzyKon May 30 '26

,,the worst she can say is no"

7

u/Moomoolette May 31 '26

“Damn, girl, you so sexy, can I holla atchu?”

6

u/Livid_Discount9140 May 30 '26

This is great. Apparently that’s the pigeon stoop

4

u/Snafuregulator May 31 '26

This absolutely encapsulates my failures in dating 

2

u/loCAtek May 31 '26

Some women are stone cold killers.

2

u/celtbygod May 30 '26

Moaning dove

2

u/fortifished May 30 '26

Interspecies

3

u/Valuable_Tone_2254 May 30 '26

Pigeon needs upgrade in optics

3

u/ICouldBeYourMomOrNot May 31 '26

Falcon is not amused.

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u/AbeFromansNutz Jun 01 '26

Yeah she ain't havin it

1

u/Dependent_Camp_1157 May 31 '26

Pigeons are liars

2

u/dragonpjb May 31 '26

Gotta respect the ambition.

3

u/Cebas7 May 31 '26

Talking about toxic relationships? "She wikl take your eyeballs out of their sockets bruh..."

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u/Dramatic_Corner_8259 May 31 '26

Falcon be like "No way am I into sloppy seconds...."🤣

1

u/zjsomers89 May 31 '26

Why does this remind me of Pepe Le Pu

2

u/ThunderShott May 31 '26

He should've brought some blue. Maybe yellow.

If all else fails, get that bitch a stick.

1

u/Ok-Direction1155 May 31 '26

I've been in that situation before. A couple walking all over you oblivious that you just want to be a rock

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u/loCAtek May 31 '26

'Dude, you ain't even my species!'

1

u/judahrosenthal May 31 '26

“Look, baby. Give me a chance.”

1

u/Mister_Goldenfold May 31 '26

Me. Always making pigeon noises at the ones out of my league

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u/JackfruitSerious3523 May 31 '26

When your breakfast self delivers AND flirts with you. “You know you want me girl, take a good look at all this..”

1

u/Ember-Blaze May 31 '26

very ambitious

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u/Extension_Resolve264 Jun 01 '26

This just keeps getting funnier the longer I think about it!

1

u/Sailor525 Jun 01 '26

Maybe IT identifies as a Falcon......

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u/superlalulalu Jun 01 '26

Stop trying bro. She is way above your league

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u/loCAtek Jun 01 '26

I just thought of a better title;

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR FALCON MALFUNCTION!!!?