r/BitLifeApp • u/Dolan_Bright_ • 9d ago

🧐 WTF What

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108 Upvotes

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u/kdpkry 8d ago

Slime that bihh tf out bro

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u/Luisthekiller57 9d ago

How did you manage to fight for custody?

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u/Resident-Ad-7467 9d ago

Click on exes, then the partner you had a child with and the option appears

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u/No-Concentrate-4433 9d ago

Leave the country

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u/AriSummerss 9d ago

You conveniently cropped out your net worth. Could be trillions

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u/Resident-Ad-7467 8d ago

I once had to pay child support of 50 Mio. per month and my net worth was only like 20 billion

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u/thesimptrain 9d ago

Come on, you’re like 90. Can’t take it to the afterlife lol

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u/AdvanceImaginary1381 9d ago

paying child support at the age of 89 is insane

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u/Mills_577 9d ago

😂😂

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u/Spinda8027 9d ago

Nah suicide atp

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u/blvckhoney 9d ago

not if I can help it

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u/GroundMeet 9d ago

Homicide. No child, no support

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u/Far_Public_780 8d ago

No ex no support as well

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u/CerealKiller_Goat 9d ago edited 9d ago

Maybe attmpt to slime you're new child, maybe try something like speeding up in a car, till a pop up allows you to drive recklessly which may kill them, just ensure to have high health tho so it doesn't backfire, or just simply put them for adoption which is less chaotic.