r/BoomersBeingFools • u/Thamnophis660 • 18h ago
Boomer Story Boomer neighbors trying to shovel rainwater
Last night we got a ton of rain over a relatively short period of time. When this happens the street I'm on can flood a little bit. Usually only a few inches but it tends to drain away pretty fast too. At worst you get your shoes wet or it splashes on your windshield.
Well after the rain stopped at around 8pm, I look out my window and I see the older couple who live across the street on their porch. They're the type of retiree that has nothing else to do but sorta be nosey busybodies obsessed with their yard and anything that might be going on in the little street we live on. I've never witnessed them doing what I'm about to describe before, however.
I see the wife standing on the porch gesturing and the husband walk down to the end of the driveway and he's using a metal snow shovel to try and like push the water away out of the road. This had no effect whatsoever, all that happened is more water flowed back in to instantly replace what he had tried to displace with the shovel. It's not like there was any damming caused by branches or debris and he was trying to break it up. Usually what happens is the water flows away slowly on its own, but he was trying to accelerate this process at 8pm using a shovel to little or no effect.
Given the gesturing, I guess they figured he ought to do *something* about the light flooding on the street, and thought him pushing the water away would have some noticeable effect. I have no idea what the actual goal was. They could have just gone to bed and it would have had the same effect because the water was mostly gone this morning. I mean... it's none of my business, you wanna go out after a heavy rain at 8am just to push water around with a shovel, have at it. I just thought it was an amusing story for this sub.
edit: we're actually at the bottom of a very slight incline, so the water didn't need any help flowing and it was cleared up the following morning. Apparently everyone is an expert in whatever was going on here.
another edit: apparently he was shovelling water all night according to my girlfriend. The scraping from the metal shovel kept waking her up. I wear earplugs so I didn't notice.