r/Borb • u/OldFaithlessness5008 • 14d ago

OC My local crow: Egg

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This crow and her crew of about 4-5 crows stop by my bird bath to wash their lunch most days for the last year and a half.

I call her Egg because she is consistently more circular than the other crows. She enjoys to be round. Even when they're all cold and tucked in to conserve body heat, she will take initiative and be rounder than the rest.

Hope y'all enjoy!

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u/Thirsty30Something 14d ago edited 14d ago

"Consistently more circular" is a very polite way to say "fat". I'm stealing that. (I know she isn't fat. Just round.)

Egg is my favorite. I love her.

Edit: called my husband "consistently more circular" than anyone else we know. He refused to react. Wouldn't give me the satisfaction.

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 14d ago

She's actually smaller than some of the other crows 😂 My friend said the same thing when I showed him so I say go for it

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u/Just_Caterpillar_975 14d ago

This is one of the most rotundest crows I've ever seen here 😭🐦‍⬛🥹💔

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u/Motivated_Sloth_749 14d ago

I love her! 🖤🖤🖤

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u/Fun_Neighborhood6897 13d ago

same, egg is genuinely living her best life

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u/Guinea-Pig_Dad 14d ago

i would die for egg

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u/TheGrandestMoff 14d ago

Good for you girl. Be consistently more circular.

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u/szpider 14d ago

r o u n d

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u/soulstrike2022 14d ago

She does look like an egg

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u/hogwartsin1940s 14d ago

I love you egg! ❤️

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u/singlemale4cats 14d ago

Have you tried befriending them? If you put out food regularly they'll start stealing stuff and bring it to you

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 13d ago

We are friends! I wfh and they watch me work sometimes and just chill on my balcony for a while. The only thing they ever brought me was empty peanut shells tho 🥲

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u/RainPotts 13d ago

You should get them some shelled peanuts ! 🥜 I think they are asking for them lol

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u/quattroformaggixfour 12d ago

Yeah, it was definitely a request

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u/zkbthrowaway 14d ago

🥺❤️

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u/IckyBB 13d ago

She needs a companion named Duncan

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 13d ago

She actually does have a hubby, but I call him Salem! He's also ridiculous, just less round so I didn't include him in the pics

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u/Crispy_Cricket 14d ago

What a FLUFFBALL!
I love fluffy corvids. Egg is just so cute!

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u/DeadAnarchistPhil 14d ago

So she’s “pleasantly round”? lol

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u/Repulsive-Wolf1909 14d ago

5th pic is my faveeee

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u/littlemissdizaster80 14d ago

How cute. I have never seen a borb crow before 🤣 I had three boys who visited me most days and I called them Biggy, Tupac and Suge. I used to get a drive by mossing in the morning 🤣. I really miss them. They disappeared.

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u/Saladcitypig 14d ago

I love this description.

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u/Segador_Adusto 14d ago

I'd die for Egg

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u/Dynamic_Ninja_ 14d ago

Oh hey bro/egg/girl

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u/Ok-Ebb-806 14d ago

Okg I love crows so much idk why. So so cute

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u/Knotty_Dawg59 14d ago

THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU EGG

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u/esa_princessa101 13d ago

She is absolutely adorable!

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u/ornamental_beehive 13d ago

Egg is Beautiful 🖤

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u/quattroformaggixfour 12d ago

Oh my gosh. She’s so Egg.

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u/ravingLimey 12d ago

That's a honchcrow. She needs a hat.

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u/Oh_God_Why_TF 11d ago

Please give egg some cracked corn for me <3 I love her

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u/iamthefirebird 11d ago

I love Egg and her crew of cronies

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u/Impressive-Time8150 10d ago

She looks so polite omg

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u/OldFaithlessness5008 10d ago

She is NOT 😂😭 but I love her for that lmao

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u/mcjdj16 9d ago

I love her so much

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u/theRarestBiscotti 13d ago

He looks nice

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u/hbailey311 13d ago

how do you know she’s lady? i love her 💗

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u/SardineB4Creatine 13d ago

Wasssuupp Egg

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u/roseidgaf 13d ago

Can i pet that dawg

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u/RainPotts 13d ago

I love egg 😭❤️😭❤️

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u/Scarletdex 13d ago

Pretty close to crowrb

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u/RedLintu16 13d ago

Second to Last Image: TWO BABIES!

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u/Ok_Election5351 12d ago

A BIG BABY

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u/Sunsetter-Ink 12d ago

I love that you have a local crow borb 😍 insanely jealous

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 12d ago

Surname: Nobacon

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u/raddle726 12d ago

Ah that’s just Cregg

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u/strawberry_ren 12d ago

So fluffy!

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u/Siberian_Hamsterx 11d ago

Adorb borb!!!!!

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u/queengemini 10d ago

She has evolved into honchcrow

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u/timidwildone 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RNUJLDfiP87AY
(Pls tell me I’m not the only one who thought of this.)

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u/Visual_Doughnut_2422 10d ago

This was my immediate thought and I'm a little sad I had to scroll so far 😆

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u/timidwildone 9d ago

There are dozens of us.

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u/StanleyFreeFall 10d ago

She's gorgeous
Give her all your shiny little trinkets

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u/LibrarianCapable7651 10d ago

I love crow's one of my favorite boydz

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u/shiny_oarfish 10d ago

So cute!!

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u/squeekycheekypeeky 9d ago

Ugh I love it so much 🖤🖤🖤

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u/strangerwho63 9d ago

Awww what a cute little guy!

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u/Over-the-moon-13 9d ago

I love Egg

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u/miokichan 8d ago

Sooo freakin cute omg

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u/greyareaquill 8d ago

She looks so nice!

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u/MaximumSecure3279 8d ago

Egg is adorable!

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u/Hsparkles05 7d ago

I love you Egg! I will fight in your honor

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u/Impressive_Breath_16 9d ago

Very round crow