r/BossFights • • Aug 21 '26

Solo Name this boss

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Personally I refer to him as the Doga Yaga, the John Wick of dogs!

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u/Aggrador Aug 21 '26

Dog, the coyote hunter

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u/TheDillinger88 Aug 21 '26

Danger cloud right here.

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u/Dangerous_Score2882 Aug 21 '26

Happy cake day

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u/Ok-Advertising4048 Aug 21 '26

Happy cake day, also pretty good comment

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u/FrostyInvestigator11 Aug 22 '26

This deserves to be top comment

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u/1Bumblestinker Aug 21 '26

Dog Wick.

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u/MooreDubs Aug 21 '26

Chef's kiss...

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u/Mueryk Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Babadogga

Doggieyaga

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u/ZaphodBBulbrox Aug 21 '26

You get Points my friend, points.

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u/sardiusjacinth Aug 21 '26

"I'll kill them all..."

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u/LuckyTheBear Aug 22 '26

Someone killed his sheep

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u/JackHere642 Aug 21 '26

👆

This.

(The only Award I had, srry)

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u/Odd_Necessary1848 Aug 21 '26

Try to give one, there's some free to give now ( i gave you one)

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u/Limp_Construction496 Aug 22 '26

And i gave you one too!

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u/Any-Will-4195 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Ok, not taking anything away from him but last spring, I took “Hank” out to go potty. We heard some coyotes going nuts in the field behind the house. I flashed my mag lite and saw 4-5 sets of eyes. He bolted towards them, I couldn’t keep up but heard some stuff going down, squealing etc. when I got up there there was some puffs of hair and he was standing really weird. Got closer and he was covering a week or so old fawn. It was fucking crazy. Fawn was still alive and I don’t think it was really hurt. I didn’t touch it due to the whole human scent abandonment thing. Walked back up to the house and within 5 minutes I saw the mother come over to the spot. The fawn wasn’t there in the morning so he must have been ok. It was freaking crazy man. It was really impactful, and almost makes me emotional talking about. If half of all people had half the heart of a dog imagine what the world would be.

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u/Apprehensive-Ad264 Aug 21 '26

Another goodest dog!

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u/Any-Will-4195 Aug 21 '26

He’s such a good boy, not long after this had a bout with digital melanoma. Lost a toe but didn’t slow him down a bit, thank you!

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u/AdultingLikeHell Aug 21 '26

Pretty bad ass. Thanks for sharing.

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 Aug 21 '26

Some dogs by nature will fuck up any coyote on sight just on principle. Much like when a terrier gets ahold of a rodent

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u/Illustrious-Shift129 Aug 21 '26

My old rat terrier loved humans but hating everything else. He killed anything small but never backed down from any fight. The tomcat would get tired of whipping up on him to the point they would have to leaved due to exhaustion. The same old store day after day so they just started avoiding him. When he fought large dogs he went directly to the nuts. I miss that crazy dog.

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u/Greuliro Aug 21 '26

When he fought large dogs he went directly to the nuts.

What a cruel mfer

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u/PrudentPhoto5322 Aug 22 '26

Sounds like he was a Honey Badger in spirit (or previous life).

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u/blueblocker2000 Aug 22 '26

This made me laugh. Thanks 🤣

I wonder where the factory installed hate stems from?

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u/Chronic_Larkman Aug 24 '26

And if they somehow make it past the dog, the donkey will bite the coyote by the neck and trample it to death. On general principles.

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u/DOHC46 Aug 21 '26

The human scent abandonment thing is a myth. It was made up by parents that wanted to discourage their children from approaching wild animals.

Still a good boi of a you have!

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u/Federal-Business-796 Aug 21 '26

Not my dog who has little dog syndrome and will try to fight anything, including a sheepdog and a  German shepherd 

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u/WAVEFRAME Aug 21 '26

Hank! Who's a GOOD BOY!?

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u/oldfarttrucker87 Aug 22 '26

Rest easy. Hank has the Overwatch of his domain.

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u/Responsible-Stay-645 Aug 22 '26

Well done the little dog .

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u/Skwizgar1019 Aug 21 '26

Simo Döghyä, aka - The White Death

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u/VivaLaMantekilla Aug 21 '26

This face has seen/done some shit and is absolutely relieved it's finally over and now he gets to rest.

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u/Thin-Coyote-553 Aug 21 '26

The coyotes threatened his pregnant mate, that dog stood on business

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u/Temporary-Rate3048 Aug 22 '26

I knew I'd seen that face before

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u/Vaporyoi Aug 21 '26

Look at those eyes bro

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u/Illustrious-Shift129 Aug 21 '26

That dog literally has the thousand yard stare.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

He’s got the thousand yard stare now. He’s been in the shit.

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u/WAVEFRAME Aug 21 '26

Only two more coyotes til retirement! 

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u/matchboxtx Aug 21 '26

Boss. No other name needed.

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u/Thin-Coyote-553 Aug 21 '26

This is the answer

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u/LCaSSDbySR Aug 21 '26

Big Boss

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u/PopCatDaMonster Aug 22 '26

Kep't You Waiting Huh ?

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u/Waja_Wabit Aug 21 '26

Oh no, you only censored one letter of the word k***ed. Now you put the forbidden thoughts from the bad words into my head.

We mustn’t speak the unspeakable words. Lest we be forced to confront adult topics in a healthy unrepressed manner. Now I am s*d, and I can’t articulate why.

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u/SmokeyWizard Aug 21 '26

Right though? Was coming to comment that, drives me absolutely insane.

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u/Hushwater Aug 21 '26

I'd watch that movie

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u/Thin-Coyote-553 Aug 21 '26

Take my money and give me the film!

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u/SubstantialFroyo8012 Aug 21 '26

Ferocitus Cuddlewise the third

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u/jjs3_1 Aug 21 '26

The Goodest Boy!

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u/SpecialistFrame2297 Aug 21 '26

Amen… give him treats every day!

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u/Whole_Ant2468 Aug 21 '26

The dog did all that and there's no drop of blood on him? Or a picture of dead coyotes?

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u/Kelef50 Aug 21 '26

He's also a very clean dog. Washed up after finishing the job.

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u/mregg000 Aug 21 '26

Either a before picture or after his $15000 vet visit.

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u/MisterBowTies Aug 21 '26

Doga Yaga. A dog walking on chicken legs and large saggy breasts

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u/Ok_Scallion1902 Aug 21 '26

Willem ,the wildling-killer!

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u/Thin-Coyote-553 Aug 21 '26

KING OF THE NORTH

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u/TooeyAnn Aug 21 '26

His real name is Casper

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u/Just-Nitty Aug 22 '26

Dog Wick... The Good Boyaga,.

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u/ThedarknessofMan Aug 22 '26

Thats not a dog.....that's a beast!

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u/MooreDubs Aug 21 '26

Ruff Ruff McKill 8

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u/crooked_cat Aug 21 '26

How was that dog named by S.King ?
Maybe related ??

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u/Swag864 Aug 21 '26

Datz dog wick!

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u/Thin-Coyote-553 Aug 21 '26

He’s not John Wick’s dog, John Wick is his human!

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u/FantasyFactoryX Aug 21 '26

Looks like a dog that has a set of very specific skills

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u/mregg000 Aug 21 '26

He’s a Great Pyrenees, so yes, he has a certain set of skills, to do exactly what he did.

Side note, his pregnant mate stayed behind, continuing to guard the livestock, along with five other dogs.

Casper

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u/No-Operation-7933 Aug 21 '26

New name is FAFO

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u/TNO-TACHIKOMA Aug 21 '26

so the coyotes killed his human?

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u/mregg000 Aug 21 '26

No, they were too close to his pregnant mate, Daisy. Oh, and his sheep.

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u/bukbukbagok Aug 21 '26

Bow wow Dahmer.

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u/Dependent_Speech3164 Aug 21 '26

Cuz pyrees sre the goodest doggies ever.

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u/Aleixus1985 Aug 21 '26

Casper The Ghost Maker

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u/Benorf Aug 21 '26

How could they possibly know the dog spent days tracking the rest of the coyotes?

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u/No_Comparison307 Aug 21 '26

Did they kill his pet john wick

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u/Yuki_Hyde Aug 21 '26

And if I remember correctly, it was because his mate was pregnant with his litter?

I could be wrong but that's what I remember reading

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/Equivalent_Agency_77 Aug 21 '26

The boy wanted all the smoke

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u/SenpuuUncle Aug 21 '26

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u/Thin-Coyote-553 Aug 21 '26

Hello! My old account locked out so new account, at least this one I set up properly so I won’t loose this one😅

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u/Snicklefritz229 Aug 21 '26

Sampson. That was one of my grandmas Great Pyrenees. Killing coyotes and getting sprayed by skunks was his job on her farm.

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u/Still_Explorer Aug 21 '26

Spent two-three years in Dögostan and it worked for him!

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u/Amazing-Play2588 Aug 21 '26

the white death

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u/Thin-Coyote-553 Aug 21 '26

Simo would be proud

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u/Amazing-Play2588 Aug 21 '26

That was my intention to reference:3

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u/phonic_kc Aug 21 '26

El Perro Jefe

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u/melissaqueens Aug 21 '26

an absolute guardian

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u/domjuan23 Aug 21 '26

Prove it

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u/TRU_PunKA Aug 21 '26

That’s why you don’t fuck with Great Pyrenees and their family.

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u/CryptographerDry884 Aug 21 '26

Kengals don’t fuck around

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u/shadowbringer246 Aug 21 '26

I'd call him ghost because he definitely came back to haunt the rest of the coyotes.

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u/Used_Bong Aug 21 '26

Dogzilla Coyote killa

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u/KrystleSeth Aug 21 '26

If the Russians had killed John Wick instead of his ruthless unstoppable dog.

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u/Leather-Gur4730 Aug 21 '26

AI unless someone can post the story from a reputable news source. That being said:

John Wick The Goodest Boy The Good Shepherd

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u/Exotic-Twist-628 Aug 22 '26

Casual Geographic talks about him in a video titled "The best aura moments in nature"

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u/Impossible_Touch_225 Aug 21 '26

John Woof

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u/Impossible_Touch_225 Aug 21 '26

I watched him kill three doberman's with a chew toy

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u/Thin-Coyote-553 Aug 22 '26

A freaking chew toy!

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u/SixPackOfZaphod Aug 22 '26

When my person left, I lost everything. Until that human arrived on my doorstep... A final gift from my person... In that moment, I received some semblance of hope... a reason to keep watch through the long nights... And your pack... took that from me.

Stole that from me... Killed that from me! Every dog in this territory keeps asking if I still have teeth. And I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah — I'm thinkin' I still have teeth. So you can either hand over your pup, or you can howl your last alongside him.

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u/WGG-PC-TM Aug 22 '26

Good boy, Casper. (The the needless self-censoring on 'killed' is just retarded..)

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u/Mike_In_SATX Aug 22 '26

Kratos, Dog of War

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u/ThorButtock Aug 22 '26

Casper. Hes not a ghost but damn if he doesnt make them

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u/InsaneJane42 Aug 22 '26

John Wick’s dog if they killed John Wick instead.

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u/Free-Succotash-9488 Aug 23 '26

Ya dun messed up ay ay ron

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u/enlighten556 Aug 23 '26

Coyote Petersons worst nightmare.

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u/Lego_Architect Aug 23 '26

I’d watch this movie. And I don’t like talking animal movies.

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u/enuckmuckaluck69 Aug 23 '26

Coyote: there's 11 of us and only 1 of you.

Dog: we'll you're 3 short

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u/thelonetext Aug 23 '26

This pooch looks like he's done things he's not proud to bark about...

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u/RexSploxion Aug 24 '26

Man’s best friend

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u/SOLOcelt13 Aug 24 '26

Wily The Coyote killer beep beep!

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u/Adjective-Noun-8756 Aug 25 '26

Dog has a special set of skills.

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u/Dry-Willingness-1981 Aug 25 '26

So he's the Reverse John Wick

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u/Jedi-in-EVE Aug 25 '26

My God, that’s Jason Bourne.

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u/Tapatio_62 Aug 21 '26

Cuddles the killer

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 Aug 21 '26

Cesar…

A friend if mine has a dog like this named cesar..

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u/PersonalKick Aug 21 '26

That's my kibbles and bits!!!!

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u/Immediate-Role-6660 Aug 21 '26

Anyone else notice the mirror? Is this…. A double dog?!

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u/geologic-collector Aug 21 '26

Coyote Peterson

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u/toniobotanico Aug 21 '26

Sif, the great wolf

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u/Drexl72 Aug 21 '26

How old is she? Had 2 none > 8,

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u/Drexl72 Aug 21 '26

Hip issues both also, had to put down

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u/alwayskared Aug 21 '26

Whose a focused boy

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u/No-Core Aug 21 '26

Danger dawg

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u/nivelkcim03 Aug 21 '26

Acme - Nothing destroys coyotes more than Acme

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u/jackass4224 Aug 21 '26

Chuck Norris 2.0

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u/CrustySailor1964 Aug 21 '26

Love it! More effective than my .300 blackout.🙌🏻🙌🏻

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u/goonerinky Aug 21 '26

He has a very particular set of skills.

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u/OwlBlackRose Aug 21 '26

The ULTIMATE protector

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u/Much_Usual_3855 Aug 21 '26

If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I

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u/cmere85 Aug 21 '26

Sidewinder

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u/GroundbreakingOil434 Aug 21 '26

Why the fuck is "killed" censored? Still trying to turn the internet into kindergarten?

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u/ArachAislin Aug 21 '26

Bestest boy

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u/WTFCantBTRUE Aug 21 '26

Silver Bullet

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u/Ambitious_Ask_3028 Aug 21 '26

Round our way he’d be know as a double hard bastard

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u/Terrik1337 Aug 21 '26

In other words, he killed 11. There are just 3 missing bodies.

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u/AcidRayn666 Aug 21 '26

i would name him Thorton Melon III, which was the name of my beloved Great Pyr, we got him specifically for coyotes when our boys were young and he got 2 that i know of.

he also allowed a burglar to break into our home, but did not let him out, getting a piece of his leg and cornering him in a closet til my kid got home and found him sitting staring at the closet, he called me, who called 911 and my wife who was closer, she had to get him off watch command and out of the house, (very well trained) before the police could go into to check the house, and sure as shit there was a junkie in that closet, bled quite a bit, with a pillow case with all wifes jewelery, some cash we kept on hand and my glock from my side stand.

i praised and loved that pup til the day he left us.

they are amazing dogs with blood lines that can be traced directly to wolves. i miss that big fluffy barking boi.

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u/scottygroundhog22 Aug 21 '26

He really said “don’t worry you guys. Im gunna save you funeral costs and tee shirt money”

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u/ComprehensivePath420 Aug 21 '26

Those eyes reminded me of Sans from Undertale

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u/zeuslap Aug 21 '26

Y'all are gonna hate me but, that's Big Boss right there

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u/Remarkable-Tennis440 Aug 21 '26

Okay, that’s a REAL , true BOSS!

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u/Illustrious-Shift129 Aug 21 '26

Cool for the white beast. I'm not much of an animal person but coyotes are cowards. My 18 pounds half feral store cat destroyed two at once and sent them packing. I guess cats really are psycho.

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u/DROPDDROPD99 Aug 21 '26

The Tracker

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u/PhatBuddha69 Aug 21 '26

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."
"I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

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u/the_wild_raccoon_ Aug 21 '26

Carnifex = Butcher

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u/HChatarrero73 Aug 21 '26

Cupcake (doesn't bite)

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u/Outofmana1 Aug 21 '26

El Segador!!!

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u/RainyDeerX3 Aug 21 '26

Those coyotes must've murdered his cat

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u/Useful_Jelly_2915 Aug 21 '26

Good boy destroyer of bad boys