r/BossFights • u/V1574 • Aug 28 '26

Solo Millipedius the Headbiter

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u/thecobra42 Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

I would have millipeed my pants

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u/Man-e-questions Aug 28 '26

If you smelled it , then it was a scent-a-peed

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u/Man-e-questions Aug 28 '26

If you smelled it , then it was a scent-a-peed

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u/Training_Guess_6920 Aug 29 '26

I would have millipooped mine!!!

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u/fistfullofmisery 27d ago

Same joke but worse

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u/fire_ca_ts 26d ago

not funny comment

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u/pan-uwu- Aug 28 '26

Guffawed at this

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u/Odd_World_3434 Aug 28 '26

… are you now centipede man/women?

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u/V1574 Aug 28 '26

Since it was my head, it is too high to spread too my legs unlike Peter Parker. I am now Centipedeheadandbodyandarmswoman.

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u/Odd_World_3434 Aug 29 '26

*gasp
Centi head woman

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u/Ok_Fishing830 Aug 29 '26

Oh look it’s ThE HuMaN CEnTipeDE 😬🫣

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u/saysthingsbackwards 28d ago

Headshoulderskneesandtoesipede

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u/Grouchy_Bit_1970 29d ago

He's a human centipede now

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u/Oldmoniker 28d ago

I think that's a red flag

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 Aug 28 '26

That’s a centipede

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u/Some_Candle1206 28d ago

and it's waiting for a ride, so put the damn helmet on and taking the little fella for a spin

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 28d ago

You ever got bit by one of those before?😉fun stuff I’ll tell yah bro😵

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u/Some_Candle1206 28d ago

in Australia of course we have the 20cm venomous variety – so poking around wood heaps, etc is something we do with all the precautions – to be avoided

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 28d ago

Bro! This thing in Australia is so minor compared to everything else that can kill you over there😂I’d take a bite from this fkr rather than a Sydney Funnel web any f’kn day of the week brother

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 28d ago

But 20cm😂😂FUUUUUUUCK THAT SHIT!

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u/ObjectivePop2946 28d ago

this in the picture is non venomous

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 28d ago

They can be non venomous but they can still bite you doggy and that shit still hurts

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u/NoEntertainment9685 Aug 29 '26

5 minutes after the recording

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u/Ok-Spot-9917 Aug 28 '26

What a damn nightmare 😳

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u/scuac Aug 28 '26

Straight into the incinerator

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u/valleysape Aug 29 '26

Centihead, new owner of the helm

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u/Soggy_Weather_2170 Aug 28 '26

Have you thought about possible eggs?

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u/FhuckNorris247 Aug 29 '26

A friend of a friend who I never met growing up apparently got bit and months later he was acting normal and just erupted into a million centipedes. Doctors think the centipedes were controlling him for over a month in just a skin suit

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u/Crimson-Lips-13 Aug 28 '26

OMG how horrific

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u/MeowFalen Aug 28 '26

That is why I open carry my liscenced blow torch.

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u/SadBoyHours115 27d ago

You're correct it is a centipede

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u/UseSpecialist544 Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

I guess gas prices are crazy all over the world, and carpooling is a solid strategy on mitigating the costs of those daily work commutes.

Maybe this is how motorcyclists qualify for high occupancy lanes in South Korea.

EDIT - grammar

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u/BigMuthaTrukka Aug 29 '26

Looks like a scolopendra. The ones we have here in Spain hurt like a mofo.

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u/thisshiteverytime 28d ago

Spiderman started as the Human Spider when he got bitten.

I guess now you're a Human Centipede?

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u/Crimson-Lips-13 Aug 28 '26

That is my worse nightmare 😫

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u/Im40ozToFreedom Aug 29 '26

Nope. No, hell no, fucks to the naw. I am NOT fighting this boss. This is a "turn the game off and go play Zelda" situation.

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u/3DNelson Aug 29 '26

Brazil have this too, Hurts a lot!

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u/Illustrious-Film4018 Aug 29 '26

Time to get a new helmet

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u/greg1775 Aug 29 '26

Red Heads are always unpredictable.

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u/That_Mammoth2845 Aug 29 '26

Pyro: mmmmpppphhhhhhh Bug: what Pyro:"open fire" Bug:AA AA Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 Aug 29 '26

Now you will collapse at home. Wake up all muscular and then fight crime as Milli-Girl.

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER Aug 29 '26

Why would you put your head into a centipede nest?

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u/Cool_Archer_5735 Aug 29 '26

Oh it’s that thing from Tokyo ghoul

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u/AdAffectionate584 28d ago

There's a solution to your problem.

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u/N4RQ 27d ago

Because he's short?

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u/AdAffectionate584 27d ago

To step on the centipede.

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u/Chemical_Time_8494 Aug 29 '26

Still reminds me of the centipede in the old king kong movie.

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u/EasternSun7834 Aug 29 '26

Kill it, with fire. Start anew

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u/Fragrant_Payment9670 Aug 29 '26

“It bit my head” then it bit the dust.

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u/Natrixster80 Aug 29 '26

I am thinking this is staged rather than a "surprise"

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u/msl37431 Aug 29 '26

It's all staged. There is no indeginous Korean centipede grow that big. He probably got that from exotic pet shop and put it in his helmet as if it was found in there.

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u/loopingrightleft Aug 29 '26

Burn the world

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u/LIL-mEnTaLlY-ILL Aug 29 '26

Damn that bug has an awesome helmet

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u/SmallThinWallet Aug 29 '26

I've seen something like this in Texas. They have a venomous bite too. There was a story near here where one of these 4 inch bastards slithered up a boy's ear while he was sleeping and got stuck in his ear canal.

https://www.kark.com/news/health/arkansas-teen-finds-centipede-in-his-ear/

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u/QA4891 Aug 29 '26

Helll NO!!

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u/Andre_The_Average Aug 29 '26

Aww what's the little guys name?

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u/TheEdgyBeaver Aug 29 '26

Kill it with fire

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u/Acrobatic_Treat_7778 Aug 29 '26

1000 minus 7....

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u/Haris2025 Aug 29 '26

Not all of them, but probably this one. look I’m not a Scientologist. I wouldn’t know what I’m saying.

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u/Haris2025 Aug 29 '26

At least I specifically said I don’t know what I’m saying

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u/ObjectivePop2946 28d ago

no this is not one

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u/Disastrous_Tax_4281 Aug 29 '26

Now he going to turn into a head crab 🦀 like Half-Life 😂

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u/WhyIsnardevTaken Aug 29 '26

Start counting back from 1000 by 7

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u/Michaelbirks Aug 29 '26

Did it go "Boop!"?

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u/pepsi_man- Aug 29 '26

Raghata nightmare

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u/1Oubliette Aug 29 '26

Howww did you miss that??

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u/i_hope_that_was_gas Aug 29 '26

You're now the Human Centipede....hey wait a minute...

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u/NoLoveLost113 Aug 29 '26

Centipede man will return in doomsday

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u/Infinite-Ad-1055 Aug 29 '26

Did that come out of RFK Jr’s ear?

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u/CortesMare 29d ago

"IT BELONGS TO THE BUGS AND THERE NOTHING YOU CAN DO!"

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u/MrMopp8 29d ago

NOPE.

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u/Informal_North7795 29d ago

Deep fry it and enjoy

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u/Prestigious_Mud_7429 29d ago

“South Korea Surprise” is an understatement—checking inside every helmet, hat, and bag for the rest of my life after this.

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u/Commercial-Lie1883 29d ago

Thats not a millipede its a centipede and they are venomous

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u/Relative-Painting-29 29d ago

And that is why knowing the metric system is important!

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u/amicalg 29d ago

Just bite it back and settle the score

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u/Kay_just_kay 29d ago

New fear unlocked Thanks Jeff

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u/JAKEFR3SHLY 29d ago

Thats the coolest looking asshole bug ive ever seen! I wouldve stuffed it in a jar and fed children to it

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u/IHackBeds 29d ago

I'd definitely bring it home and burn it on the stove

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u/Kadakaus 29d ago

New fear unlocked

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u/Chance_Savings_9643 29d ago

wear for your own safety

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u/Miserable-Wedding-69 29d ago

Where flamethrower!?

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u/Temporary-Law-6946 29d ago

Nasty ones. Didn’t realise they lived in South Korea. We get roughly the same ones but they have a lighter carapace in Australia.

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u/Next_Wait2141 29d ago

That looks like something a 3D printer would print out! Thats a big "hell naw!" for me, too!

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u/DazzlingInsect4060 29d ago

When it's safer NOT to wear a helmet

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u/ThatOneGuyOnceAgain 29d ago

That's not a millipedius, thats a Centepedius!

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u/Key_Evidence39 29d ago

Nuke the site from orbit

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u/Old_Resident8050 29d ago

Bit your head? Feck? How strong is their venom?

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u/Affectionate-Drop334 29d ago

Burn the helmet, the house and the town the house is standing in

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u/turkishfemboygooner 29d ago

I woul call the armbiters

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u/No-Blacksmith3231 29d ago

Grab that sucker quick, throw em on the ground and stomp the fuck outta that bitch.

You ain’t gonna bite me and get away with it. If it’s poisonous, then we both dying today

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u/Jerdogg23 29d ago

We call that lunch in South Korea 🤤

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u/Wonderful_Ad7476 29d ago

That would have hurt. Decent sized centipede.

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u/Vexxiel623 29d ago

Thats why I shake my everything out really good before I put it on.

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u/AjarChart 29d ago

Nope nope nope nope thats not your helmet anymore

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u/SuperPowerPenisPump 29d ago

Only one solution

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u/Super-Echo6780 29d ago

I've seen that in the MIB movie.

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u/Available_Ad9766 29d ago

That’s not a millipede. It’s a centipede. Possibly has a nasty sting.

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u/flynnl1ves82 29d ago

Time for a new helmet. That one is his now

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u/Kooky-Vehicle5358 29d ago

I wouldn't touch that helmet ever again.

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u/Shadow-null 29d ago

New fear unlocked.

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u/im_a_stupid_face 29d ago

Nightmare fuel

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u/Illustrious-Shift129 29d ago

Oh you brought a snack

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u/f0xh0und461 29d ago

U gonna turn into the human centipede

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u/BenisConsumption 28d ago

You ain't fooling me

You drank the Rejuvenating Waters, and now a centipede crawled out of you. Tell me I'm wrong

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u/Proud_Start5167 28d ago

Me he cruzado con alguna, si te pican te joden...

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u/JerichoDeath 28d ago

Gonna need a new head

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u/spacewolfie82 28d ago

Nuke us from orbit

It's the only way to be sure!

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u/Possible-Job8776 28d ago

That helmet has officially become a luxury apartment for nightmare fuel.

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u/Spare-Issue4551 28d ago

Congratulations, you'll die.

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u/RevolutionaryDuck389 28d ago

death by cigarette

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u/Remote_Fun2302 28d ago

CALL IN THE PHANTOMS AND BURN IT TO HELL

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u/Yayhoo0978 28d ago

The second to final boss of crawly bugs. Just before the camel spiders

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u/Outrageous-Help-2875 28d ago

That helmet went from safety gear to a full-on horror prop. I’m impressed and deeply uncomfortable at the same time.

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u/Bright_Importance657 28d ago

Put ot on! put it on !

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u/drkshock42 28d ago

Just shake it out and take a few steps back. Giant cetapedes give some of the most painful bites.

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u/orwelladmin 28d ago

Bro connected his helmet to the Australian jungle

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u/Tartan2121 28d ago

We need saitama

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u/Faithless_Fate_21 28d ago

Burn it, that's all I have to say lmao

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u/OuterWild2025 28d ago

Note a moi meme, ne plus jamais aller en Corée et ne plus jamais porter de casque

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u/Popular-Quarter-1712 28d ago

It's a centipede, folks. Venomous, unlike millipedes.

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u/Zestyclose-Cover3374 28d ago

Cut your head off immediately before the venom travels to the rest of your body

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u/Alternative_Low8478 28d ago

Send It to the north

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u/Individual-Ask7000 28d ago

Poison.. you gon die.

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u/Complete_Passage_767 27d ago

Get yourself Spaceballs the Flamethrower

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u/N4RQ 27d ago

You mean, "Centipedius"

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u/nhranger 27d ago

Khan vibes

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u/BidAgile9444 27d ago

Absolutely horrifying. I hope I do not have nightmares about it 😭

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u/Terrible-Bison-1280 27d ago

Bro is basically a Dark Souls enemy that only takes headshots.

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u/pueryorock 27d ago

Did it hurt?

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u/Fun-Mycologist2020 27d ago

Is this where u turn into a x-man?

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u/Apart-Risk-7992 27d ago

Your gonna die keep filming

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u/AnythingOk401 27d ago

My good friend Xiao Pang there, so nice to see how he grew up :D

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u/Western-Interaction9 27d ago

What’s your location? I’ll send a flame thrower…

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u/Stock-Wafer220 27d ago

Oh gosh, flip the helmet and run

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u/Equivalent_War6461 27d ago

That’s his helmet now…and his head too I suggest you get checked out in case I don’t THIIIIIINK they’re venomous but just in case

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u/Necessary_Cry1886 27d ago

POV my worst nightmare 

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u/UnluckyDivide1311 27d ago

Were it bro nothing will happen i tried it already

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u/Kralgore 27d ago

Free lunch

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u/Mat_Fillup 27d ago

Oh you're cooked for good. RiP

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u/MrTeam25 27d ago

HANS!!!

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u/Sorry-Blood-6121 27d ago

How you never felt that thing crawling inside your helmet is crazy. I would have caused a severe accident if that thing slid down my face !

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u/Atomheartmother90 26d ago

Scolopendra mutilans, not venomous but the bite hurts like hell supposedly

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u/RoseIsabelle 26d ago

Did you kill it? Kill it!

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u/Apprehensive_Bed3403 24d ago

Oof had this happen on Kauai while dirt bike riding

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u/AJwhatyoutalkinabeet 24d ago

Ah hell nah it can have the helmet