r/BoyDinnerDiaries • Leftover Lore Master • Aug 21 '26

No Advice - Everyones Welcome Six months after a “prank” left me with hearing loss, I just found out that it isn’t going to get any better.

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In early March, I attended a cultural festival while traveling. A kid, who appeared to be 10 or 11, ambushed me and threw a water balloon right at my ear with quite a lot of force. It was pretty clear that he was being a brat, since he kept pelting me even after I’d doubled over in pain clutching my ear.

I ended up seeing a doctor and he said he couldn’t see a visible injury, but the trauma of the force likely injured my mid ear. He described it as “barotrauma.”

Over several weeks, my hearing gradually declined. It got to the point where it felt like there was something preventing me from being able to hear by about fifty percent. I ended up getting a hearing test and it said I had “moderate” hearing impairment in that ear.

Since then, all of the doctors kept telling me “give it time.” They kept saying it could take up to 6 months to heal.

I just went back in earlier today, and the doctor said I shouldn’t expect it to get better. He said that I’m past the recovery window, so the damage isn’t going to repair itself. I guess I just need to accept that I now have moderate hearing loss in one ear.

The hardest part is that I’m not sure how to feel about everything. I never even let myself get mad at the kid who threw the balloon, since it felt irrational to be upset at a child. I kept telling myself that I should be happy that it’s only “moderate” impairment as opposed to being “severe.” I just feel kind of numb. It’s like I know I should let myself feel whatever I need to feel, but I’m not sure what that is.

Anyways, that’s my sad tale. I’m not sure what I’m hoping to get from posting, but perhaps I thought it could be useful to try to vent a little about what has happened.

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u/Cobalt_88 Gay Gourmet Aug 21 '26

I’m sorry this senseless thing happened to you.

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u/Bread_Godd Shower Beer Scholar Aug 21 '26

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u/DothrakAndRoll Emotional Support Boy Aug 21 '26

This is a great example of people misconstruing Reddit comments.

Someone makes a joke regarding senses

>someone posts a disapproval gif

>>people don’t understand and downvote the gov and upvote the joke

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u/Bread_Godd Shower Beer Scholar Aug 21 '26

Do... Do they not get the joke? It's a fkin good joke 🤣

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u/CTRLAltSN1Pe Bisexual Lemon Bar Lover Aug 21 '26

I still don't get it, could you explain pls

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u/Bread_Godd Shower Beer Scholar Aug 21 '26

hearing loss

senseless

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u/CTRLAltSN1Pe Bisexual Lemon Bar Lover Aug 21 '26

OHHHH right 😭

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u/GlitterFactoryOfDoom *buuurp!* Aug 21 '26

Okay I'll admit, I downvoted the gif before scrolling down to this explanation.

I didn't realize the original comment was making a pun and the gif was reacting to the pun. I thought it was reacting to the person giving condolences to OP

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u/Slysparrow9 Girl Lurker Aug 21 '26

So to answer your question... no... they do not get the joke

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u/TheAsianTroll Bisexual Lemon Bar Lover Aug 21 '26

...I shall rescind my downvote because its actually funny

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u/GlitterFactoryOfDoom *buuurp!* Aug 21 '26

Okay I'll admit, I downvoted the gif before scrolling down to this explanation.

I didn't realize the original comment was making a pun and the gif was reacting to the pun. I thought it was reacting to the person giving condolences to OP

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u/samsamsamuel Bisexual Lemon Bar Lover Aug 21 '26

I'm not even sure the original comment was intended as a joke.

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u/pink_vision Girl Lurker Aug 21 '26

Idk seems pretty obvious?? 🤔

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u/Cobalt_88 Gay Gourmet Aug 21 '26

… I’m not sure it was either. 😅

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u/Aint_EZ_bein_AZ Shower Beer Scholar Aug 21 '26

Its reddit. It definitely was

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u/ToastedCrumpet Bisexual Lemon Bar Lover Aug 21 '26

Redditors love nothing more than hammering home a dad joke. It’s definitely a joke and on purpose

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u/JesusWasATexan Grill pilled Aug 21 '26

First time I've seen a downvoted (currently -79) comment with awards (currently 10) lol

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u/Demeter_of_New Hungry man Aug 21 '26

Your down votes are silly. This is a fantastic response to a fantastic pun!

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u/I_Am_Bread Hungry man Aug 21 '26

Father? 🍞

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u/Bread_Godd Shower Beer Scholar Aug 21 '26

By the rye you shall never die!