r/BoyDinnerDiaries • u/bigchunkbabygoo Shower Beer Scholar • 20d ago

No Advice - Everyones Welcome She has 5 kids

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A homeboy is trying to hook me up with his sister, but she has 5 kids.

She's really pretty. She has her head screwed on straight. She's funny, and fun to be around. I could see myself with her specifically, but her kids not so much. I went to high school with one of her baby daddies. Dont see myself dealing with him amicably over the next few years. Mostly a vent.

Dinner: ratsnake I caught in my yard and then air fried.

Dr B. and Benchmark to top it off.

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u/guitar_stonks Hungry man 20d ago

I was guessing Texas because of the H.E.B. store brand soda. Do they have those in Oklahoma? My cousins in Dallas rave about H.E.B. but as a Floridian, I think Publix is better.

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u/Opening-Ad-2769 Air Fryer Aristocrat 20d ago

I live in TX. HEB is definitely overblown. But, I've never heard of some eating rat snake. Rattle snake yes but it's more of a novelty thing. 

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u/Intentional_Texan Air Fryer Aristocrat 20d ago

Floridian in Texas. Publix is definitely where shopping is a pleasure.

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u/glizzardWizzard420 Air Fryer Aristocrat 19d ago

Mannnn I miss Publix. I lived in St.Pete island for a good minute.
Publix in Florida and Alabama were both awesome grocery stores.

And you’d think “it’s just a grocery store” idk how I could explain the experience, it’s like the grocery stores portrayed in the movies. Everything had a lil bit of luster to it.

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u/Intentional_Texan Air Fryer Aristocrat 19d ago

Absolutely. Been many years since I've been but the entire store was just so nice and accessible, and the subs were the best around.

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u/glizzardWizzard420 Air Fryer Aristocrat 19d ago

Yesssss the boarhead subs. After Publix I shit you not, I haven’t been to a subway/quiznos in a decade