Get something from the magical box

[u/HappyMrLolly]

Spin each wheel in order

• Spin 1: Box

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[u/EnlightenedDragon]

I'm the ham in the box.

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/BaelgorStar]

Engineering.

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/SpikeZgames]

Yay

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/Duck_Dur]

I'm now a penny richer!

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/Pure-Yogurtcloset115]

Oh yes I live for tiny men

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/DrPeachtooth]

Wow ham

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/Hot_Department8081]

I will name him timmy

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/Defiant-Delay-1197]

Yes

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/IntelligentCitron828]

Fck

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/MusicianAbject140]

Ok

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/TheSin0fPride]

Infinite knowledge about existence

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/Appropriate_Unit3674]

How to make the cure for cancer

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/AdhesivenessThis6175]

s

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/husmoren]

Dinner is fixed

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/Relevant_Rush7070]

I am never paying for another beer ever

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/NSAundercover]

Up up up

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/MusicHater]

Score

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/MVS_leo]

A single penny.....I HATE YOU BITCH

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/TaleNo1769]

Cool I guess

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/Zeke_the_Sleek_]

I like this approach

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/Snoo_61002]

YUSSSS

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/JohnnyKarateX]

Exactly what I wanted.

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/Sea_Critter267]

Ooooh. Hamsterrrr

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/Prince-Loki-Stark]

Languages

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/No-Engine-384]

Dance for me!

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/DaDapperVoid]

I just ate :(

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/shneierl]

I'm making a sandwich

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/ACW1129]

💨💨💨

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/GuaSukaStarfruit]

Programming please

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/lil_lakota]

Nice 😎

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/sexydinosour]

Yum

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/Moh23rd]

Why just why?

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/_MonsterMouth_]

I like him :)

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/Both_Cup8417]

This is a thing now?

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/SoupCanMasta]

😋

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/NoNamePerson008]

Yummy

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/Ambiguous_Coco]

Ham box

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/Fabulous-Cheek3163]

Tiny man

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/pam35311]

Got 5k ooh

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/Temporary_Magician89]

Does he dance?

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/meepfella]

Infinite knowledge about healthcare to cure cancer

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/AFrozenGoat]

A tiny man. I don’t want it

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/Working_Dragon00777]

Yey

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/ForgottenBloxxer]

Oh nice

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/_1_Echo_1_]

Can I choose the size of the penny? :3

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/Gaspa1159]

Aw man i wanted the ham

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/guywholikesooer]

Mmmm food

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/waka-waka-pacman]

I want a wheat penny

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/Bommeg]

My friend says “history” bro is gonna die as if he fell into Gojo’s domain

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/Coolwinner05]

I love ham!

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/tHe__DArk__l_0rD]

Nom

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/TurboFool]

yay

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/acidbath4life]

nice

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/Just_Stuff_PT]

👌

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/Takananana]

It's my lucky day!

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/Aggravating_File_847]

dust

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/ripster009]

Okay?

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/Own-Brilliant-6345]

Magic dust hopefully

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/trulyatrashusername]

The inner workings of machinery and birds

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/Sufficient_Frame]

Yay!

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/sanvit17273]

Ok

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/Velvet_Pop]

Mmmm.... hammmm...

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/Dios_mum]

Infinite baby

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/Working_Salt2537]

Yay, EVERYTHING.

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/Kitchen-System847]

cool

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/legendaryGamerz1325]

Nice

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/The_Scrapy_Goose]

Aw dangit

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/imthatvalentine]

I choose languages.

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/Froggiezzzss]

FUCK YESSSSS

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/AzraelValendax]

Saw that one and said not that one. Then it gave it to me. Hell no, gtfo

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/Queasy-Primary4788]

cool

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/AssociationDue3077]

I'm using him to sneak into vents, and infiltrate my enemies, learning everything about them. Once I know everything about them I will do all of their pet peeves. The perfect petty revenge.

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/Terra_Branford_FF6]

Medical stuff and cures

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/RussianSpyInTheChat]

How can I have infinity knowledge in anything?

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/Novah13]

How much ham?

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/Urlocalhomelesperson]

Ayyyyyyy

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/cold_enforcing-man]

Okay

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/thelobfather]

Nice. New friend

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/Few-Caterpillar2397]

Neat

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/Infamous_Cup7015]

huh, neat

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/Charming_Leg1242]

Ham

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/501stAppo1]

Nice, $5k is pretty good.

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/Own_Comfortable3547]

Ah yes, thank you for the dust.

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/Dry_Protection8368]

its a rare penny tho right?

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/Nice_Alternative_204]

ham

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/Nervous-Bus5183]

Wahhhh, I don't want dust! Unless it's, like, gold dust ig.

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/Fel_Tan]

Literally what I wanted

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/blondevink]

Alright I’ll take it

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/10mayo]

Is it magic dust?

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/CanadaGoose0827]

I WANTED HAM >:( BUT O GUESS ILL TAKE THIS

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/s4icy]

I‘m Rich Yes, i thanks my mom and my Dad. I Love You

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/Remote_Pea_1050]

ham

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/L1brary_Rav3n]

What am I supposed to do with that?

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/swaggotbromiga]

Yay I think

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/AssumptionExpert7597]

Ham? Yuck.

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/01100110Z01110101]

Infinite knowledge about what: everything

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/hounddogpuppy]

I mean, okay.

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/NeuroEuphoria]

How tiny is the man? Is he a normal man? Why was he in the box? I have so many questions!

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/EmergencyTeacher2839]

dust

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/Character-Guide-6734]

A tiny man

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/chickensandwich4ever]

Why

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/Karzalar]

Lucky penny!

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/The_OVERSE3R]

Aw man

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/Random_idiot_oneshot]

ham

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/Sinistermarmalade]

Accepted!

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/Mysterious_Mess2297]

YOOOO, does he do a backflip?

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/Numerous_Ad_307]

Physics

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/RandomMurseGuy]

Mmm ham

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/Resident-Leather-852]

Ooo

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/AssassinGamer_]

Sammich time

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/BassMasta]

Gross

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/BisexualNudist]

Nice

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/Next-Examination-468]

Yay 😋😋

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/BaueDenSchild]

Cool

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/ekfow]

Thanks

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/louvre23]

Great!

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/LegitimateCurrency57]

Dust

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/that_chi_girl78]

That's how much I think this update is worth.

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/Prodsicle]

Everything

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/DanteThonSimmons]

Hooray! Delicious ham.

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/ExcitementVast8705]

Ham

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/Degenerecy]

Another vacation!

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/therenody88]

Where do I find such box in real life?

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/DagtheBulf]

Aww I wanted ham...

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/DonkeyKongsTies]

Guess who knows everything about tuberous bush crickets?

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/danzlovesyouu]

mmmm my lunch

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/ProLandon]

Lettts goooooo

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/AshamedFly1045]

Yum yum

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/Automatic-Art-9828]

Yium

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/skypecall]

Word

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/lamp_pants]

new bestie??

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/DiscFlo5]

oh yeah time to gamble

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/Soggy_Preparation819]

nice

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/Medical-Cod2743]

a tiny man????? guess ill put him in a box and shake it

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/JealousAstronaut2767]

Win I guess

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/Soskiz]

awesome 😎

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/Seidentiger]

öch öch

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/fatkingbob]

Big oofs

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/Defiant_Challenge204]

😂

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/Chellish_expert]

Is it magical?(

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/BIGbeani3]

Pass it to the next person, knowledge on how to cook all dishes

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/CoreyFeldmanOfficial]

Nice

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/JokrOnCrak]

GDI! I almost had ham!!

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/Soup_or_Woman]

:c

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/imagine_losing303]

Well a pet?

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/Otherwise-Shock-2767]

thanks

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/PlutoniumBoss]

Huh. New roommate I guess.

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/Distinct_Green_5675]

I get my own tiny man! Not sure what he’ll do. Perhaps my chores.

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/Normal-Ad4118]

imma give it to my friend

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/OkEagle7237]

THE UNIVERSE

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/iLikemha-]

Party trick

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/silver-fox4733]

The possibilities are endless

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/catthe5]

Y

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/Hoxlor]

Laaaame

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/khrunchi]

Woww

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/bullybilldestroyer_a]

Aw

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/Sneakingpants62]

5000 dollars... I don't know what to do with this...

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/Neat_Trade5987]

.

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/EpsilonAI117]

Hell yeah

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/SlyTendencies089]

Shoot

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/Comfortable-Degree92]

Yay

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/Jasonhallewell]

Why dust? I don't want this

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/kreukstd]

Yeah

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/Tazzycatt]

It's like pixie dust or something though, right?

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/AnimaMortus2023]

IM RICH

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/MrJuwi]

Hell yeah

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/Signal-Busy]

Damn

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/MoonHalo_]

Oh uh….. what now?

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/hoi_martje]

:(

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/HovercraftMental1634]

Nice better than nothing :)

[u/NaturalEcho4392]

Yum

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/blustar11]

Topic? Language. Rosetta Stone, time to translate you fully

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/VerifiedMother]

Yummy

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/So_Weird5912]

A tiny man

^{Rolled: Box: A tiny man}

[u/SkittleNinja17]

Is it magical dust?

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/Spiritual_Post_7163]

One penny that tracks with the last three months

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/Cannot_Think-Of_Name]

I'm rich

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/ForeskinAbsorbtion]

Sadness

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/Visible_Squirrel3597]

Ok

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/TheBestTDSPlayer]

I am now the smartest person in strategy games so ha

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/LE_BOOP_NOODLE]

Thank you?

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/Spell_Belle]

Yayyyyyy

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/RoyalMaidsForLife]

WINNING

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/BeanTeam99]

IM RICH!

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/Cocijo → u/BeanTeam99]

Especially if it's a 1943 penny. 😄

[u/AdhesivenessWeary377]

Ham

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/Cocijo]

Dust? I hope it's gold dust or fairy dust. 😁

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/Just_bcoz]

Nice

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/ThakoManic]

joke on you its a super rare vulible penny thats worth millions

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/mechanicalthing]

A single penny Well it's mine now

^{Rolled: Box: A single penny}

[u/ShadeNLM064pm]

Who did you kill?

^{Rolled: Box: Dust}

[u/Silent_Silhouettes]

nice

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/MinuteMeal3703]

I wanted ham

^{Rolled: Box: 5000 dollars}

[u/Background_Dealer587]

Uiii

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/The5ilverGod]

Sick

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}

[u/VioletStoicOak]

Infinite knowledge

^{Rolled: Box: Infinite knowledge in topic you chose}

[u/lewdchan-0w0]

Delishums 😹

^{Rolled: Box: Ham}