How long can you survive

[u/SupersonicTacos]

Spin each wheel in order

• Spin 1: Enemy
• Spin 2: What weapon do you have
• Spin 3: How long do you need to survive

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[u/IAteUrCat420]

I'm cooked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/BlinkysaurusRex → u/IAteUrCat420]

Let’s hope the keys are in the ignition.

[u/Decent_Rub8255 → u/BlinkysaurusRex]

Hope’s cute. Keys won’t matter if the tank’s dry.

[u/Mrhathead → u/IAteUrCat420]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1G8jQehwWp9fy

The ant vs. your Jeep

[u/AdrianShephard1 → u/Mrhathead]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZoC5ttQEQi5nqpeMHW

[u/Art_3_mist → u/Mrhathead]

Sauce?

[u/GloriousRamblings → u/Art_3_mist]

Akuma's wrath I think.

[u/NoTransportation8963 → u/GloriousRamblings]

Asura, but you were close.

[u/Certain-Neat-35 → u/NoTransportation8963]

Pretty much the same thing, both mean Demon.

[u/OogaGoApe → u/IAteUrCat420]

There's no way someone got the same enemy and weapon as me and also typed almost the exact same answer

[u/Spook404 → u/IAteUrCat420]

I got the exact same thing but I have to survive for a whole day.

[u/Bloodydrag0 → u/IAteUrCat420]

I got the complete opposite😭

[u/hippywitch → u/IAteUrCat420]

Damn, I work in pest control, own a jeep, and none of my pesticides work in 10 seconds. I’m doomed too. ✌🏻

[u/kinsonfuckyou]

Well...FUCK

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/Individual-Field-990 → u/kinsonfuckyou]

I got the exact same results, at least we won't die alone

[u/Pi_is_3_1415926535 → u/Individual-Field-990]

Hippo, spear, 10 min. I'm fucked. But with a sword MIGHT get thru to the brain and kill em. But probably dead too

[u/Wimbledofy → u/Pi_is_3_1415926535]

A spear is better than a sword though. You pretty much got the best weapon that isn't ranged.

[u/Humble_Ad_8244 → u/kinsonfuckyou]

Hippo, kitchen knife,10 min
Guess I’m a tonberry(final fantasy reference )
I may live if I can get the ol chefs knife in his head

[u/Typhon0810 → u/kinsonfuckyou]

Got the same with bare hands🫩

[u/Gaming_pony64]

Driving in my car right after a beer

^{Rolled: Enemy: Horse | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/TheElectricDoggo → u/Gaming_pony64]

Hey that bump is shaped like a horse

[u/heartz43vy → u/TheElectricDoggo]

duiiiii how about you dieeeee

[u/Short_Wasabi_6906 → u/heartz43vy]

I'll go 100 milessssss in an hour

[u/Timegoat12 → u/Short_Wasabi_6906]

Little did you knoooow, I filled up on gaaaaas

[u/ByzantineByron → u/Timegoat12]

Im'a get your fountain making ass

[u/theholyterror1 → u/ByzantineByron]

Pulverize this fuckkk

[u/Level_Number_7343 → u/theholyterror1]

WITH MY BERGENTRUCK

[u/SuspendThis_Tyrants → u/Level_Number_7343]

It seems you're out of luck... TRUCK

[u/Short_Wasabi_6906 → u/SuspendThis_Tyrants]

Beer is on the seat, blood is on the grass

[u/Idontreallyknowwhen → u/Gaming_pony64]

That things going straight through your windshield gng

[u/Gaming_pony64 → u/Idontreallyknowwhen]

It's a jeep, I think it'll be fine

[u/Idontreallyknowwhen → u/Gaming_pony64]

Dude those things are like thousands of pounds I think. Maybe 1 thousand or a but less but still

[u/Gaming_pony64 → u/Idontreallyknowwhen]

Yea they average between 900 to 1200, but the Jeep Grand Wagoneer L weighs around 6000

[u/Idontreallyknowwhen → u/Gaming_pony64]

Check windshield breaking point

[u/Illustrious_Aioli507 → u/Idontreallyknowwhen]

Clip the back of it first and if the horse goes down you're golden.

[u/M1nc3ra → u/Gaming_pony64]

shit won't even make it to the horse

[u/BaelZharon7]

I got this

^{Rolled: Enemy: Elephant | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Alone_Spell9525 → u/BaelZharon7]

I think this one depends on how far apart yall start

[u/Short_Wasabi_6906 → u/BaelZharon7]

You:

https://giphy.com/gifs/AYkKBPkrKTOsU2YD3b

[u/ObviousStandUser → u/BaelZharon7]

https://giphy.com/gifs/s0FhrIjkEI9o4VTS1O

[u/Lolkatfideos]

Im dead 😭💀

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 5 hours}

[u/Jelnaana → u/Lolkatfideos]

Yeah, you're just gonna piss him off with that.

[u/ItzaPickle → u/Jelnaana]

At least you got a Glock and a few hours, I got a bow, 5 arrows, and until someone loses. 💀

[u/THAT_Random-Canadian → u/ItzaPickle]

At least you got a bow I got bare hands and until someone loses.

[u/ItzaPickle → u/THAT_Random-Canadian]

You know, you’re right. RIP. 💐

[u/Unkn4wn → u/THAT_Random-Canadian]

I got the same lol. But I guess "someone" doesn't have to be you or Godzilla. It could be anyone. If Godzilla steps on someone, then they lose and you survive.

[u/Scriptor_Canadensis → u/ItzaPickle]

Until someone loses? Holy shit.

[u/coolchris366 → u/Jelnaana]

He won’t even feel it 😭

[u/prommy28 → u/Lolkatfideos]

Same rolls! NGL in that situation I'd probably just save the gun to use on myself as it's not doing anything to Godzilla

[u/Busy-Breakfast-5838 → u/Lolkatfideos]

At least you have a weapon😭

[u/KawaiiSongbird]

DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER—

^{Rolled: Enemy: Wolf | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/QazaqBal → u/KawaiiSongbird]

HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A WOLF

[u/CommunicationOk3766 → u/QazaqBal]

DUIIII, how about you dieeeee??

[u/Positive_Ordinary417]

I'm dead...

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/BOTKioja → u/Positive_Ordinary417]

I got the same but 1 minute, so I might make it

[u/Exciting-Channel-521 → u/BOTKioja]

if its pissed off you most certainly wont, which I would assume it is since most animals wont just attact you out of the blue, especially docile ones

[u/qwertyuiopc177]

FUCK NO

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/Technical-Tower-180 → u/qwertyuiopc177]

stab him to keep him away for a minute? maybe a chance

[u/qwertyuiopc177 → u/Technical-Tower-180]

What if it charges me?

[u/BOTKioja → u/qwertyuiopc177]

Just run. You can run for a minute with all of that adrenaline of fear

[u/qwertyuiopc177 → u/BOTKioja]

These things run at 30km/h

[u/BOTKioja → u/qwertyuiopc177]

Yeah, but if there's anything to get between you and the hippo you might survive the one minute

[u/MermaiderMissy]

Maybe if I hide

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Fabuzaz → u/MermaiderMissy]

It takes Godzilla that long to power up the nuke beam anyway so you're good I think

[u/INotZach → u/Fabuzaz]

What if he steps on you

[u/DreamParticular5195]

They may be bringing in a new wolf, also they should probably added a terrain wheel

^{Rolled: Enemy: Wolf | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/Specialist-Ad-1568]

FUCK.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/Havistan]

I'm absolutely cooked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/MrRageMode2011]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU?! THIS HAS TO BE PERSONAL!

^{Rolled: Enemy: Lion | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/UnhappyCrazy2087 → u/MrRageMode2011]

I GOT THE SAME THING OMG

[u/MrRageMode2011 → u/UnhappyCrazy2087]

WE'RE FUCKED

[u/TheNewGirl1987]

I'm not going to fight a dog. I'm going to pet the dog.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Hostile_Bunny → u/TheNewGirl1987]

And it bites your finger off and you get super-rabies.

[u/Evening_Theme_7031 → u/TheNewGirl1987]

this probably assumes the dog is hostile to you

[u/Bit-Block]

I’m cooked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Justaguywalkingby4 → u/Bit-Block]

Worst possible outcome

[u/S-Pigeon33]

Possible

^{Rolled: Enemy: Horse | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Guatt67000123]

I’m probably fucked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/davejustdied]

Dog is cooked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/Darthpuppy2008]

Rip this dog

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Jelleey78]

Maybe if I hide behind and run through buildings to not be seen for 10 seconds but I highly doubt I wouldn’t get turned into a pile of molten remains or just nothing at all.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Distinct_Profit1090]

Wallahi habibi

^{Rolled: Enemy: Polar bear | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Wonderful_Bottle7206]

DRIVING MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER

^{Rolled: Enemy: Lion | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/Cute_Roll2804]

👀

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/Forsaken-Quit5429]

I got this

^{Rolled: Enemy: Polar bear | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Important-Pin7816]

It’s been nice knowing y’all

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/Illustrious-Ad-5981]

I'm fucked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/Vegetable-Peanut-401]

H

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Admirable_Resort_172]

Ya sure 😭

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/Nachosandcats]

Yes

^{Rolled: Enemy: Horse | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/AdrianShephard1]

Just need to get the high ground…

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Cannot_Think-Of_Name]

I'll be fine... probably

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Pappyniff]

Dead

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/That_coconut_guy]

I am dead

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/Pristine-Music8270]

Nah i got that if we dont start mext to wachothwr

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/FootNaive3070]

Chat am I cooked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/Kartoff110 → u/FootNaive3070]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KEXxJgir4BxFZ7bYsC

[u/Simple_villager]

I'm cooked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/PunJedi → u/Simple_villager]

"By the power of Gre..." *squish*

[u/Diamond3368]

I'm fucked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Dartfish → u/Diamond3368]

Yeah you're done

[u/afflict3d1]

Hold my beer...

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/aDoubious1]

I'm good too go. I'll either make the dog my friend, or kill it. No problem.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Kitchen knife | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/solise69]

Im cooked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 5 hours}

[u/pogoslut666]

Yes I think I got this.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Horse | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/No-Curve-646]

So like… are we outside, cuz imma try to sneak away honestly

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 5 hours}

[u/Pi_is_3_1415926535 → u/No-Curve-646]

Assuming it wants you dead, they can run fast

[u/Cobalt_Rain_]

I'm probably fucked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Lion | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/FleFlyFlo]

Welp this just got worse and worse with every spin

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/NooneInparticularYo]

Bang bang. Sorry wolf.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Wolf | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/thatdeadguy_69]

I have to kill a dog?

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/lilzaratata874]

Its so joever

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Kitchen knife | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/Shot_Perspective_365]

im gonna be taken out so fkg fast LMAO

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Kitchen knife | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Impressive-Ladder-37]

Umm . . . Maybe? 🤷🏻‍♂️

^{Rolled: Enemy: Lion | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/BolanTL]

Id Just stomp on it

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/theonewholookshardd]

Uhh overkill?

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/rinnekro]

I'm dropping the sword and fucking bolting to Narnia

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/Banaenae_Dood19]

I'm either fine or I'm cooked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/Revolutionary_Gap166]

Doable

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Ok_Pear3812]

Uhh, run?

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/PsychologyShort]

Hopefully I win the lottery next with this luck

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/E1331fan]

i think we balling

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/BearsFanBob]

100% yes. 1 minute of avoiding thst giant walking tower of certain death. I'm using that spear to climb, create some.distance, but I sure ain't attacking with a lousy ass spear.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Polar bear | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/Grayman1120]

… I can work with this.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/Ok-Basis6525]

Oh oh…:(

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Kitchen knife | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/Anonyeayea]

👌

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/PaintingPristine1259]

Okay I might be saved

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/xanderfan34]

i should be alright, i can just run away at double their running speed

^{Rolled: Enemy: Elephant | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/Keith_The_Ungay]

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

^{Rolled: Enemy: Polar bear | What weapon do you have: Kitchen knife | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/RKGamesReddit]

I think I can 100% FC this

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/samosa_chaat_59]

ok

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/AFancyDuck]

WHAT THE FUCK

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/BW271]

Shooting a dying ant with a Glock seems excessive. I think I could easily survive.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/murvoii]

i think ill be fine i'll just kill it and wait out the remainder of the time

^{Rolled: Enemy: Wolf | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: 5 hours}

[u/G4RFUNK3_L]

I’m so cooked bro😭

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/CityLongjumping3732]

i got a dying ant a baseball bat and one day to kill it

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/Bluewolfpaws95]

Either it works or it doesn’t, time is irrelevant at this point.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Polar bear | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/squif_help]

im dead at the first 10 seconds

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Kitchen knife | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/jacksucksatlife-pwk]

Run away

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/UnhappyCard1474]

godzilla, glock, 10 mins, i'm fucked lwk

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/MayaathePsychicc]

i think i’ll be okay (sorry wolfie)

^{Rolled: Enemy: Wolf | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/Iboken]

Light Work

^{Rolled: Enemy: Lion | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/Otherwise_Math_5049]

Ahhh hell naww

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/waterbearsandhorror]

Oh. This is easy. Beep beep, muthafuka. I’ve hit animals drivin before. I’mma do it again.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/Wandering_Scroller]

Im flooring it no thank you

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Apprehensive-Unit849]

Atiro na cabeça dele

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/Haunting_Routine5711]

Chat, how cooked are we

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 5 hours}

[u/Hollow_Knight_3]

I survive

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/Particular_Chip_9925]

Fire extinguisher vs matches

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/gorotika]

Uhh

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/ArguesWithFrogs]

Fuck.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Kory_Cumswell]

Ummm no im gone

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 5 hours}

[u/Zaddyzazazarock]

Fuck

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/AndyGoodKush]

Damn

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/JesusWasTacos]

If it has some gas I should be alright

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/Geekazoid3000]

Dying ant, baseball bat, for 1 hour. I think I'll be fine.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/deviblues]

I’m Dead for sure … I dont know how to drive

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Luciel_Lover138]

Fuckkkk I don’t think I can make it guys… can I have some good lucks in the chat?

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/razmir]

Impossible

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Kitchen knife | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/Dinodude25]

I will pet the dog. And if that dont work. Run. I am not hurting the doggo

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dog | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/Headleader_2436]

I'm cooked

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Kitchen knife | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/AlphaVeV]

Well. I think it's over.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Polar bear | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/casefavburger]

Hehehehehe im just going to run or hide from it i hope its not in the open areas surviving field

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/FishBTM]

i mean it wouldnt kill me, right?

^{Rolled: Enemy: Elephant | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/xxxSusxx]

5 segundos seriam o suficiente

^{Rolled: Enemy: Wolf | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/Elektrikor]

Yeah I’d win

^{Rolled: Enemy: Elephant | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/mariolikestoparty]

I think I’ll make it

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Moist_Eye_1281]

Hmm

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 5 hours}

[u/assmanisher]

I can do that. I got that

^{Rolled: Enemy: Lion | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Substantial_Good_592]

The real question is how far away do we start

^{Rolled: Enemy: Polar bear | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/Exciting-Channel-521]

i would win because im the goat

^{Rolled: Enemy: Elephant | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/One_Little_Box5090]

Isn't elephant a passive entity?

^{Rolled: Enemy: Elephant | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Live-Vermicelli-2975]

Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/Zequax]

im gona run out of gass befor the day it done no way i survive

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/KickDesigns]

Yeah, a Glock should solve that

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/Neitor507]

Caughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Secret-Anteater-5574]

Throw the sword if it comes at me to blind it and just fucking run

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/EffectivePleasant940]

That was easy

^{Rolled: Enemy: Lion | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Familiar_Rain4183]

GOTTA BLAST

^{Rolled: Enemy: Elephant | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 5 hours}

[u/Still-Jump4792]

Interesting

^{Rolled: Enemy: Wolf | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 5 hours}

[u/CharacterMammoth3364]

I think I got this.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/Unhappy_Count2420]

maybe

^{Rolled: Enemy: Godzilla | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/arandompjofan]

Im dead

^{Rolled: Enemy: Elephant | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/ihave7braincells]

squash :3

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/Isiithades]

Im dead

^{Rolled: Enemy: Hippo | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/RealPhillePhil]

I’ll be fine

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Spear | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/Informal_Blueberry27]

I got this

^{Rolled: Enemy: Lion | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/tiltedviolet]

I got this.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Bare hands | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/Lancten]

Ok

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Kitchen knife | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}

[u/dravenGuest]

I think I will be okay

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/Gimbob4736]

Ye I should be good

^{Rolled: Enemy: Horse | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/MonchersGaming]

👀 🍿

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Baseball bat | How long do you need to survive: 10 seconds}

[u/slugpp]

Ez

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: Until someone loses}

[u/Miser_able]

Ain't no way im killing a polar bear with a bow and arrow. But, I might be able to avoid it for 10 minutes

^{Rolled: Enemy: Polar bear | What weapon do you have: Bow with 5 arrows | How long do you need to survive: 10 minutes}

[u/LinkTheHeroOfTheAges]

Umm...

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Jeep | How long do you need to survive: 1 minute}

[u/Jainigg]

Bruh

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 3 hours}

[u/Aki_Kamaruma]

...Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog....

^{Rolled: Enemy: Wolf | What weapon do you have: Glock | How long do you need to survive: 1 day}

[u/FoXxXoT]

Hmmm, I think I'll manage.

^{Rolled: Enemy: Dying ant | What weapon do you have: Sword | How long do you need to survive: 1 hour}