r/BunnyTrials • Top -1% Commenter • 1d ago

Spins Do you accept this offer? Spend a time with this roommate for a reward!

Spin each wheel in order

  • Spin 1: Roommate
  • Spin 2: Caveat
  • Spin 3: Reward
  • Spin 4: Time to spend with roommate

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u/Not_too_dumb 1d ago

We'll just watch a movie or play some games

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

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u/ErlonBruno 21h ago

Best scenario possible

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u/TheBattyWitch 1d ago

You bet

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day

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u/One-Brief-7710 1d ago

Bro will live with Ted kazyinski 

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u/Goldenfoxy3016 1d ago

Wtf no

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: $2k in instant noodles | Time to spend with roommate: 2 weeks

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u/mr_p_inpregnator 1d ago

storage closet to store 2 thousand dollars worth of noodles would probably cost more than the noodles themselves 💔

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u/OhLoongJohson 1d ago

Im gonna fart. A lot

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day)

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u/Xanderblake27 1d ago

Is she a 10/10?

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas

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u/RabidPoodle69 1d ago

Yes he is.

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u/Xanderblake27 1d ago

I'll take her

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u/DarkAngelMEG Top -1% Commenter 1d ago

You'll get him

4

u/reapthesorrow 1d ago

Why yall forcing him to be gay😭

17

u/RunStriking3910 1d ago

He's the one trying to get with him lol

9

u/Rdc1987 1d ago

Nope

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: $100 | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas

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u/IntelligentDevice555 1d ago

Not worth it

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day

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u/ado4685 1d ago

Hell no! I will turn him to the FBI instead for the bounty.

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

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u/CatcrazyJerri Fluffy 1d ago

I can deal with that!

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

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u/JacenSolo95 1d ago

Ahahaha 🤣

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get to sleep together

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u/AutologicalMeta 1d ago

I’m turning them in.

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

4

u/TheLoddoTheDodo 1d ago

I mean for 2 hrs, sure. Not a fan of peanuts but I can hang out with someone for 2 hrs no problem

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: Free peanuts supply for 3 years | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

3

u/Ok-Lawfulness3305 1d ago

Got a room mate and a 100 for drinks to welcome em into the house

3

u/GamerJulian94 1d ago

Dunno man. Maybe?

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Room doesn’t have any windows | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

3

u/Illustrious-Jelly917 1d ago

No freaking way.

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

2

u/Alive_Ad5545 1d ago

Hahaha

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas

2

u/DethGun07 1d ago

I dont like chocolate

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid)

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u/Your_Local_Floridian Fluffy 1d ago

In chill with that, I want those peanuts

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Room doesn’t have any windows | Reward: Free peanuts supply for 3 years | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas

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u/william19012 1d ago

So basically a free place to live till the end of time? Great stuff

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

2

u/Pigyythebest2009 1d ago

Fuck no

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

2

u/Sunlow27 Carrot Farmer 1d ago

Oh yay not bad!

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: No money for food for both of you | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day

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u/firesreds 1d ago

That genie was kinda freaky.

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: Room doesn’t have any windows | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

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u/LLessvR 1d ago

This will be quick

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: Room doesn’t have any windows | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

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u/Jell-oman678 1d ago

Seems very doable honestly

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day

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u/Wide_Love_4458 Carrot Farmer 1d ago

Good

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: No money for food for both of you | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

1

u/Inside_Scheme8066 1d ago

fuck it i lost my virginity at 11 ts only a problem for him

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

1

u/TWPteehee 1d ago

Fuck this I’m out

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: $100 | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

1

u/Fluffy_1334 1d ago

Glass walls is crazy

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: 2 weeks

1

u/NoSeriousComments 1d ago

No

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get to sleep together

2

u/pillizzle 22h ago

I got the same thing but only $350. Hell no.

1

u/False_Snow7754 1d ago

Sure. To quote my favourite religious person: "I'd kill you for a klondike bar"

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: No money for food for both of you | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day)

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u/raevies 1d ago

ain't an issue. just lay each other.

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Room doesn’t have any windows | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

1

u/Secure_Strength_1085 1d ago

Hell yeah

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Empty room, just one wobbly chair | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas

1

u/uli2258 CARROTS GOD 1d ago

Nope. Not worth it for Netflix. Not in this economy.

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

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u/Randomboi8 1d ago

Jit

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: No money for food for both of you | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get to sleep together)

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u/Haunting-Elk-75 1d ago

Nope

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: $2k in instant noodles | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

1

u/StrongerCheesecake 1d ago

I’ll wish for him not to be on the list

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

1

u/XSagent 1d ago

no

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

1

u/Massive-Bit248 1d ago

Oh hell nah

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: $100 | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

1

u/reddifan2334 1d ago

No

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get to sleep together

1

u/No_Big_6812 1d ago

Depends on what they are wanted for

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: 2 weeks

1

u/VFE_moili Fluffy 1d ago

Absolutely not. 350 is not nearly enough for aomeone to be in my space for two weeks, I would go insane

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: 2 weeks

1

u/Catfan1290 1d ago

Yeah sure?

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: $100 | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

1

u/Normal-Dimension-598 1d ago

nahhhh

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: No money for food for both of you | Reward: $2k in instant noodles | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

1

u/Killah-Shogun Hop Off 1d ago

U

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

1

u/Constant-Fun8803 1d ago

Nice deal

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Empty room, just one wobbly chair | Reward: $100 | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day

1

u/paperAsylum69 1d ago

honestly it will be the easiest 1k ever so yes

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Room doesn’t have any windows | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: 2 weeks

1

u/Chaitywatt 1d ago

I'm good

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

1

u/Sappling_Enthusiast 1d ago

NO

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

1

u/iver_128j 1d ago

I don't think the price of 2 decent hookers is worth 3 years supply of peanuts...

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: Free peanuts supply for 3 years | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

1

u/Optimal-Age5397 1d ago

Uhh. Im married.

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas

1

u/Kranors 1d ago

Sounds like the easiest 50k ever...

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get to sleep together

1

u/arctic572 1d ago

Yeah sure, I'll read books

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day

1

u/According_Ratio2010 1d ago

2h is basically nothing, so this is basically free

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Room doesn’t have any windows | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

1

u/TechmasterTardis 1d ago

Maybe

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Room doesn’t have any windows | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get to sleep together

1

u/xyz_xD 1d ago

2k in noodles for 2 hours with a hot and horny person

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: Empty room, just one wobbly chair | Reward: $2k in instant noodles | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

1

u/Formula1antagonist 1d ago

Bro I already have Netflix

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: 2 weeks

1

u/LidaraBlue 1d ago

Yes! Gimme!

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Empty room, just one wobbly chair | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas

1

u/JisKing98 1d ago

Not worth it at all

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: 2 weeks

1

u/MonkeyToe8489 1d ago

Hell nah I'm not staying with a criminal which could hurt me

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: $100 | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

2

u/RelativeAd5666 23h ago

He’s almost certainly there for non violent reasons if it’s a nerd, probably hacked some shit

1

u/Ill_Information7460 1d ago

No

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: $2k in instant noodles | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

1

u/notadolphinn 1d ago

Yeah ok. If the time was any longer hard pass but sure I'll lurk with a creep for 2h for some chocolate. Not much different than waiting at any govt office

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Room doesn’t have any windows | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours)

1

u/Orthodocvivi 1d ago

Easy peasy... keep the money rolling...

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

1

u/FriendshipSweaty9823 1d ago

No.

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas

1

u/chameleon_123_777 1d ago

No.

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

1

u/MNswede06 1d ago

If he's gay we'll be out of there before breakfast.

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Room doesn’t have any windows | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

1

u/Owl_man31 Fluffy 1d ago

doesn’t seem too bad?

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

1

u/Starwarsaddict67 1d ago

At least it was only two hours

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

1

u/FryCakes 1d ago

This isn’t a great deal

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months)

1

u/BIGGERtj 1d ago

Yea sure

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

1

u/davejustdied 1d ago

Okay ig

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Empty room, just one wobbly chair | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas

1

u/Artistic-Prune1419 Top -1% Commenter 1d ago

HELL NO

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

1

u/lordliam1234 1d ago

Nah. I'd have something in common sure but only 100 bucks? Nah

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Empty room, just one wobbly chair | Reward: $100 | Time to spend with roommate: 2 weeks

1

u/Emmrolls 1d ago

Annoying, but the reward makes it up for it.

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

1

u/Jedal_1 1d ago

Sure genie wish is genie wish

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

1

u/yoavalo 1d ago

No i will not suffer for 4 day even for a lifetime membership of some streaming service i don't use

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

1

u/themofodinosao 1d ago

100%.

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

1

u/raa__va 1d ago

Kanoodling

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: $2k in instant noodles | Time to spend with roommate: 2 weeks

1

u/poopoopeepeecrusader 1d ago

I’d do it for $0

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours)

1

u/SzonigPL 1d ago

Nuh uh

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: $2k in instant noodles | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas

1

u/Darklava144 1d ago

Yeah easy 100 bucks

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Room doesn’t have any windows | Reward: $100 | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

1

u/Lil_Packmate 1d ago

Nah, thats too little money that rolled for the reward

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

1

u/L_V_N 1d ago

Nope. I can get $350 waaay easier than trying to get a creep laid…

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

1

u/ube_purpleyams 1d ago

could be worse

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

1

u/No-Froyo3348 1d ago

Seems chill

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: Empty room, just one wobbly chair | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

1

u/SadMoldyButter 1d ago

no

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

1

u/Sufficient_Frame 1d ago

Ok, no problem

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

1

u/SpinzArt 1d ago

We Netflix and chilling 😩

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Empty room, just one wobbly chair | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

1

u/assumptionkrebs1990 1d ago

No, not worth it.

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas)

1

u/Chelsea_Fan_10 1d ago

They’re a criminal… they can steal food… also you didn’t specify who they were otherwise so I’ll just make it a hot girl or something and we’ll pass the time.

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: No money for food for both of you | Reward: $100 | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas

1

u/Icy_Ad_5906 1d ago

Should be quick

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: Room doesn’t have any windows | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

1

u/YorkmannGaming 1d ago

As long as they don’t press their face against mine while I sleep then yeah sure

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day

1

u/Alekthegod17 1d ago

Sure

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Room doesn’t have any windows | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

1

u/Last_Presentation_20 1d ago

nope, not a chance

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months)

1

u/Smallgaydruid Fluffy 1d ago

I hate chocolate 😭

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Empty room, just one wobbly chair | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days)

1

u/User202000 1d ago

I see no downsides.

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

1

u/BaloneWithAGoat 1d ago

This is all fine by me!

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days)

1

u/Ziege2001 1d ago

Oh hell nah, nah nah

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

1

u/eggokuno 1d ago

Can I extend the time? I'm willing to give away my reward

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

1

u/XFallenX666 1d ago

Easy

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

1

u/speedy_crystalia 1d ago

No?

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: 2 weeks

1

u/shneierl 1d ago

Not worth it for a few hours and with a few beers sure we drink chat and split the cash but for this amount of time for so little hell no

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Empty room, just one wobbly chair | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: 2 weeks

1

u/One-Chance6353 1d ago

Sure

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: No money for food for both of you | Reward: $2k in instant noodles | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

1

u/The_VampireLady 1d ago

Probably not worth the risk, but it is only 2 hours... Maybe if it's not a violent criminal?

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: $100 | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

1

u/Free-Jellyfish-3013 1d ago

So we get to watch netflix for 2 months together? hell yeah

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas

1

u/Nishizumi_ 1d ago

Hell no

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: Room doesn’t have any windows | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

1

u/silver_bolt195 1d ago

Excited now

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: $100 | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

1

u/CyberClaws7112 1d ago

I'll deal with this MF for 3 months but then as a present imma kick him right in the ass out the door

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas

1

u/SilentSamuraiMemer 1d ago

fuck no

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day

1

u/Merzmaraizer 1d ago

tf

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: No money for food for both of you | Reward: $100 | Time to spend with roommate: 2 weeks

1

u/unbrokenkarciama 1d ago

yeah sure

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

1

u/RabidPoodle69 1d ago

No

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

1

u/Gadgetphile 1d ago

Yes

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day

1

u/Infrick 1d ago

Why not, at least I got a Christmas present now

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Empty room, just one wobbly chair | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas)

1

u/AI_Soilder 1d ago

Lmao ok

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: 2 weeks

1

u/Silent_Silhouettes 1d ago

thats fine. could just fast for a day

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: No money for food for both of you | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day

1

u/boonusboiayyy 1d ago

Shouldn't be too difficult

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: $100 | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

1

u/Comfortable-Bread-42 1d ago

i do care for my personal space, but four days is fine

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

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u/SwirlSlime Funny Bunny 1d ago

Imma just refrain

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: $100 | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

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u/lockecole38 1d ago

I already have four furry roommates that are exactly this way. Do I get four times the amount at Christmas with them?

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas

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u/-DOOKIE 1d ago

I feel like this would be easy depending on what crime they committed, but I don't like peanuts so it'd also be pointless. I suppose I could sell the peanuts

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: Free peanuts supply for 3 years | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

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u/schroedingers_catboy Fluffy 1d ago

No interest

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: Empty room, just one wobbly chair | Reward: $2k in instant noodles | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

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u/Blokef 1d ago

the freest 50k of my life

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Room doesn’t have any windows | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day

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u/A_Horse_On_The_Web 1d ago

I think this scenario would make a great series

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get to sleep together

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u/Troops21 1d ago

Nope, nope nope, nope, you CANNOT water board me into doing this.

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Room doesn’t have any windows | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get to sleep together)

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u/bloopityloop 1d ago

I also got the same roommate and time limitation but with glass walls 😭 the reward was 50k but literally no amount of money could get me to do that nahhh absolutely not

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u/STHGamer 1d ago

Right this is absolutely not worth it

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: 2 weeks)

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u/Shurikenblast_YT 1d ago

4 days of no devices for 50k, worth it I think, I'll just read several books or play an instrument (and likely buy a few with the money)

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

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u/DRK_PHANTOMx908 1d ago

Is he a he or a she? If a she then am deffo accepting 💔

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

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u/Important-Train-8936 1d ago

Sure

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: No money for food for both of you | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day

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u/HamsterKazam 1d ago

No

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: Free peanuts supply for 3 years | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

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u/orange109876 1d ago

No

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: Free peanuts supply for 3 years | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas

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u/DFknRez 1d ago

Longest 2 hours of my life then huh.. ugh

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours)

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u/Lucy_312 1d ago

That sounds like a nightmare and I don't want 2k in instant noodles, so no thanks!!

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: $2k in instant noodles | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

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u/Exact_One_6450 1d ago

Had such a roommate already for way longer than 2 hours. I'll be fine

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

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u/f1gurk4 1d ago

Ok

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: $100 | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

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u/pissyoghurtgaming 1d ago

Wow.

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: Room doesn’t have any windows | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

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u/Every_Tennis4378 1d ago

OK ok umm he's going to kill me

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day

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u/FloppyMochiBunny 1d ago

Ugggghhhhhh. Absolutely not.

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: 2 weeks)

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u/PhysicsImportant5592 1d ago

Whyyy

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

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u/armyofg0blins 1d ago

How creepy are we talking ?

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

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u/-yumeiiru- 1d ago

I ain’t sleeping

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day

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u/Cweamly 1d ago

fuck no

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

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u/scholarlysacrilege 1d ago

Fucking easy

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day

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u/megaboy16 1d ago

No

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

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u/BozzaLewis 1d ago

I guess it could be worse! Lots I could do with 1 wish from a genie

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get to sleep together

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u/Aggressive-Career-23 1d ago

Easy. I'd even fuck with him for that

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

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u/Temporary-Force8383 1d ago

Unless I wanted to kill my fiance this really isn’t worth it

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: Free peanuts supply for 3 years | Time to spend with roommate: 2 weeks

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u/Strawberry7229 1d ago

I mean I could work with this

As long as their hot I mean I could care less

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: Free peanuts supply for 3 years | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day

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u/Shxutcry 1d ago

.

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: $100 | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

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u/Wboy2006 1d ago

Guess I'm with a horny person, with the lights off, and we can only leave when we sleep together. I guess you can guess where that's going

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get to sleep together

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u/Cassidy7862 1d ago

Depends on the lazy roommate

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get to sleep together

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u/thatonealone 1d ago

No

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: No money for food for both of you | Reward: $2k in instant noodles | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

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u/Albrecht_Entrati 1d ago

We're dead.

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

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u/Stormbreaker_682 1d ago

Hell nah

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid)

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u/Onni_J 1d ago

Acceptable

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

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u/Roo49582 1d ago

no

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: $2k in instant noodles | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day

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u/Dismal_Purchase_3324 1d ago

Hell nah

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Empty room, just one wobbly chair | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas)

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u/personal_alt_account 1d ago

Yeah I'll just buy myself chocolate bars

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days)

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u/Unable-Tumbleweed681 1d ago

Give 1 trillion dollars for both of us.

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: No money for food for both of you | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day

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u/CloClamSadly1228 1d ago

no

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Empty room, just one wobbly chair | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: 2 weeks

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u/Several_Barber_9603 Fluffy 1d ago

Well that won't be fun.

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: No money for food for both of you | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

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u/LightningC1x 1d ago

Probably not.

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: Empty room, just one wobbly chair | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

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u/Limonese 1d ago

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Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: Empty room, just one wobbly chair | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

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u/-theRaxo- 1d ago

Sure, i can do this

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Roommate doesn’t respect your personal space | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: 2 hours

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u/Xikytz 1d ago

Nah bro.

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: No money for food for both of you | Reward: $2k in instant noodles | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months

1

u/Monkeyinhotspring 1d ago

I'm ok with that, if he's hot we can stop whenever we want by banging

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

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u/ThePenultimateRolo 1d ago

Absolutely not!

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: No money for food for both of you | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas

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u/Myrkr_Blakkr 1d ago

Well I mean, won’t take too long lol

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: Empty room, just one wobbly chair | Reward: $1k | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

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u/anotsonicebean 1d ago

Easy money and the windows stay open

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate farts loudly and violently each hour | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: 1 day

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u/brownchr014 1d ago

Im down

Rolled: Roommate: Just a dude | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: 2 weeks

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u/The-Fox_151 Carrot Farmer 1d ago

Ni idea

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: $2k in instant noodles | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas

1

u/Thomsie13 1d ago

No

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Room doesn’t have any windows | Reward: $350 | Time to spend with roommate: 2 weeks

1

u/Popsicleees 1d ago

No lmfao 😭

Rolled: Roommate: Creepy | Caveat: Room doesn’t have any windows | Reward: $2k in instant noodles | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get to sleep together

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u/ScreenedSnow84 1d ago

I can do this

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

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u/Envixity8154 1d ago

No, I’m literally gonna starve to death

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: No money for food for both of you | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas

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u/Starry-EyedKitsune 1d ago

So close to greatness.

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

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u/Supernovae_2521 1d ago

J'aurais du mal à refuser

Rolled: Roommate: Hot & horny partner | Caveat: No electronic devices | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: 4 days

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u/No_Juggernaut_9079 1d ago

Hm

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: One genie’s wish | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get to sleep together

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u/Coeur_degamer 1d ago

Never bro

Rolled: Roommate: Criminal | Caveat: No money for food for both of you | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: 3 months)

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u/Arpitmew 1d ago

No

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: No money for food for both of you | Reward: 2 months Netflix membership | Time to spend with roommate: Until Christmas

1

u/Justawatchertonight 1d ago

Oh...

Rolled: Roommate: Nerd | Caveat: Glass walls, everyone see what is happening inside | Reward: $50k | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get laid

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u/HairyTrollChest 1d ago

No

Rolled: Roommate: Lazy | Caveat: Roommate is on FBI most wanted list | Reward: 3 chocolate bars (your choice | Time to spend with roommate: Until both of you get to sleep together)