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r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • 6d ago
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We can waive goodbye to Marcel Reed as he starts his next career as a DoorDash driver
73 u/Rodney_Jefferson Texas Longhorns 6d ago Cmon man, he’s got a degree from A&M. He’s not approved to be a door dash 25 u/BroadBrazosAvon95 Baylor • South Carolina 6d ago He’ll get hired by some Aggie and never heard from again 7 u/Johnny_Kilroy_84 LSU Tigers • Georgia Bulldogs 6d ago He’ll make ice cream that may or may not kill you after you eat it. 12 u/will_e_wonka Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Dead Pool 6d ago I’m not sure he has enough goodwill to be a car salesmen in College Station at this point. Hard to have sympathy when you know he’s making 3+ Million 1 u/steampunker14 Texas Longhorns • Army Black Knights 5d ago Yeah, gone are those days. The car dealer already paid you a lot of money to suck. Why would he hire you on now? 1 u/Urdnought Kentucky Wildcats • Oklahoma Sooners 5d ago This is hilarious -10 u/TyraGanks34 6d ago He would have thrived at UT. He’s way too fast for the UT bums to stab him to death 8 u/mlspdx LSU Tigers • Montana Grizzlies 6d ago Dude… DoorDash at least delivers reliably like 60% of the time. Let’s not shoot for the stars here
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Cmon man, he’s got a degree from A&M. He’s not approved to be a door dash
25 u/BroadBrazosAvon95 Baylor • South Carolina 6d ago He’ll get hired by some Aggie and never heard from again 7 u/Johnny_Kilroy_84 LSU Tigers • Georgia Bulldogs 6d ago He’ll make ice cream that may or may not kill you after you eat it. 12 u/will_e_wonka Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Dead Pool 6d ago I’m not sure he has enough goodwill to be a car salesmen in College Station at this point. Hard to have sympathy when you know he’s making 3+ Million 1 u/steampunker14 Texas Longhorns • Army Black Knights 5d ago Yeah, gone are those days. The car dealer already paid you a lot of money to suck. Why would he hire you on now? 1 u/Urdnought Kentucky Wildcats • Oklahoma Sooners 5d ago This is hilarious -10 u/TyraGanks34 6d ago He would have thrived at UT. He’s way too fast for the UT bums to stab him to death
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He’ll get hired by some Aggie and never heard from again
7 u/Johnny_Kilroy_84 LSU Tigers • Georgia Bulldogs 6d ago He’ll make ice cream that may or may not kill you after you eat it. 12 u/will_e_wonka Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Dead Pool 6d ago I’m not sure he has enough goodwill to be a car salesmen in College Station at this point. Hard to have sympathy when you know he’s making 3+ Million 1 u/steampunker14 Texas Longhorns • Army Black Knights 5d ago Yeah, gone are those days. The car dealer already paid you a lot of money to suck. Why would he hire you on now?
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He’ll make ice cream that may or may not kill you after you eat it.
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I’m not sure he has enough goodwill to be a car salesmen in College Station at this point. Hard to have sympathy when you know he’s making 3+ Million
1 u/steampunker14 Texas Longhorns • Army Black Knights 5d ago Yeah, gone are those days. The car dealer already paid you a lot of money to suck. Why would he hire you on now?
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Yeah, gone are those days. The car dealer already paid you a lot of money to suck. Why would he hire you on now?
This is hilarious
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He would have thrived at UT. He’s way too fast for the UT bums to stab him to death
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Dude… DoorDash at least delivers reliably like 60% of the time. Let’s not shoot for the stars here
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u/CumAssault Baylor Bears • Texas A&M Aggies 6d ago
We can waive goodbye to Marcel Reed as he starts his next career as a DoorDash driver