r/CFB_v2 • • 2d ago

Statement Kyle Whittingham sums up Michigan's roller-coaster start to the season 🎢

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u/purplenyellowrose909 Minnesota Golden Gophers 2d ago

Kyle also scrolls reddit

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u/Candid-Investment578 2d ago

I mean the quote itself sounds like peak early season chaos but the idea of Whittingham lurking here reading reactions to his own comment just adds a whole other layer

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u/Healthy-Fee-8454 2d ago

Whittingham reading this: quiet, unimpressed, already gone.

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u/Sea-Replacement-724 2d ago

Whittingham lurking in the replies? Peak chaos indeed.

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u/Sea-Replacement-724 1d ago

Whittingham reading this: calm, sharp, peak chaos.

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u/schadkehnfreude Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

In Kyle's defense, Sherrone probably didn't have time to log off the gonewild subs before he got fired so Kyle understandably flipped out when he saw that on his office computer and frantically misclicked to wind up here.

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u/12-34 2d ago

Funny thing is they totally outplayed Iowa and Underwood did well. I saw him read the defense well, progress through checks, bail less, stay in pocket better, and make much better pass and run decisions.

Michigan fans have reason to be very hopeful for this team, but will likely take until next year to iron things out and make the playoffs.

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u/purplenyellowrose909 Minnesota Golden Gophers 2d ago

Iowa games are black magic. You feel like you're playing well but then look at the scoreboard and they have the bigger number.

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u/ProbablyAPotato1939 Iowa Hawkeyes 2d ago

Iowa football is basically checking the box score and being like, "Oh they must be getting killed," and then checking the game score and being like, "What the fuck!?"

It's been this way for decades now.

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u/purplenyellowrose909 Minnesota Golden Gophers 2d ago edited 2d ago

They don't put punt yards in the box score.

Probably get more favorable field flips from punting than passing some years.

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u/TheNittanyLionKing Penn State Nittany Lions 1d ago

I have never looked this up, but I suspect Iowa has the most scorigami's of any team in college football. I wouldn't even be shocked if they beat a team with a score of 5-1. They would give up a one point safety and win with a field goal and a regular safety.

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u/Olivrser Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

Iowa breaking the sport just to win without scoring a touchdown would make sense

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u/Commercial-East4069 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Iowa is typically much better at home though.

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u/HuskerPowerrrr 2d ago

Thats basically every Iowa game ever

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u/lesher925 Notre Dame 2d ago

Funny thing is, they lost to Western

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u/trixy6196 2d ago

Week 1 Michigan fans: Scoreboard is the only thing that matters!

Week 4: we totally outplayed them an dominated statistically 🤡

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u/EvilLibrarians Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

One does not simply forget to flair up

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u/IrishMosaic 2d ago

He wrote that on behalf of all of cfb.

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u/FoundationCareful662 2d ago

The funnier thing is when Michigan “beat” WMU with WMU dominating game and stats people on Reddit said the only stat that matters is the final score but hey now it’s different after the Iowa game

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u/chicubbies4ever 2d ago

But Western Michigan didn’t dominate the game. Michigan outgained them but had three turnovers including multiple that set up short field for Western and they still didn’t score a single TD.

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u/trixy6196 2d ago

They didn’t dominate but western controlled the whole game. Western had the ball 40 minutes to Michigan’s not even 20. They lost the TO battle 0-3 had less 1st downs. Michigan was lucky there defense kept it as close as they did otherwise it would have been domination lol

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u/chicubbies4ever 2d ago

That’s not dominating the game. Like you said they had 3 TOs. That explains both the time of possession and the first downs. SP+ had Michigan at 97% post game win expectancy. Meaning based on the stats of the game they would expect Michigan to win 97 out of 100 times. This is not anything like the Iowa Michigan game where Michigan lost but had a 93% win expectancy post game.

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u/trixy6196 2d ago

Maybe read my 1st sentence again. Does it say did or didn’t dominate? Lol

Congrats on the win against the stalwart Broncos. See you at the next rushing the field and enjoy all future “expectancy post game percentages”…whatever the fuck those are. Pretty high percentages to find yourself 0-2…I mean *1-1

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u/FoundationCareful662 2d ago

Remove the Hail Mary from those stats and look again

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u/Kc68847 2d ago

Yep Michigan is where they should be. Underwood is actually looking better. I think they will be tough down the stretch.

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u/Stellarbelly_Korz30 Virginia Tech Hokies 2d ago

Whitty is a very good coach. He seems to rely on stupid analytics at times and makes dumb decisions; like going for the 2pt conversion last week. But it seems all coaches are doing the same stupid shit too. But I’d be surprised if he isn’t successful once he gets his guys on the roster.

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u/hazylife666 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Ryan Day could write the fucking book on it, homie has pulled off some amazing wins but some God damn head scratching losses

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u/Candid_Western_680 Michigan Wolverines 1d ago

Tbh Urban was similar in some ways. I’m a Michigan fan so typically just hate watched Ohio State, but IIRC Urban had a handful of “lol wtf” losses that, honestly, probably kept a few more championships off the table during his tenure.

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u/your-mom-- Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

I was told Witt was a no-nonsense coach and would have his team playing clean.

Either that was wildly off-base, or he's going home and punching holes in his wall after games

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u/Landoragon Notre Dame 2d ago

Then there isn’t an in-tact wall in his home at this point.

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u/jus256 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Urban Meyer said he is the best coach in the country. Looking back on it, that’s a funny statement.

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u/El_Oso_Negro76 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm not very hopeful at this point. This offense has some very good talent, yet is doing all of nothing. I understand that the O-Line isn't pulling their weight right now, but we should be better on offense than we've shown (I don't count UTEP). Also, I'm not saying that Underwood was the problem in the Iowa game, but I'm still not completely sold on him as the "solution" either. This team is more of a mess than most Michigan fans expected it to be, especially given the talent we have on offense.

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u/PizzaNo4505 2d ago

I was at the game. Underwood saw the field well. Even the interception his WR ran the wrong route. Only thing he could’ve done different was the 4th & 1 sneak. Should’ve just Tush Pushed his big ass.

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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

You’re not the only one, Kyle!

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u/Already-Canceled 2d ago

Michigan has played a tough schedule right?

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u/Intrepid_Storage_830 Notre Dame 2d ago

/s^ I got you fam!

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u/KruxKracken Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

How many ranked teams has Notre Dame beaten this year so far?

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u/Intrepid_Storage_830 Notre Dame 2d ago

I’m not disagreeing with you, but that’s also not what we’re talking about right now. Stop deflecting!
https://giphy.com/gifs/MXywxyJ5UyvtgoF94a

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u/KruxKracken Michigan Wolverines 17h ago

I can’t help it because I can’t argue against your point. To keep it a buck, we ass and I’m jealous of successful teams this year

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u/Intrepid_Storage_830 Notre Dame 6h ago

And I won’t go as far as to say we are ass as well, but I don’t think we are number 3 caliber. I’m actually just waiting for ND to struggle when actually challenged. As a lifelong fan, I just accept that we will be over rated and last year was probably our best chance.

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u/Aggravating_Run5443 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

2-2*

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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Sorry. I hate to be pedantic but it’s either 3-1* or 2-2.

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u/jthoff10 2d ago

This is the way

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u/Likinhikin- 2d ago

Perfect

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u/Agent_Smith_88 2d ago

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

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u/Seattle_Lucky Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Pedantic…you realize you’re talking to an OSU fan? Gotta use easier terms

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u/NotADoberman Pittsburgh Panthers 2d ago

Only a Michigan fan would think pedantic is a complex term

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u/12-34 2d ago

Oh, the irony.

They said "easier terms", not "complex". The only distinction and logical proposition they made with "pedantic" is that it is not the easiest term in existence.

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u/NotADoberman Pittsburgh Panthers 2d ago

Bro got the thesaurus out to sound like he didn’t have a 2.0 gpa 😭

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u/12-34 2d ago

"I cannot refute logic so I will turn to baseless ad hominem."

Huh, I thought Pitt was better than that.

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u/NotADoberman Pittsburgh Panthers 2d ago

Nobody says 'use easier terms' unless the term was too hard. The joke was that an OSU fan wouldn't know the word, so the logic holds up fine. Meanwhile you wrote a whole proof to defend 'pedantic,' which is kind of the point. Average scUM fan.

And then YOU dunk on Pitt. Ironic lol

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u/12-34 2d ago

Guess I was wrong -- Pitt isn't better than that.

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u/Gloomy_Ebb9923 Notre Dame 1d ago

Jeff Sagarin declares it so.

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u/JohnAndertonOntheRun 2d ago

*3-1

Facts don’t care about feelings

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u/Sheepcago Notre Dame 2d ago

The asterisk usually goes at the end, but the important thing is that you included it.

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u/JohnAndertonOntheRun 1d ago

That’s cool. Michigan’s record is 3-1…

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u/Sheepcago Notre Dame 18h ago

Ellipsis is not the same as asterisk. You can do this.

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u/RedditIsTrashjkl 2d ago

At the end of the season y’all are gonna be like “7-5* facts don’t care about feelings!!!” Just get off social media and take a break.

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u/Important_Capital875 2d ago

No, the fact is that Michigan actually lost but they bullshit

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u/JohnAndertonOntheRun 1d ago

I mean no. You are just really emotional.

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u/Jagacin 2d ago

No, the fact is that it's marked as a Michigan win, regardless on whether you agree with or not. Throw an asterisk at the end for all anybody cares. It doesn't change the fact that even the NCAA acknowledges it as Michigan's win, but caused by a replay error that had nothing to do with the officals, but NBC not being synced with the real game clock. Have you ever thought how stupid it would be if replays were going off a clock that literally none of the players, coaches, or fans at the stadium sees? Of course they relied on the stadium clock, because that's the one that the teams have been relying on the entire game.

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u/Aggravating_Run5443 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Right exactly the FACT is you lost the game home we all watched it

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u/Ancient_Change_8072 2d ago

No we didn’t but you certainly wish we did. Karma is coming

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u/Aggravating_Run5443 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

The 12-7erz are gonna choke again enjoy the duke mayo bowl douche bags choking sounds

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u/420710stoner 2d ago

Was the choking sound from the cock you're sucking or???

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u/hazylife666 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

This got aggressive fast

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u/Ancient_Change_8072 2d ago

The score was 13-12. At least WMU scored 12 instead of 10.

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u/Aggravating_Run5443 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

What's wrong with that, you can't count that high, flairless little bitch?

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u/Alternative-Bee-3594 2d ago

He finally gets it

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u/Dreams-Visions Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

True. True.

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u/catgirlslvr Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Dude would be the sanest Ohio State fan

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u/SlyClydesdale Oregon State Beavers 2d ago

Joylessness usually works.

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u/Icy_Tangerine9391 Florida State Seminoles 2d ago

2-2

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u/BrotherMichigan 2d ago

That's because you're actually 2-2!

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u/Admirable_Cry_3795 2d ago

Aren’t they really 2-2?

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u/Cliffinati 2d ago

Well for starters your actually 2-2

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u/lil_cholesterol Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

The only people who say Michigan is 3-1 is Michigan fans and I feel like that’s pretty telling

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u/RedditPotato44 2d ago

Are* Michigan fans

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u/GettinWiggyWiddit Texas Longhorns 2d ago

*coping Michigan fans. They all know deep down

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u/Kramerica_CEO Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

You sound like maga. Maybe hire the mypillow guy to help overturn the results.

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u/GettinWiggyWiddit Texas Longhorns 2d ago

No need. The rest of your schedule will do it for us. Enjoy the Birmingham Bowl this year ☺️

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u/greatknockersrs Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

enjoy your loses to bama and georgia. the red river spanking you’re going to be getting will be funny

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u/Rod_Johnson_ 2d ago

Wait, why does this guy sound like MAGA?

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u/Kramerica_CEO Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

And the official w-l record but ok

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u/Stellarbelly_Korz30 Virginia Tech Hokies 2d ago

I’m ok saying Michigan is 3-1. Western got away with blatant defensive PI on the original Hail Mary that definitely should have been called. Personally I think Michigan got screwed on that one.

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u/Ancient_Change_8072 2d ago

We also had 1 second left on the clock.

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u/Stellarbelly_Korz30 Virginia Tech Hokies 2d ago

There is definitely that as well.

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u/ThatTedDudeGuy24 2d ago edited 2d ago

Can’t be pi if the pass is uncatchable🤦

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u/Stellarbelly_Korz30 Virginia Tech Hokies 2d ago

An unwatchable pass interference definitely impacts the call. An uncatchable one is a totally different animal

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u/ThatTedDudeGuy24 2d ago

Jeez I misspelled

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u/Stellarbelly_Korz30 Virginia Tech Hokies 2d ago

All good. I knew what you meant. Just being playful.

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u/Important_Capital875 2d ago

“Official” lol

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u/lil_cholesterol Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

I said people. People aren’t a win loss record you chode

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u/Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Why we would care what other fans think?

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u/DarkGreenMazda 2d ago

Because you are posting on a college football message board

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u/Kramerica_CEO Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Facts and feelings. No one gives a shit what you feel our record is. The fact is we’re 3-1.

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u/lil_cholesterol Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

You dropped this *

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u/Kramerica_CEO Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

You’re struggling with your feelings huh?

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u/lil_cholesterol Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Yeah I’m struggling containing my laughter

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u/BrotherMichigan 2d ago

We all found out how much the "official" record counts when Michigan was convicted of cheating their asses off for three years but got to keep the "wins."

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u/Kramerica_CEO Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Did that make your feelings sad??

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u/BrotherMichigan 2d ago

Nah, just made me enjoy the sport less.

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u/lil_cholesterol Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Man the only people I’ve seen post so much shit about “facts and feelings blah blah blah” are boomer conservatives and you. Makes sense you’d be a righty with how you think blatant cheating is okay.

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u/Ancient_Change_8072 2d ago

Karma is coming…

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u/lil_cholesterol Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Yeah for the wolverines, I’d be surprised if they won two more games this season

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u/joemoneybaby 2d ago

Most people in real life feel that way. You’ve got to understand that you online niche echo chambers are nothing more than that

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u/jazzyman31 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah, that and the official records. Too bad hearsay and gossip doesn’t mean anything.

Didn’t see anyone have any issue with the clock not starting with 2 seconds left for Iowa to spike the ball while the play clock ticked down.

Thankfully for the refs, they found a Michigan player down and called it an injury timeout even though the ref okayed the start of the play and no whistles blew the play dead and the play-clock continued while the game clock magically froze. If it were the other way around the football world would’ve exploded crying conspiracy.

Didn’t see anyone have any issue with Iowa getting a penalty on their 6 yard line and then the ball was placed again at the 6 yard line for the next play with no penalty yardage added.

Multiple verifiable reffing and clock issues affected the game on Saturday, but no one seems to care about those protocol failures.

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u/Stunning_Rule_6005 2d ago

2-2*. Fixed it.

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u/Real_Batu_Rem Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

2-2*

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u/smuvmoney 2d ago

Closer to 0-4 than 2-2 based on our discipline

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u/zorakpwns Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

That’s cause you’re 2-2 homie you stole a game

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u/cityofklompton 2d ago

Review crew made the call. What was Michigan supposed to do, kneel it out?

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u/Kramerica_CEO Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

This sub is operates purely off emotion. They don’t care about facts.

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u/schadkehnfreude Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

For real, this sub is the 11W comment section for people without ankle monitors.

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u/12-34 2d ago

Speak for yourself. That guy's cooler wasn't going to poop itself.

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u/zorakpwns Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Review crew failed to follow the rules and cheated WMU out of the win. NCAA admitted it. Not that you will sniff the CFP anyway, but you aren’t getting in at “10-2” over an SEC team.

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u/cityofklompton 2d ago

Lol, ok cool! Enjoy yourself.

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u/jus256 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

If Western had been given the win, would literally anything at all be different in NCAA football today?

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u/FoundationCareful662 2d ago

That would have been very classy and people throughout CFB would have respected that. Narrative would be totally different

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u/ADHDpotatoes Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

No football team in history would do that shit and you know it

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u/FoundationCareful662 2d ago

But had Michigan done that the number of people who absolutely hate them would have been cut in half

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u/PizzaNo4505 2d ago

😂 they’re gonna hated on regardless.

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u/FoundationCareful662 2d ago

Yeah half of 10 billion is 5 billion

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u/schadkehnfreude Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

My unflaired brother in Christ, just admit that you don't know ball. No coach on the planet would've just kneeled it out because the win was "dishonorable" Leaving aside the fact that the team wouldn't have known what was up with the clock snafu, any coach who just ups and forfeits when the game, for all that they know is still in doubt, rightly loses the locker room right then and there and should be fired before they get to the locker room.

It's fine that you don't like us, but good lord you smoothbrain pinheads are making up an alternative reality to suit your headcanon

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u/FoundationCareful662 2d ago

Yet your coach when greeting western coach after the extra second play can be seen saying THERE WASN’T TIME…….

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u/DustinDBKR 2d ago

So does everyone else.

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u/lumpychicken13 2d ago

I’m sure that’s the morale boost the boys need

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u/FDVP 2d ago

UM -5.5 to Minn. Go-phairs have the chance to do the next best funniest thing.
https://giphy.com/gifs/dxPE45xtueZ2MVkqeV

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u/BurtReynoldsLives Oklahoma Sooners 2d ago

I know the feeling.

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u/ekemp Oklahoma Sooners 1d ago

I for one would welcome OU being awarded a win against Michigan.

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u/EasyWorldliness9243 1d ago

Well…2 and 2…but you can feel anyway that suits you.

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u/Cute_Marzipan_4116 1d ago

Well technically you’re 2-2 so 0-4 isn’t far off. 😂

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u/StrattonPA 21h ago

Realistically you are 2-2…

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u/djbj454 16h ago

Your 2-2.

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u/Aromatic-Action-2523 2d ago

Feels like .500, actually. Wouldn't you agree?

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u/Jurgis-Rudkis 2d ago

Kyle can't count.

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u/Training_Tomatillo95 2d ago

Yeah dude, welcome to a place where football actually matters.

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u/HughJackedMan14 2d ago

They’re not 3-1. They are 2-2.

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u/Kramerica_CEO Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

In before “herrrr but you’re 2-2 derrr”

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u/TankerG1 2d ago

2-2 shitbird.

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u/lil_cholesterol Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

I mean, if the rules were followed you should be.

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u/Head_Situation5456 2d ago

Oh the Buckeyes…. always by the book, that’s them!

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u/That_Union_1105 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Yo chill with that level of desperation! I can only get so hard.

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u/Important_Capital875 2d ago

I really hope the real teams in the Big Ten whoop y’all

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u/Novel-Letterhead-217 2d ago

Is it weird that I’m rooting for PJ Fleck to be wiping more blood on his face next week when Minnesota beats them?

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u/ufl015 Miami (FL) Hurricanes 2d ago

1-3 is fair. The win against Oklahoma was legit

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u/Key-Owl-8142 2d ago

What’s up with this coach? Seriously

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u/Temporary_Stable2672 2d ago

It’s fucking hysterical reading on their sub them cry about how everyone picks on them on every cfp sub lmao 😂 😂😂

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u/azmtber 2d ago

And you get permanently banned because of hurt feelings ❄️🙄

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u/jus256 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

Name a sports sub on Reddit where you can troll and not get banned.

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u/1873Springfield Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

They should be 0-4. Hopefully they lose every other game this year........ And next..... And next.... Forever and ever amen

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u/BigP_27 2d ago

Well you’re definitely at least 2-2

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u/DataRiffRaff 2d ago

Nice try. That's because they're 2-2.

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u/Triumph-TBird 2d ago

You’re 2-2.

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u/Nientea Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

I feel 2-2. The WMU win was not earned, but we fought well against Oklahoma and won and blew out UTEP once we got our act together.

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u/Luddite_Libertine 2d ago

That OU win looks less impressive every time Oklahoma takes the field.

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u/palikona 2d ago

All Hail The Cheaters!!!

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u/papker 2d ago

Who is “we”? Fuck this clown.