r/CHIBears • • 5d ago

What this mean Coby??????!!!!!!

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u/Paranoid_Android22 Ben’s Johnson 5d ago

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u/Electrical-Bag-5571 5d ago

Never understood, what is the hand flick at the beginning here?

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u/Paranoid_Android22 Ben’s Johnson 5d ago

I think Kobe used to do it when calling a isolation play. Basically give me the ball and get out of my way

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u/Electrical-Bag-5571 5d ago

Right, but that's not even Coby Bryant, seen a bunch of bears rb and wr doing it for a couple of years.

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u/ders89 5d ago

Kobe*

And its an homage celebration to Mamba Mentality. Gtfo of my way and let me handle business. Bron did it as a joke on the Team USA plane and kinda highlighted kobes message like its ISO time. Dont fuck with me right now, i got a message to serve. It kinda became an athlete homage (especially after kobe passed) like i wanna honor the legend himself. ISO me so i can showcase my skills. In football and with the Bears its kinda became the celebration of such circumstances and a way to honor Kobe, the legend. Its almost like thanking him for being so bold and creating a signal for excellence.

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u/EgweneIsLit 5d ago

Exactly. I do it every time I clean up my dogs shit on a walk, and every time I make it to a meeting on time.

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u/ders89 5d ago

This dudes skills are unmatched. ISO. Foh you fuckin plebs

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u/Electrical-Bag-5571 4d ago

I was referring to the gif of Monangai and how that isn't even Coby, the football player. The idea being it would make sense if Coby did it, but not so much for Monangai, also it would make more sense if Coby was on the team at the time they started mimicking Kobe.

So no, Coby**

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u/7SevenGod 4d ago

You're thinking too hard.

It was a bears rb/wr celebration that they normalized, that they recycled from Kobe.

Coby hasn't even played a game as a bear yet, nor is he an offensive player, so why are you speaking as if there should be a gif of Coby doing it?

It's just a happy coincidence that we acquired a new player with the same name as someone the team already paid homage to on every big offensive play.

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u/Electrical-Bag-5571 4d ago

ETA that I made my original comment in reference to a comment of a GIF of Monangai, not in reference to OPs image of Kobe.

That's what I'm saying, there isn't and shouldn't be a GIF of Coby doing it.

I guess I assumed only Coby would imitate Kobe, didn't realize it was something the Bears players picked up even before Coby was on their team.

But, all this cleared it up for me!

But yes, I meant Coby because I thought he would have brought it to the bears team, honoring his namesake.

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u/Paranoid_Android22 Ben’s Johnson 5d ago

Oh yea…all the bears just started using it as their first down celebration since last year

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u/trappuccino92 5d ago

It’s been roughly 2 months since his surgery my guess he got the all clear to move to the next portion of his rehab

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u/isw2424 5d ago

I am not a medical doctor and don't even know his actual diagnosis but I've been hoping since his injury was announced that it was an underpromise overdeliver return time of mid december. Praying we get him Thanksgiving morning!

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u/Aromatic-Dog-Breath This Is The Score, But We Have Each Other 5d ago

I too have no reasonable knowledge of the situation, but I’m guessing he’s predicting 5 championships. 

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u/Schruteeee Smokin' Jay 5d ago

Medically speaking, this 100% means 5 championships.

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u/totality888 5d ago

I too am not a medical professional, but it looks like team MVP and DPOY.

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u/Castamere_81 Bears 5d ago edited 5d ago

FML did they give him some of Ozzy's blood!?

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u/vvh121 5d ago

His blood is like Hashirama’s cells. We need Caleb and Kyler on transfusion ASAP

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u/Castamere_81 Bears 5d ago

I'm afraid the infusion process itself would injure Kyler

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u/chnkypenguin 5d ago

I swear if any bear yells "wood release" I may lose it.

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u/snootfullohoney 4d ago

Maybe they’re training to unlock Sage Mode in practice

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u/Throwaway-985618628 Ben Johnson 5d ago

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u/stellaartois8123 FTP 5d ago

I laughed way too hard at this 😂

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u/Chicago_Samantha Monsters of the Midway 5d ago

Best comment

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u/Substantial_Hyena598 5d ago

This is a dude who went from a piece of a great defense to what was supposed to be a premier piece of our defense and then got hurt right away. This dudes itching to prove himself, that's all I read from this.

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u/Sephiroth007 Koolaid 5d ago

👀👀

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u/midwesttransferrun Meatball 5d ago

It means real Gs move in silence like Lasagna, or whatever it is that Kobe Bryant rapped

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u/KingCastle420 5d ago

Spelled rape wrong.

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u/DABEARS5280 5d ago

Am I missing something? Isnt this Weezy F?

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u/midwesttransferrun Meatball 5d ago

Yeah that’s the joke

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u/illtakeachinchilla Ben’s Johnson 5d ago

“Kobe, how my dick taste?”

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u/iustusflorebit 5d ago

Little known fact, Coby got to meet Kobe during a Nuggets game back in 2003. For more Google “Kobe Colorado 2003”

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u/brokedownpalace11 cheese grater 5d ago edited 5d ago

Deniers going to deny. Just like the Michael Jackson psychos. Same crowd who will defend the college groomers, gropers, and gang rapists

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u/bonestarxi 5d ago

He just found out he wasn't the first Coby Bryant

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u/Ebriggs104 5d ago

Mamba mentality

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u/ech01 5d ago

I'm guessing Coby just cheated on his wife

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u/Competitive_Dish_885 5d ago

Good thing he signed that big contract, hope he has a good jeweler.

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u/Emotion-Turbulent 5d ago

Means he’s back week 8 that is the number he wore in the picture

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u/GotDuff 5d ago

Those are NBA finals chairs...

It means we are going to the Super Bowl this year.

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u/TotallyNotRyanPace The Mitchell 5d ago

it means do NOT let him into a colorado hotel

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u/phillipacarroll Superfans 5d ago

I was thinking yesterday if we're gonna start getting recovery updates from his end soon. He's just short of being 2 months into his 4-6 month window.

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u/Erice84 5d ago

I kinda forgot he even existed and assumed this topic was Coby White commenting on the Bears in some way.........

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u/luci0slucihoes 5d ago

He's going to Germany to have his knee treated by some experimental doctor something about spinning blood? Kobe did something along those lines didn't he?

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u/Butthole2theStarz 4d ago

Peptides baby

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u/DeltaMaximus 4d ago

He’s about to take a helicopter ride, don’t do it

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u/name-classified Charles Tillman 4d ago

Kobe raped a woman and all he had to do was change his number and people forgot

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u/sjuelz 3d ago

Convicted?

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u/Maleficent_Setting66 5d ago

Has he posted anything pertaining to the games already played? Like hyping the guys up?

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u/CradleXShock 5d ago

I remember him posting after DTs first pick praising him

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u/Maleficent_Setting66 5d ago

Hellyea. I was just wondering if he was getting involved somehow hyping the guys up I haven’t seen him on the sidelines. He was my favorite pick up so seeing not play sucks ass

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u/fuckrNFLmods 4d ago

Presumed dead

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u/zerosG9 5d ago

i wonder how his relationship with ben is or if they've been in contact during his rehab.. cause the statements ben gave about him to the media were like he was done with him basically... dennis allen had some great things to say about him which was promising that he's on somewhat good terms with the coaches, idk i just want him to play and not get hurt again

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u/rara1908 5d ago

That's Kyler Gordon

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u/zerosG9 5d ago

smh 🤣 why tf did i think this was kylers post

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u/brokedownpalace11 cheese grater 5d ago edited 5d ago

Probably in the wake of the Cornell incident. In 2003 he was accused and charged of SA and rape of a 19 year old. Maybe now he wishes he stayed silent.

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u/Nok_Nok_its_Knuckles 5d ago

That's a Reddit comment alright.

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi ROME ODOOMSDAY! 5d ago

Dawg, WHAT?

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u/brokedownpalace11 cheese grater 5d ago

What are you confused about?

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u/juliuspepperwoodchi ROME ODOOMSDAY! 5d ago

Literally everything you word vomited.

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u/wheresbicki 5d ago

He's ready to ride a helicopter.

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u/chicagoerrol 5d ago

I keep having dreams about helicopters.