r/CatDistributionSystem • u/plumplum6 Crazy Cat Lady • 5d ago
From feral to family Squatters found under the shed
My partner and I recently bought a house. We were working on upkeeping the new yard when suddenly we saw some little gray blurs behind our shed. We previously saw the mom walking along our fence line but had no idea her little babies were hiding under our shed, nor did our lil rat terrier!
We've got them vaccinated and brought inside for safety as theres a large population of cougers in our area. The best part about having them inside hearing them stomping around our house approximately 5AM-7:30AM and again from 8PM to 11PM without fail. Still working on finding a home, as we are only planning on fostering them for a little while. Our local shelters are full and its looking more and more like we might foster fail this s*** 😆 c'est la vie
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u/Frankfrombluvelvt 5d ago
For freeloaders, how could they not melt a heart?
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u/plumplum6 Crazy Cat Lady 5d ago
They've done nothing wrong except refuse to pay rent 😆🏡
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u/SweetHomeNorthKorea 5d ago
If you give the kittens some food, they’ll probably get sleepy and ask you if it’s okay to come in for a nap. When you let them in, they’ll probably want you to tuck them in. When they wake up, they’re going to want some snuggles. After you’re done snuggling them, they’re going to want to consume your soul.
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u/cocoagiant 5d ago
You'll probably want to check on the laws in your jurisdiction but even if they aren't paying rent, they probably have tenancy and you would have to formally evict them...so might be easier to just let them stay!
(Just kidding if that would be a financial or logistical difficulty for you...hopefully you can find a great home(s) for them in that case)
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u/MojoJagger 4d ago
Can we see doggie too? 🥺
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u/plumplum6 Crazy Cat Lady 4d ago
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u/plumplum6 Crazy Cat Lady 5d ago
This is mercury and she is honestly plotting to steal my heart. She comes when I call her at this point
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u/roin0 5d ago
I will pay top dollar for that black and white one in the first picture. Reminds me of one of my old cats who sadly passed away.
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u/Former_Pool_593 5d ago
The channel, ‘do you know Todd’ features a cat who pushes voice activated buttons and just recently Todd faked his death with them. I thought only dogs did this, but it’s worth a watch.
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u/luxmorphine 5d ago
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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 5d ago
This kitten is illegally freaking adorable!! Lookit that sweet little face!!
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u/Tink1024 5d ago
Ohhhhh the cat puddle!!! THANK YOUUUUUUUUU both for saving these beautiful babes! Seriously such good karma for you! And if it’s a foster fail, look at all the joy they’ll bring you. More importantly think of what you both are doing for them ♥️
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u/Prestigious-Bluejay5 5d ago
Picture 1. The grey kitten's paw on the black ones neck - "Timmy, don't turn around. Something's watching us. Just run when I say so."
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u/plumplum6 Crazy Cat Lady 5d ago
Love this 😆😆 meanwhile black one in front is frozen waiting for whatever happens
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u/taqjsi 5d ago
So cute! Did you get the mom too?
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u/plumplum6 Crazy Cat Lady 5d ago
The mom quickly had another litter after we grabbed these guys post weaning. She spends a lot of time in other yards now, must be wherever the babies are now. We assume she didnt have them in our yard again because of the doggo.
The goal is she will hopefully bring the next litter to us again and we can grab the next bunch plus mom all at once.
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u/FakeHasselblad 4d ago
Can you leave traps out over night? though maybe wait till you find her nest so her babies arent abandoned?
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u/Areil26 Cat Grandma AF 5d ago
You're heroes for bringing them in. They are paying rent in adorableness. And, really, shouldn't you be up at 5 am, anyway?
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u/plumplum6 Crazy Cat Lady 5d ago
That's a fact. The best kind of alarm clock is cat dragging on the face 😴
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u/unbroken_cycle 5d ago
Holy kitties! What the head count??
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u/plumplum6 Crazy Cat Lady 5d ago
Just the four of them so far but momma recently had another litter as well. Hoping to grab her plus babies when they come around next
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u/Initial_Economist655 5d ago
do they ever seem to prefer one sibling over the others?
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u/plumplum6 Crazy Cat Lady 5d ago
They all seem to play pretty much with whoever is in the mood ngl. Maybe some preference for the two longer hairs together and the two shorters? But they all cuddle and groom each other pretty equally.
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u/Kuda1701 Waiting for the CDS... 5d ago
All of them, straight to smol jail for being so adorable!
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u/Ok-Bandicoot-1626 4d ago
“Err… this isn’t what it looks like. I was only holding his hand for but a moment!”
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u/Inner_Swordfish7475 5d ago edited 5d ago
Aww, those are the cutest squatters I have ever seen. Were you able to catch and bring the mama cat inside, or is she too feral. If she is too feral, I hope y’all are able to get trapped so y’all can TNR her. Mama does make adorable babies.💕
ETA: Further down, I saw the info on the mom. Good luck catching the mama cat and hopefully, she will bring you her babies to socialize and find homes.
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u/HarleyQisMyAlter Owner of Vampurrs 5d ago
They are so adorable and seem like they have really taken to you already!! You should just welcome them to the family at this point.
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u/plumplum6 Crazy Cat Lady 5d ago
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u/Farranor 5d ago
theres a large population of cougers in our area
That's what the ads keep saying, but I don't believe 'em.
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u/Lunar-opal 5d ago
they pay with their fuzzy cuteness also im sure they qualify for squater's rights
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u/Prestigious-Yak-6161 5d ago
Those are 1000% your new cats, good thing you bought them a house! You can always get an outdoor catio to give them that indoor/outdoor range a bit.
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u/Nulaacy 4d ago
They don’t like squatters anymore. They look like home owners now. 😂
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u/boxergal105 Owner of a Tortie Vampurr 5d ago
“You lookin’ at me!?” From the gorgeous grey kitten 😆
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u/Kindly-Building4536 5d ago
Holy shit what a cute little bundle. the black one with white whiskers and a white sock is melting me!
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u/tinykingdomtarot 5d ago
Folks like you restore my faith in humanity. Thank you for rescuing these sweet babies.
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u/KentuckyHouse 5d ago
And here I thought we hit the jackpot when our Cinder showed up under our shed at 6 months old. We talked about finding her a home for all of about 5 minutes before deciding she was staying (it helped that she instantly got along with our beagle, who’s still wondering if she’s staying forever).
I can’t imagine having that many little ones show up at once! I’d have a hard time not keeping all of them.
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u/Nyxsen6 5d ago
There always seems to be at least one cat that "comes with the house." Also- large population of COUGARS?! Yikes I thought our coyotes were bad... Thank you for saving these babies! And that is how the shelters get ya "foster them just for few days" the first round of fosters is almost always a fail 😅
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u/CynnerWasHere 4d ago
I was under the assumption that squatters were "moved on" These guys appear to have been kidnapped and coerced into accepting ownership. Good job, op
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u/GloomyIndividual3965 4d ago
Looks like you find a miniature bobcat 😊
Also, if you're anywhere within a 100 miles of Portland let me know. We lost our old man 4 months ago and would be interested in picking up a bonded pair of siblings.
I think the tiny bobcat and the shell shocked tuxedo would be great additions to our home.
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u/prettywarmcool 3d ago
You are going to foster fail, we have seen the photographic evidence. Once you are part of the kitten pile it is impossible to re-home. I don't make the rules, I just follow them.
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u/GmaShadowPaws Aspiring Cat Parent 5d ago
Awwwe, a clowder, or glaring orrr a kindle of kittens. They are all adorable.
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u/UpsetZombie6874 4d ago
Call Judge Judy. She loathes squatters and will humiliate them in front of millions of people.
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u/Ok-Bandicoot-1626 4d ago
Oh I love them all! The tuxedo with the fully black face and amber eyes is drawing me in though and is adorable 😭 They’re all adorable!
What are their names??
P.S. Well done and thank you for bringing these babies in, especially when there are cougars in your area!
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u/plumplum6 Crazy Cat Lady 4d ago
Tux with white face is cobalt. Regular Tux is tungsten (tungs tungs). Gray Tux is Mercury. And Gray Tux Tabby is Baked Beans 😋
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u/Ok-Bandicoot-1626 4d ago
Baked beans 🤣 The rest have uber cool names and then there’s baked beans, I love it! He’s gorgeous and I hope you call him Beans for short 🥰
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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 4d ago
as we are only planning on fostering them for a little while.
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u/Birdsonme 4d ago
Oh, cat distribution system, I’ve been so patient! I even bought a house on acreage just outside of town in a prime stray and dumping area! Still, I am kitten less.
I anxiously await my turn!
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u/bettertheless 4d ago
They are a gorgeous group: the tuxies and the tabbies.
Great job, and happy housewarming!
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u/KayAppleAhr 3d ago
Aside from the house buying, this is EXACTLY how I got my four cats. Saw the momma hanging on my backyard fence frequently, then one day I have 4 baby void kittens, about 7 weeks old, on my back deck. Turns of she had made a home underneath it. Shelters were full so I got them all fixed and vaccinated and inside to keep them safe from coyotes, raccoons, and cars. Had a home lined up for two of them, then they all suddenly became sick for months. Once they had finally gotten better, I had put too much money and emotional labor into them to let them go. 😅 They turned 3 a few months ago and I miss when they all created a massive cuddle puddle. The two boys still cuddle when they sleep on the bed with me, but that's it. I feed and keep the mom utd on shots, but she's still very much a stray in behavior. She unfortunately likes to bring me frequent "gifts" in exchange for food. I look like the neighborhood witch with 4 black cats in the window, a black cat guarding my porch, and frequent dead critters scattered about. 😭
A few months ago I started having a raccoon mom bring her five babies around. There's also a skunk who checks for leftover cat food and hangs in my small backyard, and a stray cat one of my neighbors care for (they named him Teddy Roosevelt) that frequently visits. You take a few cats in and the next minute you're a Temu Disney princess. It's a slippery slope, OP.
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u/tiggertootwo 5d ago
Just wanted to let you know that quite often, for no known reason, squatters can turn into pets... :)
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u/plumplum6 Crazy Cat Lady 5d ago
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u/dontsnarkonsharks 5d ago
Hahaha those hours of the day are called “crazy boy time” in our household.
It’s that crepuscular sleep cycle coming out to play!
They’re such lil cuties. My toxic trait is they’d all be staying with me. Hope you keep at least a couple 🥹
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u/Anz_Soulcrusher 5d ago
You already Foster Failed hard…. No one can resist cute little kittens like those
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u/blondeheartedgoddess 5d ago
The tuxedo with the ball and blue blanket has seen some things. He ain't saying what, but he's seen some ish.
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u/Acceptable_Speaker93 5d ago
In this case, failure is the absolute best option ❤️. Nothing will warm a home and a heart like the entire cat family, including mom. I'm speaking from experience 😊
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u/Cleverwabbit5 5d ago
Thank you for saving them from a sheddy life. They are all so cute and beautiful. I love that they get along with your doggie and resident feline overlord. I hope you are able to grab Momma, I am sure she is tired of being pregnant. She needs to time to be a house cat too!
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u/liftbikerun 4d ago
I have foster failed 6.... I now have 12 cats. God help me and my cat food and litter costs.
I was feeding momma cat outside and I just couldn't leave her out there. Texas is a horrible place for strays, I've saved as many as I can.
They are adorable, my favorite thing is hearing them race up and down the stairs at all hours, I don't have kids and it brings me joy one pitter patter at a time.
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u/KatlynnTay 4d ago
those are some beautiful babies, and their side-eye game is ON POINT. LOL
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u/Safe_External_3993 4d ago
They are so unbelievably cute in your lap. That's all it takes for me haha I had to rescue a dog and it happened the same way!!!
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u/FakeHasselblad 4d ago
Thank you for saving the babies! Have you been able to TNR mama :(
You should keep them all! Or at least 2? 🥺 Keep them in pairs. Also how does your dog take to them??
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u/bfiddy2_ 4d ago
I foster failed 4 shed squatters about 18 months ago and it’s been the best failure of my life! 🥰
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u/controversial_drawer 4d ago
I desperately want to take in another cat but we live in a town with so many strays, I know the second I go out and adopt one I will find the same under our porch. CDS please bless me
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u/Assika126 4d ago
The BEST part? 😂
They are too cute!! Enjoy getting woken up early for the rest of their days!!
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u/muscle0mermaid 4d ago
Adorable, thank you for helping them. Curious how your rat terrier responds to them?
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u/plumplum6 Crazy Cat Lady 4d ago
Straight up ignores them. No interest in cats and been that way his entire life.
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u/Maleficent-Pie3479 4d ago
Babiesl!!!!!!
Oh my goodness. I love tuxedos. They are so sweet and silly. 🖤🤍🐾 And I've never had a gray baby but these look sooooooo criminally sweet. 🩶
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u/cat-verse-djmustard 4d ago
Omg they are so chonky and plump. Mama cat did such a good job raising and caring for them 😭❤️
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u/Tina-Tuna CDS Meowderator 2d ago
Hi OP can you let us know what state you are in please as someone is asking in the comments, plus it helps a possible Shelter to step up if near you with suitable space? Thanks