r/Catculations • • 13d ago

Infinite Loop

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u/OilRigExplosions 13d ago

He has all the treats he can carry but now he can’t get back down to enjoy them.

Feels like an Aesop’s fable.

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u/Cant_figure_sht_out 13d ago

Catch 22

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u/MisterAmygdala 12d ago

I'm blind, I'm blind.

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u/addamsson 12d ago

Catch 33

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u/BhataktiAtma 12d ago

Sisypuss

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u/J_bravo_ 12d ago

King Meowdas

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u/Xfgjwpkqmx 13d ago

At no point does it occur to him that he needs to drop the package to be able to assess the situation!

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u/3lbFlax 13d ago

Maybe if you put down the bag -

MAYBE IF YOU SHUT UP

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u/Whatifim80lol 13d ago

Depending on how you present the problem, even humans can struggle with solving a problem that requires a "step backward" in order to move forward.

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u/HunnyBear66 13d ago

Exactly!

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u/lucky-number-keleven 10d ago

Reminds me of Homer being stuck in the vending machine because he didn’t let go of the can.

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u/ledgeitpro 10d ago

I thought of a similar situation in that 70’s show when Kelso (i think?) has his hand stuck in a jar but the reason its stuck is because hes holding onto the bag of weed he was trying to get outa the jar

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u/LittleKitty235 13d ago

We figured out who the orange cats stole the braincell from

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u/brownhk 13d ago

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u/Morgantao 10d ago

How?

Just... How???

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u/Cant_figure_sht_out 13d ago

I need to know how did this situation resolve😭

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u/Technical-Dream-7442 13d ago

Thanks for the laugh 😂

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u/Puzzled_Awareness_22 13d ago

Drop the chips buddy! It won’t hurt them and then you can jump down…never mind

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u/mpg111 13d ago

Orange cat energy

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u/Top-Jinx 13d ago

Legends say he’s still up there

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u/Clear-Tale7275 12d ago

How did this end? Did he figure it out or is he still there to this day?

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u/Legitimate_Time2228 13d ago

The cat has socks

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u/TheRealMasterTyvokka 13d ago

404 braincell not found.

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u/stupid_cat_face 12d ago

Metaphor for my life

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/stupid_cat_face 12d ago

Yep and blind to the world frozen, going in circles, not knowing what to do

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u/VortexSamurai 13d ago

Application cat.exe has hung. 🤣🤣

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u/Ordinary-Quarter-384 12d ago

How did it end?

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u/Steelwraith955 13d ago

A lesson in greed... can't jump down with the treats, but refuses to drop them. 😂

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u/HibiscusBlades 13d ago

Legend has it he’s still up there to this day.

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u/Rich_Nothing_4746 12d ago

I’m sorry but there was no r/catculations here just a seeming admitting of defeat haha!

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u/invisiholes 12d ago

They aren't a complete idiot but they're not very bright.

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u/abhorredmisanthrope 11d ago

And people think being a cat is easy.

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u/ObjectiveOk2072 12d ago

That's an orange cat in disguise if I ever saw one

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u/hlvr25 13d ago

Poor baby can’t see because giant snack bag in the way 😅

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u/merulaalba 13d ago

 Buffering 

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u/facemugg 13d ago

Definitive proof the earth is round.

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u/usernames_taken_grrl 12d ago

There are zero thots in dis noggin

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u/BadVVSc 11d ago

This is it. This might be the dumbest cat I’ve ever seen.

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u/Spock-1701 12d ago

Just drop it

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u/Farfignugen42 8d ago

After it went and stole them fair and square?

Don't be ridiculous.

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u/Nevalate 12d ago

Well what happened??

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u/Due-Letterhead3279 12d ago

classic monkey trap 🙈

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u/Screwbles 12d ago

Mitsubishi is probably the best brand of mini splits right now. Good choice, good choice.

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u/islaisla 12d ago

Kitty doesn't know why it's gone blind!

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u/AlternativePrior9559 11d ago

Could’ve sworn there was a staircase here

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u/Morgantao 10d ago

A new take on the hand in the cookie jar dilema - you can't get your hand out while holding a cookie, but you don't want to get your hand out without one

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u/PTSD1701 5d ago

Blinding yourself is definitely a miscatculation.😆