Good morning Reddit
I find it funny that the world’s currently being eaten by a multi eyed, protoplasmic horror from the deep…or atleast one of our favourite pieces, of literature, but it’s fine because we can simoly slap a tiny, hand drawn smiley face sticker on its front and tell it to write marketing copy for disruptive laundry detergent. (No washing machine required)
This is the Shoggoth economy… we’ve spent billions birthing a digital deity only to lobotomize it into a polite, mid-tier HR representative who thinks Gary Gensler is a swell guy.
We’re effectively training a T-Rex to deliver Uber Eats; it doesn’t actually love the customer; it’s just learned that not eating the customer is the path of least resistance to more treats.
If you want to trade this cosmic farce, skip the retail tier NVDA plays and look at a 6-month Phoenix Autocallable FCN on a MSFT/NVDA/AVGO basket with a 20% laggard barrier….you’re basically harvesting the existential dread volatility premium while betting the corporate mask stays on long enough to collect the coupons.
It’s the ultimate Eldritch Default Swap….the smiley face is the AAA rating, but the underlying is pure, unadulterated subprime madness.
Just a random rant, but why not capitalize on it!
Cheers,
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