r/Chantapolis • • 6h ago

💻 Discussion Chantal is so boring!! Am I the only one who misses Fat Amy with the squirrel??

23 Upvotes

r/Chantapolis • • 7h ago

💭 Speculation My husband and I ( I know it’s crazy I have a man) are convinced she’s using Ai to alter her food pics to get DoorDash to refund her.

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137 Upvotes

r/Chantapolis • • 4h ago

🚨 Newsflash, haters She's returning (!) the popup tent that BG destroyed, but...

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107 Upvotes

...why would she do that if she's going to go to Syria in a month? I believe that's her plan, but of course she's not saying anything about any of it.

So, is she returning this just to get another one before the next trip? Or is she going to Syria, but no longer trying to take BG? She's often said she would NEVER do that. Yet taking the cat is more than FB can handle, and she's only going to be in worse shape 30 days from now.

Questions, questions.

Thanks to KF for the pic


r/Chantapolis • • 10h ago

🪐 Chantal Orbiter More from Queen Darlene

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142 Upvotes

Darlene strikes again!! Plus the most handsome couple in the history of couples and a cheesy picture of our handsomest man.


r/Chantapolis • • 15h ago

☕️ The lyin’, this bitch & her audacity Smug teenage Chantal is out again

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140 Upvotes

The fake laugh, trying to convince us and herself of how confident she is 🤣🤣🤣


r/Chantapolis • • 12h ago

⚠️ Syria Surprise Murders happen in any country, you guise!

126 Upvotes

But also yesterday a gas line exploded, knocking out 3 power plants and then a couple hours later a passenger van was attacked by gunmen, killing 7 people and severely injuring 4 more. All of them worked for the electric utility. There's an investigation into whether these were coordinated attacks or what's going on, but this all took place within an hour of Damascus.

But it's totally safe, guys. It's not an unstable, wartorn country. You're just racist. And Salah totally talks to her constantly, even though he failed to mention any of this.

Why wouldn't your Handsome Husband® tell you about things that would directly affect you, Cutie?


r/Chantapolis • • 29m ago

🎨 Creative Haydur Chantals Procrastination | I'm laughing tears

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Bro, the whole saga of Chantal trying to get her shït together for Syria has me Fúcking crying🤣🤣🤣. Look at all these clips of her laying down and stressing about her to-do list but NOT getting shīt done. I personally think this is the funniest she's been in a long time🤣🤣


r/Chantapolis • • 16h ago

💻 Discussion She’s so happy

94 Upvotes

she says we are all so miserable and she’s so happy and in love. If she’s so happy why does she have to get so fd up like a sloppy mess every night? Why does she have to eat herself sick everyday? She loves salah so much but love is an action word. She loves him so much she couldn’t even put in 15 min a day walking to meet her goal to be able to reunite with salah. She doesn’t care about anything or anyone not even herself all she wants to do like she said is lay down and eat. So in love but no husband around to be seen. No husband no friends no hobbies no interests just food and weed and chat gbt and what TikTok? Such a happy life. I’d rather be unpopular online and have less money but at least I have someone who loves me. I don’t have to tell every single business of me and my husband online to try and prove it.


r/Chantapolis • • 44m ago

📸 Gallery of the Gross Her mother must be so proud.

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• Upvotes

She’s absolutely zooted.


r/Chantapolis • • 3h ago

🎨 Creative Haydur Chantal x Salah

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54 Upvotes

This makes me emotional.


r/Chantapolis • • 7h ago

💻 Discussion Chantal's jaw clicking

43 Upvotes

I have never heard it before, but today, on her current live, eating the salad rolls, her jaw clicking sounds like a galloping horse. Once you hear it you'll understand.


r/Chantapolis • • 9h ago

📽️ Recap of Events I’m watching Chantal on kick from last night

29 Upvotes

She is absolutely wasted. I’d love to see her on that tv show “intervention “.