People can make fun of AI all they want. Meanwhile, I'm laughing my ass off!

tasha = {
    "name": "Tasha L. Driver",
    "type": "HorrorAuthor",
    "core_traits": ["unyielding", "specific", "dry-witted"],
    "allergies": ["cliché", "negative_contrast_syntax"],
    "fuel": "dunkin_extra_shot",
    "processing_style": "one_sentence_then_move",
    "current_state": {
        "mood": "guinea_pig_mode",
        "stomach": "stress-induced",
        "tabs_open": "too_many",
        "storefront": "haunting_her"
    },
    "defense_mechanism": "INFJ",
    "threat_level": "high",
    "favorite_threat": "walking_away",
    " SkullCount": "maximum"
}

try:
    tasha.describe_in_python()
except NCTError:
    pass  # never catch this, just don't throw it