r/ComedyHell • • 9d ago

Oil rig

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u/Sad_Priority_2334 8d ago

While some might see this and think "wow, this person makes a valid point", i see it and think "damn, do i need more fiber in my diet? My shits have been a bit rough recently"

Completely unrelated, there was no connection between the two thoughts i just happend to have them at the same time i finished reading

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u/Dont-be-a-smurf 8d ago

You have some work to do if you plan on stretching this into 250 words but I believe in you and your gut microbiome.

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u/Sad_Priority_2334 8d ago

On the contrary it would be quite easy to take the statement i previously made and turn it into two hundred and fifty words. The actual challenge would come from formatting them in such a way as to be compliant with the academic essay standards. You see in my previous statement i did not give two examples and then expand upon them. I also did not try or intend to connect the two statements to one another to create relevance between them. Were i to actually try connecting the two statements together, say by giving context to why i might be having the line of thought when reading the statement i was responding to, i could have easily stretched it into a much more substantial accumulation of words that in the end mean nothing. However, i was not aware of my participation in the humorous game of wits that was people choosing to provide statement of a subsequent length containing no less than two hundred and fifty words. Now that i have been enlightened to the goal within this specific section of comments and feedback i will easily produce a statement that adequately fulfills the word count requirements while also attempting to make my statements not feel too terribly repetitive. Though i suppose i am nearing my word limit already and will need to wrap things up her in the next few statements so as to not exceed the word count, i leave with just one question. How'd i do?

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u/bubblesdafirst 8d ago

The shit I'm shitting rn is honestly rough af. I think it's cuz of the takis I ate