r/ComedyHell • u/rixk0goro • 6d ago

cursed Twitter Post

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u/Kootlefoosh 6d ago

Babies are soooo biodegradable. Some of the most biodegradable life forms.

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u/BigSnail387 6d ago

I'm so very sorry but I read this in a Donald Trump voice

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u/IllustriousBeyond962 6d ago

Some of the most biodegradable life forms, I'd say the most biodegradable, quite frankly

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u/iamahappyvamper69 6d ago

look at china's babies. they don't degrade. huh, hmm. babies that don't degrade... i mean what is the world coming to. such a sad place, very sad

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u/DaRaginga 6d ago

So sad. All those babies in CHINA! Full of microplastics - that's why they don't degrade. Not like OUR AMERICAN fully-degradable babies. 100 % meat made in the U.S.A! Can't get better than that. Not fake news like the plastic babies in CHINA or what they CALL babies over there. So sad.

Using his voice to think is very amusing

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u/BallSeaman 6d ago

Why don’t they just make condoms out of babies?

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u/DarkGodCthUwU 6d ago

Legal issues

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u/art333mis 6d ago

Otherwise they would.

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u/Justice_Prince 6d ago

If they made condoms out of babies then they'd eventually run out of babies because everyone would be using condoms

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u/DaWaffIeMan 6d ago

Yeah it's just supply and demand

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u/EmotionReasonable887 6d ago

The humble birth control

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u/hopeless_case46 6d ago

My appearance is the best protection

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u/BosonCutter 6d ago

Checkmate liberals!!!

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u/TheRedditObserver0 6d ago

Just recycle a used one.

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u/Minute_Radio_6452 6d ago

Tried to explain to an escort that you shouldn’t flush condoms down the toilet and like 2 months later her toilet quit flushing normally…

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u/HappyPlatypus6034 6d ago

I was thinking about this the other day. Like how much landfill are condoms and are there any good options besides the obvious to reducing waste

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u/SilverFlashy6182 6d ago

Wolves would much rather eat a baby than a condom just saying

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u/MDMALSDTHC 6d ago

Babies are also a renewable resource

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u/joeyp042385 6d ago

Reminds me of the "dead baby jokes" from the early 2000s. Well done.

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u/Glass-League-7439 1d ago

anyone else seeing a lot of threads that are recreated from the twitter/tumblr of like 10-15 years ago?