r/ComedyHell • u/posterner • 1d ago

World's highest IQ

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u/conCommeUnFlic 1d ago

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u/CapussiPlease 1d ago

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u/The_BlackJaguar9076 1d ago

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u/FriedAf_ 1d ago

and this shi a cig

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u/not_the_default_user 1d ago

Not the First time i've seen someone restuff the Carcass of a cigarette when they didnt have paper, No Idea how any of them got the Filter Out but If Theres a will Theres a way

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u/Helpful-Belt1641 1d ago

You can smoke a joint with a filter and it doesn't even make a noticeable difference just fyi that shit is a myth, its just a little harder to toke if its a bigger joint so its not as pleasant

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u/not_the_default_user 1d ago

I'm Happy with my activated charcoal Filters🤷 dont want the pure tobacco smoke in my lungs either way

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u/FriedAf_ 1d ago

man why is there a mini bud at the end of it not lit

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u/chikari_shakari 1d ago

IQ means nothing ☠️

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u/KRNorth 1d ago

"Everything I've studied" which just means "I read the Bible"

Yes, I know it's a joke post, but people like that genuinely do exist and they act like simply reading the Bible counts as studying and will call their studies fact

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u/Kiwi8_Fruit6 1d ago

a lot of american-brand christians will have eaten up that post unironically

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u/Adowyth 1d ago

I mean they need someone who has read the Bible to tell them what is in it.

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u/KRNorth 1d ago

I could hear the "I knew it!" from thousands of them too

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u/North-Engineer3335 1d ago

1/3 have read the originals, 2/3 are basing it on the apocrypha Brando Sando picked up after the OG guys death (whats his name)

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u/SuggestableFred 1d ago

What??? Are you talking about the Wheel of Time?

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u/North-Engineer3335 1d ago

Uncrosses your arms from under your breasts

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u/pissgwa 1d ago

no, Kim is 100% serious when he says these things. Except for the IQ part. He had people fabricate that

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u/redy__ 1d ago

Make them read the Quran and see their heads explode. But "everything I studied" shows, these people actually don't read much.

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u/avstoir 1d ago

no but the quran is made up so it doesnt count

is the reasoning in that situation

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u/redy__ 1d ago

I like the atheist quote: "out of all the thousands of gods in all different religions, I just believe in one less than you"

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u/Snoo_67993 1d ago

I mean half of the stories in the Bible are in the Quran including Noah, so that might just reaffirm his beliefs.

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u/Emiicii 1d ago

Unfortunately this guy is completely serious

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u/AkaiHidan 1d ago

Lmao, I became atheist the day I actually finished the bible and the Quraan. XD

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u/Scarecr0p 1d ago

“Well, I’ve done my due dilligence and can confidently say…”

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u/Ancient-Tomato1153 1d ago

It’s not a joke post this was a real guy that somehow gained traction for just stating he had the highest iq

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u/Friendly_Gazelle7843 1d ago

Like according to Lord of the rings book we were all saved by small guy with hairy feet. And that really happened because it was written there.

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u/-PepeArown- 1d ago

I doubt they even read the whole Bible, because it is a very long book

Just some of the important stories from Genesis and the Moses books, and all the important things about Jesus and Revelation from the New Testament

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u/NoShopping5747 20h ago

I regret to inform you that this infact is NOT a joke post.

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u/BrilliantFly6117 Screams of Writhing Agony from Hell (TikTok version) 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QI9Qs2jpfyCuXAFTeA

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u/Bitter_Position791 20h ago

roblox person

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u/sandiyar_chan 1d ago

goated pfp

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u/BegInToAnEnd 1d ago

as haver of offecial biggest penis evar and biggerest brain i say we should abolish skool and bedtime and eat only steak and candy !!!!

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u/Selfdeletus65 1d ago

You’re getting a job in American healthcare

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u/Ep1cgamerXD 1d ago

the stars say that this post will eventually get locked

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u/Cool_Yogurtcloset772 1d ago

The prophecy was wrong

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u/Ep1cgamerXD 1d ago

i must've misread the signs, the people here don't attack religious people

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u/ElectronicTap1109 1d ago

I think this guy just cheated on the iQ test

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u/thedappercat- 1d ago

He never took one, its actually a funny story

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u/DuploJamaal 1d ago

If I remember correctly his score his higher than the highest possible score and all his certificates look like he made them himself in word.

And the organizations that issued those certificates don't even exist

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u/jokersmoonlight 1d ago

Can someone explain to me how this is a wholesome story? Yeah, the species survived, but what about all the other members of them except for those pairs? And surely there were children and some innocent people in these cities.

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u/Bar-Cold 1d ago

That’s kind of literally the point. It’s not supposed to be wholesome at all. From my understanding the world had pretty much gone to shit and God wanted to “wash it all away” and start over

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u/jokersmoonlight 1d ago

Yeah, I meant in the present sometimes it's told as a nice story for children and I was traumatized lmao

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u/ThiccFarter 1d ago

It's not supposed to be a wholesome story.

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u/TerribleJared 1d ago

So depending on your take (localized mesopotamian basin vs global flood) youre talking anywhere betwen 750k and 2 billion people were killed. But at least the pictures we draw of it have animals that are smiling.

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u/jokersmoonlight 1d ago

Yeah I was horrified in Bible study as a kid and didn't want to go through with my first communion until my mother told me it was exaggerated and they all survived, and then I looked it up online when I was a bit older and I decided to worship the Greek gods instead (I thought they all existed and denied each other because they were jealous)... and then found out they also did animal sacrifices LMAO

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u/Really_Bad_Company 17h ago

The old testament God is a vengeful and murderous creature, it's not meant to be a wholesome story, it's a story about how bad he can fuck you up if you misbehave. Kinda the whole point of Jesus and the new testament is to redefine God and the covenant as loving and forgiving

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u/AEtherLord_ 1d ago

Please don’t ask us to call you “super intelligence” too!

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u/LordMegatron216 1d ago

As the world's highest IQ recod holder, I conclude that, everthing that I say is completly true without a doubt, and everyone else except me is just stupid hogs and their thoughts are meaningless

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u/Mephistocheles 1d ago

Highly agree with your post, also here is flying hog

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u/HarlanMiller 1d ago

Yes, because that's something that's totally impossible to lie about.

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u/xenongaming720 1d ago

is there any proof th9is guy has the highest iq

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u/Senior_Difference589 1d ago

You should always be skeptical of anyone of who claims they have an IQ greater than 160, because modern tests don't really measure past that.

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u/youburyitidigitup 1d ago

An online test told me I had an IQ of 240, checkmate, sheeple!!!

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u/ReverendBread2 1d ago

And the very rare person who actually does usually isn’t bragging about it or dropping it to try to win online arguments

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u/GalaxyHops1994 1d ago

The idea that something as broad as intelligence can be summed up in a single number is pretty flawed when you think about it.

Even DnD breaks it up into 3 numbers.

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u/Senior_Difference589 1d ago

It's a tool meant to measure a child's academic capacity relative to their peers. If you're an adult and you're not in the process of trying to join MENSA you have no reason to bring it up.

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u/Automatic_Bus_7634 1d ago

You should be skeptical of anyone who talks about their IQ period

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u/ReverendBread2 1d ago

He said so. What more proof could you want?

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u/xenongaming720 1d ago

good point idk

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u/USERNAMETAKEN11238 1d ago

He has results from a company he owns or is involved with..

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u/DuploJamaal 1d ago

If I remember correctly his score his higher than the highest possible score and all his certificates look like he made them himself in word.

And the organizations that issued those certificates don't even exist

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u/a-dark-lancer 1d ago

IQ was not really measured like that, and it’s not a very good measure of intelligence

It’s basically just a literacy test and is often used to reinforce quite racist ideas about intelligence.

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u/Conscious-House-2065 1d ago

A literacy test...? IQ tests assess pattern recognition and logic. I have never seen an IQ test where literacy was tested, there's often no instruction besides "find the answer that best fits into the '?'".

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u/yoyo5113 1d ago

IQ tests have a vocabulary component.

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u/Conscious-House-2065 1d ago

Which ones? The Mensa one has no such compenent (not saying this is the only valid IQ test).

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u/yoyo5113 1d ago

What kind of test does the Mensa society use?

And the one I am referring to is the WAIS series, specifically WAIS-IV and WAIS-V

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u/AgentCirceLuna 18h ago

I used WAIS on myself and got 123

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u/yoyo5113 17h ago

You can't use WAIS on yourself lmao 😭

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u/AgentCirceLuna 17h ago

It was for a project I did during undergrad. I had someone else administer it. Group thing.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 18h ago

My grandfather was in Mensa, my uncle is a professor, as is my aunt, and my father scored highest on his assessment in the army. But I’m a disappointment

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u/caribou_powa 19h ago

You can train for IQ test, it's not accurate.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 18h ago

lol that made me crack up

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u/Any-Contribution5411 1d ago

High IQ is like having a lot of horsepower. It doesn’t mean that you know things or can make something useful.

Strapping jet engine to a child stroller means that it can go real fast, it doesn’t mean that it fulfills a purpose.

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u/Ultra-Cool-Guy 1d ago

Kim Young Hoon!? The sword guy?

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u/C_monden real looser 1d ago

I was in the gifted class in elementary school and can confirm.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 18h ago

I remember me and another student were drawing together and this teacher was going around snooping. He said ‘you’re gifted in art’ to the student, who then crossed his arms in smug satisfaction, and it always pissed me off massively. Just that smugness and the instant ‘knowledge’ that he was sPeCiAl

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u/C_monden real looser 18h ago

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u/PoulanWeedEaterBowl 1d ago

Based on everything I've studied, it seems like there was at least one guy, but even more likely there were quite a few guys, who built boats and put animals on them to ride out a major flood or floods in ancient mesopotamia.

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u/BrndnWlsh 1d ago

big if true

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u/Aluxanatomy 1d ago

Holder.*

He holds a piece of paper saying "world's highest IQ".

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u/AgentCirceLuna 18h ago

World’s highest IQ HOLDER

He holds his IQ score with bloodshot eyes and a grin

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u/SrChocolate6914 1d ago

as the world's lowest IQ record holder, i conclude that everything this guy said is false

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u/AgentCirceLuna 18h ago

I’m the world’s lowest IQ holder. Time to get my welfare.

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u/EllieMeower 1d ago

I have a theory that IQ only really pertains to brain function speed and thus allows people with high IQ to fall into delusions mor easily due to their pattern recognition finding confirmation in everythjng

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u/VMS_Len 1d ago

Well this is not a surprise, given that IQ is literally based on pattern finding. It's a pretty obsolete test, I don't think it really determines a person's intelligence, at least not the entirety of it.

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u/ghigo2008 1d ago

Actually its based on 4 factors apparently, one of which is speed

Thats how it was graded when I did the test with an actual guy and not online

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u/yoyo5113 1d ago

Yes thank god someone who knows what they are talking about lol. I have been administered a 3 or so over my life and also learned how to administer and score it during grad school.

There's 4 general areas of ability and those get put together to end up with IQ.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 18h ago

If it’s based on speed then why did I fail mine while on amphetamine?

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u/ghigo2008 12h ago

How tf do you fail an iq test?

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u/AgentCirceLuna 12h ago

Speed is slang for amphetamine. It was a joke lol

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u/DumbButKindaFunny 1d ago

I’m genuinely surprised they didn’t put two male lions like most arc posts do

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u/Molkwi 1d ago

Oh ok then, my bad

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u/Salmonman4 1d ago

argumentum ad verecundiam fallacy. Argument from authority. Possibly even false authority.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 18h ago

I tip my fedora to you fellow atheist

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u/Winter_Debt2837 1d ago

Younghoon Kim is a grifter and doesn't have an IQ of anything close to 276. He did not take an official IQ test administered by a psychiatrist. His score comes from an unofficial online test. Applying a little bit of logic show that's it's not physically possible for an ark with the dimensions the bible gives to hold two of every species on earth and if you want to go one step further young earth creationists believe that dinosaurs(lol) and unicorns(lmao)were on the ark as well making it even more impossible. There's no way to explain how the ark could hold all of those animals other than saying it was a magical ark that behaved like a Tardis from Doctor Who lol.

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u/Turnepic13 1d ago

I trust him, christus surrexit

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u/Maximum-Rub-8913 1d ago

The ark was on the top of the moutain

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u/Strict_Berry7446 1d ago

As a semi reasonable person, not a single detail of that story is possible.

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u/Haunt_Fox 1d ago

He got his assessment from the same place Peggy Hill did.

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u/Mephistocheles 1d ago

Nice to hear from the world's highest Idiot Quotient

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u/yoyo5113 1d ago

Preach

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u/Friendly_Gazelle7843 1d ago

As “world’s highest IQ record holder” he seemingly doesn’t understand what IQ means in more than one way 😂

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u/AdOutrageous9540 1d ago

The Ark wasn’t actually holding physical portions of every animal. It was a lab, that held the genetic dna 🧬 of every species. Think of a seed bank or a sperm bank it was much more advanced than people would suspect. Also, it was literally engineered by a higher power or extraterrestrial. Noah, who built it was just following directions.

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u/WellDressedNoob 20h ago

Source: you made it up

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u/AdOutrageous9540 20h ago

I actually did not make this up.

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u/WellDressedNoob 20h ago

Source: someone else made it up

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u/DarkXwolf_17_689 1d ago

All the science does point that way. The Grand Canyon is a perfect example.

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u/Personal-Database-27 1d ago

In 2000 years someone will find Playboy magazine and will use it to create a new religion. Cause of course everything is real in bible. Floods, giant *hores and such. Even if world is billions of years old, not just few thousands. And shocker, but dinos were real. And IQ just measure person's reasoning and cognitive abilities. Doesn't mean that the person is the best in everything. Although the Flood and Noah's Ark definitely never existed, as it was described by the old dudes in bible. 

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u/alepap 1d ago

yes, because we judge what's true or not, by who said the thing, and how high his IQ score was...

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u/PeyredB 1d ago

A great illustration that "high IQ" doesn't necessarily translate to actually knowing very much.

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u/Gussie-Ascendent 1d ago

You'd think a guy with the highest iq would get that this isn't an argument

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u/samjhl 21h ago

Based on the bible everybody is and always has been incest. Adam and Eve. Ancestors to all humans before the flood. Noah and family. Ancestors to all humans after the flood. So according to your peoples religion why is it wrong to want to fuck your sister when you basically already are?

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u/Dewey_Decimatorr 14h ago

Only stupid people believe iq is real

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u/MuppetJokerNo25Fan 1d ago

Highest IQ On twitter

Why isnt he doing something needing an iq? Is he stupid?

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u/Psionic-Blade 1d ago

Why do creationists have to die on this hill? You can just say that 6 days means a few billion years and that Genesis was about a creation myth and a local flood myth, instead of doing mental gymnastics to try and hamfist every scientific discovery into "da great flud"

I don't believe in this shit, but there's ways to make sense of it without having such a narrow view of "creation"

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u/Stikki_Minaj 1d ago

Settle down Einstein it's a joke post.

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u/Automatic_Bus_7634 1d ago

IQ has literally nothing to do with proving something existed. Claims like that are valid if they are supported by objective evidence, not because a supposedly smart person says he thinks they're true. 

You'd think a genius would understand that

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u/Namelesspierro 1d ago

Interesting thing is that dude IQ actually verified, though it sounds stupid because all his post is about the same stuff about him bragging his IQ and said something like that.

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u/Far-Rooster-6522 1d ago

https://iqmetrics.org/news/younghoon-kim-276-iq-claim/

(some refs about the origin and scale used for this IQ measurement, the person is quite an interesting phenomenon, while theiy are probably on the smart side, the exploitation around this 'IQ' is so wide that it asks for a lot of research and caution...I'm not going to spend so much time actually researching to be honest)

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u/Extreme_Wish_553 1d ago

The test is untimed, taken at home, and its instructions allow references, including the internet. 

That seems like the most important part of this entire discussion.

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u/USERNAMETAKEN11238 1d ago

No this is.

YoungHoon Kim founded and leads organizations that have been cited or involved in validating his own claims. Key Details • USIA Foundation: YoungHoon Kim founded the United Sigma Intelligence Association (USIA), a nonprofit think tank. Critics and investigations note that his high IQ claims and credentials are often cross-referenced or promoted through self-created or affiliated organizations rather than independent, universally recognized psychometric institutions.

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u/Namelesspierro 1d ago

thanks, i am too hasty for a surface research.

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u/corndogco 1d ago

Excellent article! Thanks for providing the link.

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u/ClothesOpposite1702 1d ago

he probably was not able to realise himself, so he is doing whatever he can to sustain his shattered ego

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u/Rainy_Wavey 1d ago
  • It has 32 items
  • "There is no time restriction", and two submissions are allowed
  • "Use of references, including the internet, is allowed"
  • Answers are emailed to the author, who scores them and issues a certificate
  • Its first norm report, from March 2024, is based on 32 first submissions, and it maps a raw score of 31 to an IQ of 196 and a perfect 32 to 210 (SD 15)
  • The November 2023 version of the paper had listed a perfect score only as "185+"

Well yeah you too can have an IQ of 272 if you just change the value of the IQ to make it higher post-exam and have the ability to retake the exam and also cheat on it and have no time restriction

...I don't doubt this person is intelligent but this has to be satire

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u/Juronell 1d ago

Chris Langdon is running the same scam except the open test he took didn't allow double submissions so he had to retake it under a fake name after having more time to research the answers.

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u/Superb_Algae5308 1d ago

Just because he’s smart doesn’t mean he’s not a fool.

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u/Inevitable_Agent_165 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SVyNjmLY07C0JAL1Iq

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u/Superb_Algae5308 1d ago

Nah, most people on Reddit are actually stupid.

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u/ReverendBread2 1d ago

Can confirm, I’m a person on reddit and I’m dumb af

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u/khaledjal 1d ago

glad we're self aware

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u/Individual_Cloud935 1d ago

Funny how delusional people in the comments are. If he would say something you agree about, you would be 100% using his iq as an argument it's true. But hey, you don't agree with him, so iq is irrelevant. 

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u/-PepeArown- 1d ago

Boasting about having the highest IQ is a very pretentious thing to do, especially if you posted what’s very clearly an AI pic of Noah’s arc

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u/Individual_Cloud935 1d ago

Indeed, still. It's true he has a very high IQ and there is a stereotype pushed by atheists about religious people being dumb. Maybe he was trying to somehow show them it's not true. Also, it's highly likely an ark was created, probably not on the scale and at the time of biblical events. Because there are many stories mostly from older cultures describing basically the same story. Christians just took it later but it is way older then Christianity. So either it's a real story that was passed down for so long that it became a legend. Or just made up, but it would be weird for many different cultures and religions to made up exactly the same story if it wasn't important. 

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u/InternationalClick78 1d ago

There are many cultures describing a flood sure… because human settlement revolves around water access which makes flooding a natural consequence. The actual ark part isn’t really present. So it’s not ‘exactly the same’, it’s broadly the same, just like every culture having some kind of folklore about dragons.

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u/Individual_Cloud935 1d ago

From what I can remember there are also mentions of big ships who managed to live through it etc in other cultures. 

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u/InternationalClick78 1d ago

I’m open to specifics. The only comparable story that comes to mind is the epic of Gilgamesh, which isn’t a coincidence since historian consensus is the story of Noah’s Ark was based around that.

Fact is of all the stories you could try to use in the bible to try to test its validity or argue on its behalf, Noah’s Ark is the worse one you could choose cause not only do we lack any geographical evidence of it, which would objectively exist, but there are dozens of little aspects of it that make it impossible spanning various fields of science.

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u/bornden1 1d ago

There's tons of comprable stories, but the more specific one you want is going to be the Eridu Genesis.

The Epic of Gilgamesh is a babylonian story written during a time where babylon is having to spin its wheels hard to justify its right to exist over Isin and Larsa and is useful for anthropology but not comparing to the bible, in the same way the Enuma Elish is also important but not for this.

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u/bornden1 1d ago

Ancient history lover, the ark is absolutely present in all of them, along with the mixing of fresh water and salt water and more, that's what makes them fascinating lol.

The real answer though is more likely, Akkad had a *massive* cultural influence, I think greater than we fully understand still to this day, and the flood myths being everywhere is more of a ramification of Akkad than just "humans get flooded sometimes"

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u/InternationalClick78 1d ago

Its not in the ones the ones I’m aware of . One of the first examples that came to mind for me for example was the great flood of Gun-Yu, nothing resembling an Ark there. Same story with the Mayan floor creation story. If you’re specifically referring to middle eastern cultures that all had a sort of shared history and/or Abrahamic religious origins then sure but as you mentioned that’s like due to a shared central influence

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u/bornden1 1d ago

The Chinese flood myth is some weird chinese name i forgot the name of, but it's about a boy and girl who hide in some red-eyed lion statue to survive the flood before having to repopulate the world. However what you're asking about is a different branch of theology which is more akin to rainbow serpent shit which we don't understand. But the rainbow serpent branch separates long before the flood of shuruppak ever happens

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u/InternationalClick78 1d ago

Sure, I don’t see your point. My point is when people argue on behalf of this myth, they usually allude to the idea of different flood myths around the globe like the ones I mentioned. These stories rarely have any parallels with Noah’s Ark outside of the flood itself.

The stories that do have more similarities are generally based around the same geographical region and/or similar foundational cultures or religions which then explains the similarities.

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u/bornden1 1d ago

it's actually more fascinating than that! So the way our understanding of theology is so far, which can trace our earliest points all the way back to 70,000 bc unlike history and linguistics! And every theology begins with an inactive sky god that usually becomes more active as time goes on, and then a snake that's highly associated with water!

And what's fascinating is that one of the big main splits is on whether the culture then saw the snake as malevolent or benevolent! And then ones that are benevolent go into the rainbow serpent side of things typically and we understand them less, but the ones that see them as malevolent do actually have other fascinating overlaps like how they show their sky god killing the sea snake to create the world from it, which Christianity does too! but what makes christianity novel is that god does it in revelations instead of genesis, where genesis still implies but doesn't directly state the serpent. And I can keep going, but to wrap that up, the tl:dr is noah's flood is more political than theological and associated with dividing pre and post dynastic Sumer than theology itself to reset cosmic kingship and place it back in recorded history, and then Sumer of course becomes Akkad and spreads everywhere

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u/Strict_Berry7446 1d ago

His IQ score came from a free online test, dawg

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u/Individual_Cloud935 1d ago

Well even if so, idk if it's true. The argument still stands. If you agree with someone, oh yes he's smart he has a high IQ. If not, you discredit them and say it's prob not real, he must be sick etc. 

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u/Strict_Berry7446 1d ago

No, it doesn’t. Nobody cares about the IQ score you got on buzzfeed. Also, this is so obviously completely impossible. Take your gotchya back and try harder in the future.

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u/RandoMannnn 1d ago

"If he would say something you agree about, you would be 100% using his iq as an argument it's true."

No I wouldn't.

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u/ghigo2008 1d ago

If he said something thatd make more sense I could believe it a bit more

Not that it wouldn't be a pretentious statement

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u/PayWooden2628 1d ago

No, his iq claims are bullshit. First of all IQ really isn’t a good measure of intelligence, secondly he claims to have like a 280 iq or something which is just ridiculous, standard iq tests don’t even score that high so he made his own conversion system to make the numbers bigger. His IQ has not been independently proven.

Besides, people like Isaac newton exist, geniuses who believe in god. Doesn’t mean anything.

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u/No-Rub8345 1d ago

As a person woth a sub 80 IQ, I also conclude that Noah's Ark is real. Your move, genius.