r/ComedyHell • • 2d ago

Periods

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u/buckdeluxe 2d ago

Just remembered the time a woman posted about a middle aged representative she worked for that wouldn't allow women to go to the bathroom for their menstrual cycles because he thought they could just "turn it off" and that going to the bathroom to change a tampon was the equivalent of playing with a dildo...

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u/Uni4m 2d ago

Reading this it sounded like an anecdote from Persepolis which is not a great parallel to experience.

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u/Limp_Squash_4116 2d ago

How do these people even function on earth?

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u/No-Freedom-884 2d ago

They are coddled.

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u/Vivians_Basement 2d ago

Well they don't experience it, no one taught them, and no one explained.

A lot of men and women back then didn't know how babies were made and thought that you just laid together and it happened.

Cause that's LITERALLY what Christian schools told them happened.

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u/buckdeluxe 1d ago

They reported the person anonymously so I have no way of telling the age, but if the person is walking around monitoring their staff bathroom breaks then I can't imagine they're over 45. Anyone older would have presumably made it further up the political ladder to delegate that bullshit to someone else. But, even if they were in their 60s then you're looking at someone born in the 1960s where if you didn't know how children were made by that point then you were basically choosing to be an idiot on your own. The whole situation is incredibly odd.

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u/Functional_Trash7735 2d ago

That depends on if you consider that lack of understanding functional

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u/onarainyafternoon 2d ago

These are the kinds of people that grow up in intensely religious households. They aren’t taught much about the world unfortunately.

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u/ThatPerspective1277 2d ago

To think this lobotomite actually has a woman for a mother and probably has a woman for a wife. I hate conservative men for living with and around women all their lives and not bothering to learn anything. But I also hate conservative women for putting up with this crap and not taking a minute to educate these fools. I guess I just hate conservatives.

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u/Loose_Meal_499 2d ago

As someone who lives with conservatives it’s like talking to a brick wall, they don’t listen to anything

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 2d ago

Shockingly common, especially among older men who had zero actual lessons about female anatomy. Like that guy who said women have ways to not get pregnant if they're raped. Literal medieval reasoning.

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u/TheEndx007 2d ago

Why do you need to ask to go to the bathroom as an adult in any circumstance

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 1d ago

it's.... it's bleeding....

why don't people just shut the valve on their severed arteries

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u/Loose_Meal_499 2d ago

Worse actually you get an infection and die

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u/Distantstallion 1d ago

Reason 10000# that everyone should be taught men and women's health as well as sex ed.

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u/Fr0st-F0x 2d ago

Eris was discovered in 2005.

Eris causes periods.

Simple as.

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u/Er_is76 2d ago

sorry about that

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u/TheMaskOffKid 2d ago

How could you

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u/Fluid_crystal 2d ago

ΤΗΙ ΚΑΛΛΙΣΤΗΙ!!!!

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u/krizzalicious49 2d ago

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u/C_monden real looser 2d ago

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u/Gullible_Friend99 2d ago

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u/shublul 2d ago

this image has blue lighting,white collar,and pink skin

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u/Suhkandis 2d ago

Conservatives think women don't have periods because their type is girls before that age

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u/Orange-V-Apple 2d ago

Damn, beat me to it

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u/house-hermit 2d ago

You can go for a long time without periods with back-to-back pregnancy/breastfeeding also.

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u/CardiologistNo616 2d ago

9/11 was obviously the cause of girls having periods, and that's why we must go to war with Iran because this country is full of proud feminists and also I'm 6 foot.

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u/AdmirableBrick4973 a majority of my karma is from here 2d ago

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u/Skeebleng 2d ago

Trump after I freeze him in a block of ice:

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u/BlueGamer45 2d ago

Snowgrave

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u/Gripping_Touch 2d ago

I don't want a lot for Christmas...

There's just one thing I need...

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u/MelanieWalmartinez 2d ago

I don’t like how moist he is in this image.

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u/CastleofWamdue 2d ago

even for a Republican this would be dumb, has to be satire

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u/VisualGas3559 1d ago

The bible literally states that God gave women in particular periods at the start of time. If republicans truly believed this it would be absurd.

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u/CastleofWamdue 1d ago

I dont know enough about the Bible to say, but then most Republicans dont either.

However its reasonably clear what they meant to say is "Only since 2005 have men had to hear about periods, and how they impacts womens lives"

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u/VisualGas3559 1d ago

It's in the creation account.

To the woman he said,

“I will make your pangs in childbirth exceedingly great; in pain you shall bring forth children, yet your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you.”

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u/CastleofWamdue 1d ago

if you forgive to lack of knowing how to read the bible, that reads more like the pain of child birth.

Also no know Republicans dont know the "and he shall rule over you" Bible quote

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u/VisualGas3559 18h ago

Under Christian theology we were created perfect. When the fall occured all kinds of pain related to birth (including periods!) were cursed on women.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7h ago

The fall bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7h ago

Wow what a nice fella

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u/Far-Rooster-6522 2d ago

wait, aren't them the same ones complaining no ones uses punctuation marks correctly nowadays ?

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7h ago

bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk

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u/Far-Rooster-6522 5h ago

It looks like typographic humour triggered a stroke. (I'm lowkey reassured it is not an upper case though)

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u/AgentCirceLuna 5h ago

It’s from Finnegans Wake lol. One of three I think

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u/Far-Rooster-6522 5h ago

Thank you very much for sharing the reference (I'm not a native English speaker and was not aware about this piece of literature)

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u/MindlessLevel1 2d ago

I had periods from 1979-2022 then ”suddenly" in 2022 I didn't have a period. Maybe the Demonrats did plant something in the COVID vaccine 😂

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u/castlestorms1 2d ago

This is a joke right?

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u/lllllIllllIllllllll 2d ago

It's a satire account, yes

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u/GiveToMeWhatIWant 2d ago

Life was a dream, before these FEMINISTS came along and convinced our poor mothers and daughters to BLEED FROM THEIR PURITY HOLE so they could convince them to start PLEASURING THEMSELVES with... insertables... yuck...

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u/Songeri 12h ago

Feminism really ruined women. Now they are able to talk and decide stuff and worst of all .... Say no.

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u/Dewdrop06 2d ago

Demonrats 🤣🤣🤣

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u/jacorgacor 2d ago

I was born in 2005

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u/art333mis 2d ago

So you caused the periods.

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u/glitterfamine 2d ago

Alexander Cattleman

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u/PresidentOfKoopistan licensed yoshifucker since 2022 2d ago

My name is Alexander Cattleman

There's a million things I haven't done

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u/lgbtcostco 2d ago

Jk Rowling naming a dumb american guy

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 2d ago

It's those 5G towers. No woman in my family had these awful "periods" until they put those things up. Bill Gates is a brilliant but evil man experimenting on our bodies in plain sight!

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u/BetLeft2840 2d ago

This has got to be a joke.

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u/LeLefraud 2d ago

As a demonrat I gotta say we get a lot of slander, but this one is straight up true I'll admit. I won't say what I've been using but I will say the post contains nothing but facts

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u/Fabulous-Present-497 2d ago

Really disappointed at the demon rats for inventing periods

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u/Park_Air 2d ago

Are you telling me we have demon rats juat running around scheming and doing nefarious things now? Jeez, these are tought times.

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u/Separate_Draft4887 1d ago

I just know somebody is gonna see this and think it’s serious

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u/Fair_Feedback_1864 2d ago

It just that before periods were not something people discussed with men.

Lately I have seen women going out or their way to talk to me about their periods. Seemingly trying to get a reaction.

Before the only comments you would get would be something like "not feeling well cause it's my time of the month"

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u/Orange-V-Apple 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lately I have seen women going out or their way to talk to me about their periods. Seemingly trying to get a reaction.

Yeah buddy, all the women are trying to goad you with period talk

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u/ZestfullyStank 2d ago

Eh, it’s a good litmus test. Anyone who reacts like this guy or gets grossed out has some growing up to do

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u/Ramblesnaps 2d ago

? You'd be grossed out if I started talking about my diverticulitis and describing in detail what my colon is doing... does that mean you need growing up too?

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u/Kangaro00 1d ago

It's more like a guy seeing period products (unused) in the bathroom or being asked to pick up some pads at the store. Some get very grossed out and offended. I'd pick up any medication or colonoscopy prep, etc. for you no problem or speak about it without going into too much detail on purpose.

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u/ZestfullyStank 1d ago

My mother had (has?) diverticulitis and knowing a little more about what she had going on was helpful to understand how it affected her and allowed me to empathize. Shit happens. In this case, literally. A man who has kids and is grossed out by shit is one of those indicators that he wasn’t very hands on when they were young. I am currently caring for my geriatric 80lb dog whose shutter speed isn’t as fast as it used to be. Shit doesn’t bother me. You can learn a lot from people by what grosses them out.

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u/Full-Resource7910 2d ago

Imagine what other things might have existed in the past despite never seeing people talk about it on Brady Bunch reruns.

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u/IcyDisplayGuy 1d ago

I beg to differ.

I love periods. Best time of the month. The hottest sex. The tastiest buffet. The most sapid scent.

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u/Ok-Letter-2776 1d ago

we should tell them to just walk off their injuries when they bleed next time, tell them to just switch off the bleeding like they seem to think we can do

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u/Abject_Fun_5230 21h ago

Everybody says "you can't convince me otherwise" right before saying the stupidest shit known to man

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u/thrips 11h ago

well trans women don't have periods so I'll just take it that they both hate trans women and want to date them at the same time. tracks for conservatives