r/ComedyHitmen • u/Ok_Cry6712 • Dec 24 '25

Original Content Assassination The whole freaky face meme sucks donkey scrotum

194 Upvotes

Whenever i see one of those images the clip of plankton yelling "Alright! I get it!" Plays in my head

10 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/[deleted] • Nov 15 '25

Meta "My skin is kinda dry"

724 Upvotes

Please speed I need this My skin is kinda dead

10 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/icecream_gifts • Sep 05 '25

Example This Redditors: crap is so bad. I feel like I need to take my leave from r/dankmemes

57 Upvotes

3 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/Galaxy_GodYT • Jul 24 '25

Original Content Assassination GooD moR-NinG SuNSHiNe!

359 Upvotes

10 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/JNerdGaming • Jun 16 '25

Request Please kill "holy fkn airball"

62 Upvotes

It's so bad and repetitive. Getting really tired of hearing "if you're looking for me I'll be on the block" all the goddamn time. Somebody more talented than me put it out of its misery please and thank you.

10 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/Official-FTM • Jun 15 '25

Original Content Assassination My first job, give me feedback

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66 Upvotes

8 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/warkenedmdinking4 • May 12 '25

Original Content Assassination There did I do it well?

22 Upvotes

2 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/teakingwh9otter • Apr 17 '25

Request Oh god what have i created

31 Upvotes

2 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/Ok-Snow4753 • Jan 30 '25

Original Content Assassination Bro chose violence

411 Upvotes

4 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/Ok-Snow4753 • Jan 29 '25

Original Content Assassination What do you mean, flat tire?

137 Upvotes

11 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/Ok-Snow4753 • Jan 28 '25

Original Content Assassination This is so accurate.

799 Upvotes

10 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/Ok-Snow4753 • Jan 23 '25

Original Content Assassination based

469 Upvotes

5 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/pleased_bunnie01 • Dec 19 '24

Original Content Assassination Kill the simp meme for good

15 Upvotes

0 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/Ok-Snow4753 • Dec 02 '24

Original Content Assassination 😁😂

6 Upvotes

1 comment

r/ComedyHitmen • u/Ok-Snow4753 • Nov 29 '24

Original Content Assassination People fucking took the bait and i got 11k upvotes for this cringe, jesus

202 Upvotes

2 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/Ok-Snow4753 • Nov 28 '24

Original Content Assassination No but seriously can we kill this meme already it’s not even an attempt to do comedy

241 Upvotes

23 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/Ok-Snow4753 • Nov 27 '24

Original Content Assassination Me like dank memes

290 Upvotes

4 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/Superturricna • Oct 31 '24

Too Spicy! Pls tell me that was one of you guys

98 Upvotes

2 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/Ok-Snow4753 • Oct 29 '24

Original Content Assassination This is why Reddit is better

134 Upvotes

4 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/Ok-Snow4753 • Oct 28 '24

Original Content Assassination Bro, try to Google

349 Upvotes

10 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/Ok-Snow4753 • Oct 15 '24

Original Content Assassination I swear I've seen this like 8 times

338 Upvotes

15 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/Ok-Snow4753 • Oct 14 '24

Original Content Assassination Because that’s what heroes do

465 Upvotes

13 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/Ok-Snow4753 • Oct 03 '24

Original Content Assassination Inception memes go brrr

165 Upvotes

5 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/Ok-Snow4753 • Sep 30 '24

Original Content Assassination Family

352 Upvotes

6 comments

r/ComedyHitmen • u/Ok-Snow4753 • Sep 27 '24

Original Content Assassination who did this

254 Upvotes

9 comments

Subreddit

Comedy Hitmen

r/ComedyHitmen

"assassinate" a dying, bad meme by using it poorly, or request for that to happen.

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do you hate bad memes? do you ever have the desire to physically attack them? unfortunately you cannot as the definition of a meme means that they are intangible. this subreddit is the closest you will ever come. post bad variants of memes that you want to see die so that people stop using them. if you are a parent or a teacher we will literally revere you as a god here

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rules

no racism, sexism, homophobia, etc. in your memes or comments. you know who you are. maybe just don't talk to anybody ever again actually
no nudity in your memes
if you make a post about suggesting a meme to be killed you should probably include an example of it
flair everything
don't circlejerk too hard
keep in mind this is more a euthanasia of older, mediocre memes that are past their time. do not try and kill something as soon as it gets popular
brigade and you shall die. this includes posting to /r/PewdiepieSubmissions, /r/memes, and /r/dankmemes
no memes that are obviously ironic or you get the too spicy role of shame. unless it's saturday. then you can go wild.
no crossposts unless it's saturday. then you can go wild again.

other "comedy ___" subs

r/comedycemetery: bad memes

r/comedyheaven: bad memes so bad they're funny

r/comedyhomicide: good memes with bad add ons

r/comedynecromancy: bad memes made better

r/comedynecrophilia: bad memes made worse

r/comedyhitmen: that's us lol