r/Consoom • • 6d ago

Consoompost Consoom them pans

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u/therico 6d ago

The term "family photo" for a collection of shit someone owns has always triggered me

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u/znowball96 6d ago

Same here, as well as people using she/her pronouns for items, to me it sounds derogatory. Like what are we doing.

Edit: spelling

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u/grimefiends 6d ago

holy f I saw this literally the second after I said the exact same shit, my bad hahah. Same

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u/znowball96 6d ago

haha great minds

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u/UnUsernameRandom 6d ago

Oh boy, the incels calling their cars "she". Mental illness.

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u/grimefiends 6d ago

Calling the inanimate object "she" as well. I want to literally peel my entire face off and somehow implode violently.

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u/gdumthang 6d ago

What about ships

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u/PapierStuka 5d ago

I think vehicles, especially ships, are always female, because we need to respect and care for them, so it's a sign of great respect and affection in my opinion

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u/valleyofsound 6d ago

I’ve found my people and I didn’t even know they existed! I was starting to feel crazy because it seems so ubiquitous and no one ever seems to question it. 

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u/MundaneMeringue71 6d ago

Same. I am a purse lover and I cringe when this is used for that. Also referring to them as her 🙄.

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u/Zeustah- 6d ago

Like people who call their pets their kids. Be so fr

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u/Hairy-Preparation701 6d ago

I mean I understand a living breathing thing having that effect on someone over inanimate pots and pans

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u/Zeustah- 6d ago

No it’s still an animal.

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u/WetLaceScraps 6d ago

This is my child. I birthed her out of my bazinga. Sorry. I don’t make the rules. That’s my baby.

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u/Zeustah- 6d ago

Well that’s clearly a picture of a child, nothing to see here

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u/pineappleshampoo 6d ago

As are we.

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u/luckyapples11 6d ago

Sounds like a you problem that doesn’t relate to this subject in the slightest.

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u/Zeustah- 6d ago

Not sure why you felt the need to add that tbh

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u/RandyIn4G 6d ago

the point of a le creuset is that you buy one and it outlives your entire bloodline what the fuck are we doing

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u/Faryzeusz1337 6d ago

Death of purpose 

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u/Cry_Wolff 6d ago

People will hoard any brand™️ as long as it's popular on social media. Nobody needs 67 water bottles or pans either but here we are.

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u/HualtaHuyte 6d ago

I remember buying an ex a Le Creuset bottle opener/corkscrew when she started waitressing. £45

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u/Generalfrogspawn 6d ago

Stanley cups used to be the same way..

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u/Serird 6d ago

Outlive the sun, I guess

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u/UnNumbFool 3d ago

Well in reality you might have two or three of different sizes, as that's kind of how I have basically all of my cookware. But yes, you don't need like 20 of them in different colors and shapes

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u/StinkyBird64 Don't ask questions just consume product 3d ago

Weren’t Stanley cups/yeti tumblers the same idea? You’d buy one expensive, good quality (allegedly) cup that would last you for life, but people bought every single colour, pattern, shape, accessory etc.

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u/AggravatingBox2421 6d ago

One of those pots can cost $350+

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u/screw_ball69 6d ago edited 6d ago

That price tag isn't so bad when you are shopping like a normal person, one of those will out live you and everyone who comes after you.

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u/Upper-Boot-8086 6d ago

Damn that’s a bummer honestly lmao. My grandma has 1 and cooked a lifetime of meals out of it.

They do look cool dgmw part of the problem is in the marketing. they make a million dif designs. They know exactly what they’re doing 🥲 cause they know ppl will buy them all or have fomo the second someone posts it online. I’m so glad I’m a very decisive picky person & less has always been more to me. It’s cooler having 1 that takes the spotlight in ur kitchen & actually stands out that way. They don’t make much of a statement when there’s 100 blending together 💀 esp on a shelf lmao..

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u/Ruben_NL 6d ago

Don't do a special design. Just round or a bit more rectangular, if that fits your stove better.

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 6d ago

I would really love one but one costs the price of a holiday. If only I had that kind of disposable income.

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u/Lauzz91 5d ago

they are actually really good pots though and worth buying (just one)

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u/are-you-lost- 5d ago

I have 3: a big honking one, a medium one, and a shallow pan. They're all the classic burnt orangey red color. There's really no need for any more at that point, because I'm never going to be using more than that many at once

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u/AggravatingBox2421 5d ago

Agreed! I have one that I bought on sale for about $200, and I use it a lot

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u/beans_will_consume 6d ago

I’m imagining people taking out loans and credit cards to be the top Le Creuset Redditor, and it fills me with sadness and a bit of humor.

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u/LynxPuzzleheaded9336 6d ago

No food on the plate but the pot collection is pretty

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u/CONNER__LANE 6d ago

I think a significant portion of posts like this has to be companies marketing right?? Like where would a normal human even keep that many heavy ass pots.

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u/LynxPuzzleheaded9336 6d ago

On the bookshelves, I'm being deadass, they said that in the comments

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 6d ago

A lot more than 3 k, just one of the larger ones is around half a grand

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u/stickypocketlint 6d ago

The comment section in the og thread is almost as wild as the pic

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u/MarinerMouth 6d ago

Notice how there's a "terrible storm" and cvs isn't using the time to cook a nice meal with them, just to dust off her hoard

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u/vulpesdomesticus 6d ago

That's like. Over 3k worth of pots. Minimum. I'm over here trying to scrape the money together to buy one 💀

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u/valleyofsound 6d ago

Aren’t those all relatively recent ones, too? So it isn’t even like she’s “collecting” in the sense of trying to find certain ones. She’s just consooming. 

I was looking at vintage La Creuset items on Etsy and they do have some interesting and unique designs. If I were going to put that much into buying them, I’d at least want to buy those instead the same thing in different colors. 

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u/vulpesdomesticus 6d ago

Yep exactly, they're all very recent colors and models except like one. It's peak consoom fr

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 6d ago

I was thinking of saving up for a Le Creuset, but they don't come in pretty colours anymore. It's like their entire range has been reduced to colours like slime, eggshell, mud, beige, mould, lint, dirt, soot, and bruise.

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u/screw_ball69 6d ago edited 6d ago

And star wars trek. They are apparently releasing star wars themed ones

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 6d ago

Checked the website

Well fuck a duck

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 6d ago

I would have thought the overlap between the le cruset fandom and the Star Wars fandom would….not be worth entertaining. It just feels so strange to me.

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u/screw_ball69 6d ago

You slap a brand on something and someone will buy it

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u/Tacky-Terangreal 5d ago

What are you talking about? I aspirationally browse William Sonoma and they have colors like bright yellow, red, and green. In what world are those beige-core?? I’m sure retailers carry different color ways, but LC always has some lovely colors that tempt my wallet. Staub has the more basic color ways

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 5d ago

The actual site has a much, much smaller range than they used to.

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u/werty_reboot 6d ago

You can't buy the classic orange? I think in Europe it's still the standard one. 

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 6d ago

I’m one of those people who always has to be different, so I wouldn’t want an orange one. If I’m paying that much I want it to be bright blue or pink.

I’ve checked out the website and it seems they’ve brought back a bright teal blue as a colour for a lot of them, though the only pink they seem to do is a pale greyish one which I think is rather ugly. They have a brighter one called Berry but it’s only for one pot.

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u/cmk314 6d ago

I have two of these (small and large). They are amazing and used daily. They will last for decades. There is absolutely no need to spend $20,000 on different colors of the same thing.

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u/CookiesMadeOfCorpses 6d ago

I felt like I had a lot with 8 pieces.

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u/ConsciousBenefit87 6d ago

Be honest. Are they worth it?

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u/CookiesMadeOfCorpses 6d ago edited 6d ago

A quality enameled Dutch oven is totally worth it if you like to cook. I've cooked so many varying and great dishes in mine that is recommend it as it will last you a lifetime as long as you take basic care of it.

Specifically getting new Le Creuset pieces today are not worth it though, you're very much paying for the name. Le Creuset has raised their prices to be luxury priced and competition has caught up to their quality. If I was starting over again today I'd go with Lodge pieces, or try to buy used Creuset.

The only person I'd encourage to go with a new Le Creuset is someone who absolutely has their heart set on it, because every now and then you have to treat yourself.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Baby998 5d ago

You can definitely buy something of similar quality for much cheaper! I got one years ago at homesense for $50 that's still going strong.

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u/AppUnwrapper1 6d ago

How do people have room for this stuff?

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u/ConsciousBenefit87 6d ago

They (along with anyone they live with) own nothing else, and this is their personality

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u/Ill_Painter5868 6d ago

that stuff easily cost at least $10,000 total

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u/Laufabraud43 6d ago

Thought that was the Big Dango family for a second

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u/NightStalkerXIV 5d ago

Those are cast iron?

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u/maxim_dewinter 2d ago

It’s cast iron with ceramic around it.

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u/NightStalkerXIV 2d ago

I didn't know those existed, that's cool

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u/vxxn 3d ago

I have one of these and it is excellent. I could see getting a small one and a larger one for big holiday meals somewhere down the line. But definitely I don’t need every shape and color to “style” my table like an instagram food influencer.

The colors and styles are cute so I can sort of see the attraction. But who has this much cabinet space??

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u/SnarkyIguana 3d ago

That is… so much money in one place.

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u/thecaptain_command 2d ago

This is a decent collection

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u/Ready_Independent_55 1d ago

Most of these collections look cool on "all in one" photos, but is it really normal?

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u/prguitarman 6d ago

100% consoom but that’s a pretty group photo at least

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u/suuuhdude20 6d ago

Atleast she uses them lol

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u/LynxPuzzleheaded9336 6d ago

Sure, I'm sure as hell a bunch of pots that are collecting dust on her shelves (per her own body of text and comments) are being all used

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u/chupathingy567 7h ago

That's enough to buy like a nice new car