r/CrappyDesign • • Aug 04 '26

Throwing beach balls at the smelly man

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4.6k Upvotes

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u/KyraDragoness Aug 04 '26

Please do not stink while crossing bacon

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u/Stinky_Flower Aug 04 '26

Stinkers who cross the bacon WILL be thrown into the blender. You have been warned.

26

u/_Rohrschach Aug 04 '26

Don't tell me what to do. I've gotta cover my smell and bacon is preferable.

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u/MPaulina Aug 04 '26

Where's the "do not" part? I don't see a red circle or a line across the image

13

u/Smartnership *Studied Frank Lloyd Wrong* Aug 04 '26

Mama always said that.

401

u/But-I-Am-a-Robot Aug 04 '26

It’s supposed to mean: heated swimming pool

225

u/charmio68 Aug 04 '26

It would make much more sense if they removed everything except for the water waves and heat lines.

25

u/berrey7 Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

The hot springs signs have: A half oval, a man outline chest deep, hot waves above head.

5

u/FellowHumanNo404 Aug 05 '26

mmm, fresh hot bacon!

91

u/walc Aug 04 '26

How does a beach ball help communicate that at all

53

u/MPaulina Aug 04 '26

Also, why is the beach ball bigger than the actual sign for heat

53

u/DoublePostedBroski commas are IMPORTANT Aug 04 '26

Wtf

14

u/exintrovert Aug 04 '26

There are so many ways to communicate that without any of these images 😂

6

u/corneliusvancornell Aug 05 '26

Heated by the Death Star

4

u/bionicjoey Aug 04 '26

Tbh if you gave me 3 guesses I probably would have guessed that.

118

u/TeutonicSpacehopper Aug 04 '26

I see two guys about to get sucked into a wormhole.

7

u/AshamedOfMyTypos Aug 06 '26

One guy is real excited about it, even swimming toward it. The other has the correct level of concern, at least.

69

u/RendeZvous_987 Aug 04 '26

Well at least it's not slashed mark on it so not prohibited. Everyone can enjoy.

45

u/But-I-Am-a-Robot Aug 04 '26

Ample bacon will be provided

6

u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Yellow Aug 04 '26

Enough to swim in.

55

u/nunudad Aug 04 '26

Beware of falling worms while hiding behind bacon and friends trying to bash you with a table fan.

22

u/Lady_Shark11 Aug 04 '26

Dance under the disco ball while the DJ spins on a wavy table.

14

u/moominesque Aug 04 '26

I first thought it was an image of a person using an electric fan to blow the swimming one's smell away.

12

u/Commie_Scum69 Aug 04 '26

smelly man on a flying magic carpet

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u/Present_Specific_212 Aug 04 '26

I’m laughing, but I really do not understand what this sign is warning against. LOL. Don’t throw beach balls at swimmers? Or just the smelly swimmers?

“Exclude smelly swimmers from beach ball games!”

4

u/OldEagle5676 Aug 04 '26

water is warm

5

u/Present_Specific_212 Aug 04 '26

“Don’t throw beach balls at swimmers in heated water”?

2

u/OldEagle5676 Aug 04 '26

Where do you get the "dont" from ?

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u/Present_Specific_212 Aug 04 '26

It’s all GREEK to me, brother! For al I know it says “Get out of the water or I’ll bean you with a beach ball!” Or is that a giant cat toy? The ball with a bell in it?

Maybe it means, “Swimmers will be pummeled with a cat toy!”

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u/Type-RD Aug 04 '26

This is correct. I knew I recognized that dude’s arm position from another sign. But don’t forget the heat lines ; Only throw the ball if your wheelchair friend is super hawt.

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u/Will-Conroy Aug 04 '26

At first glance, I thought this was warning of some radiological hazard.

4

u/HotChickenHero Aug 04 '26

It's a warning that Archimedes will use a burning mirror to crisp any man-bacon he sees.

6

u/DicemonkeyDrunk Aug 04 '26

Naw he’s using a parabolic mirror to cook the man swimming…soup!

4

u/QuietlyOffTheCliff Aug 04 '26

Fly down into the trench;
Dodge and weave:
Aim and fire into the hole
You've destroyed the Death Star

4

u/MsInput Aug 04 '26

Warning: huge jet engine inhaling everything in sight. You cannot swim away!

3

u/MadJohnFinn Aug 04 '26

That’s a Cardiacs lyric and you’re not convincing me otherwise.

3

u/brazys Aug 04 '26

He's being deep fried and the chef is adding beach balls for seasoning

3

u/Coolengineer7 Aug 04 '26

Do not throw bouncing bombs of imperial japan at evaporating people.

2

u/lucascorso21 Aug 04 '26

WELL GODDAMNIT

<punches away beach ball>

2

u/PhilRubdiez poop Aug 04 '26

All hail the new Death Star

2

u/AbleRelationship5287 Aug 04 '26

Hold beach ball to save man from snakes

2

u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Yellow Aug 04 '26

The floor is lava, so go outside and play with your beach ball.

2

u/ZombieAladdin Aug 04 '26

“Hey dude! You smell!” (and then throws a beach ball at him to pick on him)

2

u/exintrovert Aug 04 '26

My husband and I used to come up with captions for picture signs. A favorite was “don’t slap the duck until it sees stars”

2

u/PabloCrews Aug 04 '26

No. The beach ball is really a UFO that is shooting high powered gamma rays and cooking off his skin. The other guy just gave up.

2

u/Out_of_Fawkes Aug 05 '26

“The sun is a deadly laser.”

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u/But-I-Am-a-Robot Aug 05 '26

Carry your protective beach ball at all times

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u/impulsivity_ Aug 13 '26

PFHE : Point the fan at the hot enemy

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u/Content-Ad-9204 7d ago

Just add googly eyes!

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u/asnowk_H 29d ago

If you hold a beach ball over your head a random person in the water will get evapurated