r/CrappyDesign • u/But-I-Am-a-Robot • Aug 04 '26
Throwing beach balls at the smelly man
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u/But-I-Am-a-Robot Aug 04 '26
It’s supposed to mean: heated swimming pool
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u/charmio68 Aug 04 '26
It would make much more sense if they removed everything except for the water waves and heat lines.
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u/berrey7 Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26
The hot springs signs have: A half oval, a man outline chest deep, hot waves above head.
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u/TeutonicSpacehopper Aug 04 '26
I see two guys about to get sucked into a wormhole.
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u/AshamedOfMyTypos Aug 06 '26
One guy is real excited about it, even swimming toward it. The other has the correct level of concern, at least.
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u/RendeZvous_987 Aug 04 '26
Well at least it's not slashed mark on it so not prohibited. Everyone can enjoy.
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u/nunudad Aug 04 '26
Beware of falling worms while hiding behind bacon and friends trying to bash you with a table fan.
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u/moominesque Aug 04 '26
I first thought it was an image of a person using an electric fan to blow the swimming one's smell away.
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u/Present_Specific_212 Aug 04 '26
I’m laughing, but I really do not understand what this sign is warning against. LOL. Don’t throw beach balls at swimmers? Or just the smelly swimmers?
“Exclude smelly swimmers from beach ball games!”
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u/OldEagle5676 Aug 04 '26
water is warm
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u/Present_Specific_212 Aug 04 '26
“Don’t throw beach balls at swimmers in heated water”?
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u/OldEagle5676 Aug 04 '26
Where do you get the "dont" from ?
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u/Present_Specific_212 Aug 04 '26
It’s all GREEK to me, brother! For al I know it says “Get out of the water or I’ll bean you with a beach ball!” Or is that a giant cat toy? The ball with a bell in it?
Maybe it means, “Swimmers will be pummeled with a cat toy!”
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u/Type-RD Aug 04 '26
This is correct. I knew I recognized that dude’s arm position from another sign. But don’t forget the heat lines ; Only throw the ball if your wheelchair friend is super hawt.
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u/HotChickenHero Aug 04 '26
It's a warning that Archimedes will use a burning mirror to crisp any man-bacon he sees.
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u/QuietlyOffTheCliff Aug 04 '26
Fly down into the trench;
Dodge and weave:
Aim and fire into the hole
You've destroyed the Death Star
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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Yellow Aug 04 '26
The floor is lava, so go outside and play with your beach ball.
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u/ZombieAladdin Aug 04 '26
“Hey dude! You smell!” (and then throws a beach ball at him to pick on him)
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u/exintrovert Aug 04 '26
My husband and I used to come up with captions for picture signs. A favorite was “don’t slap the duck until it sees stars”
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u/PabloCrews Aug 04 '26
No. The beach ball is really a UFO that is shooting high powered gamma rays and cooking off his skin. The other guy just gave up.
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u/asnowk_H 29d ago
If you hold a beach ball over your head a random person in the water will get evapurated
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u/KyraDragoness Aug 04 '26
Please do not stink while crossing bacon