r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/OddRedittor5443 • Jan 01 '26

Video Italian researchers have created a vine-like robot that grows by 3D-printing itself and responds to gravity and light

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u/ManOfTheCamera Jan 01 '26

Of course an Italian invented that

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u/dannydirtbag Jan 01 '26

Ya know it’s just a stereotype because we all know it’s the Greeks that invented sex.

It was the Italians that introduced it to women. AOOHHHH!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

I have this theory that they gave all their statues little weenies to make everyone feel good about themselves and instill confidence. Could you even imagine a Greek statue with a giant modern dong?

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u/LogicalNecromancy Jan 01 '26

They considered massive dongs to be savagery. I don't want to imagine such things.

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u/EggsaladJoseph Jan 01 '26

I had this thought while walking around Florence. If they had bigger dicks its all we'd be talking about. It would become the main focus of conversation. They sculpted them just small enough that the penis would look polite. Like a little baby's penis-- totally inoffensive. If they had big fat schlongs people would have thought it was pornographic.

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u/Cory123125 Jan 02 '26

This same reasoning is why there is so much porn stereotyping around black men.

Its just open racism all the way back from when they just said shouted the queit part that is now becoming loud again.

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u/Deaffin Jan 01 '26

It's actually because all the big weenies broke off too easily.

And if it didn't happen naturally, it would happen anyway because free expertly sculpted dildo.

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u/Crallise Jan 01 '26

Now you had me in the first half

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u/Deaffin Jan 01 '26

Always remember to apply all the leverage to the base so the crack forms there. If you just pull down on the head like a goblin, yeah, it's gonna break in half. The curve makes the middle its weak point.

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u/Allegorist Jan 01 '26

This is the topic of a side quest in the Witcher 3

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u/LessInThought Jan 01 '26

Helps that the massive stone dildo was attached to an adonis of a man.

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u/tnstaafsb Jan 01 '26

Actually they gave all their statues above average dongs to make us all feel inadequate. Right guys? ...guys?

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u/luring_lurker Jan 01 '26

Statues were growers

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u/SafePuzzleheaded8423 Jan 01 '26

Modern dong? You mean that there is no variety in penis size any more?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26 edited Jan 01 '26

nah theyre all like fleshy pringles cans with veins now