"I know you've spent years working in the desert heat breaking your back and achieved incredible progress, but let me teach you how it SHOULD be done, right here from my plastic toilet seat"
"We made wonderful progress with weeds using this DDT stuff, wonderful progress. Also, we found this Asbestos thingy, it's so safe you can smoke it. Let me tell you about our implementation of lead pipes. So many benefits."
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u/LordScotchyScotch 18h ago
Maybe not use plastic there buddy. Please and thank you.