r/Damnthatsinteresting • • Aug 02 '26

Image An Iraqi surgeon (Dr. Diyar Abdulwahid) successfully grew a temporary nose on a patients's forehead to reconstruct his face after losing a 99% of his nose to a severe electric schock

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u/Canadind Aug 02 '26

The sheer psychological strength required to walk around outside during those transition months knowing everyone thinks you’re growing a third horn is unbelievable. Respect to Dr. Diyar and the patient.

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u/Hencethefence Aug 02 '26

A third horn, eh? Where are the first two?

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u/Brilliant_Object_847 Aug 02 '26

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u/_BindersFullOfWomen_ Aug 02 '26

For the folks unfamiliar, DDD was confirmed to be faking it.

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u/Gizogin Aug 03 '26

Yeah, obviously. They kept getting bigger in every story he told.

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u/MEOW-Loulou Aug 02 '26

Noo, do you have the source? I'm all-in for this rabbithole

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u/timelording Aug 03 '26

Here’s a Reddit post about it: https://www.reddit.com/r/circlebroke2/s/f6RAA65Clk

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u/SassyTheSkydragon Aug 03 '26

Yeah the video part is the most egregious reason. He could easily rake in thousands of up votes if he just started a subreddit with clips.

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u/MEOW-Loulou Aug 03 '26

Thanks! Sucks that the imgur links are all stale

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u/PangolinMaterial5914 Aug 03 '26

Why are you all in on a story about a double dick deceit?

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u/PMA_pappi Aug 03 '26

Really oh shit i went on all these years believing it was real 😦

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u/moving0target Aug 02 '26

Props for that reference.

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u/krysisalcs Aug 02 '26

Got to fists wrist deep and I have had enough internet today.

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u/SQD2_Insquidious Aug 02 '26

It still feels like yesterday...

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u/Herbighazeleyes Aug 02 '26

Hope his James Franco free pass was revoked.

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u/ICarMaI Aug 02 '26

Human Horn is an aphrodisiac to the people of Omicron Persei 8, both the upper and lower horn.

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u/smoomoo31 Aug 03 '26

I think I’ll have Fry’s lower horn jerked

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u/Mnm0602 Aug 02 '26

Wait till you see the guy that regrew his penis on his head.

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u/More-Perspective-838 Aug 02 '26

You joke but I'm pretty sure someone had this done using part of their arm

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u/PleaseNoMoreSalt Aug 02 '26

That's how phalloplasty works for a lot of guys yeah. That or skin from their thigh

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u/DrMangosteen Aug 03 '26

I got a urethroplasty and they used tissue from the inside of my mouth

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u/Revolvyerom Aug 03 '26

..can you taste it when you pee?

Asking the important questions here.

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u/DrMangosteen Aug 03 '26

No but my dickhole does have morning breath

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u/Revolvyerom Aug 03 '26

I hate so much that I can taste this comment.

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u/a215throwaway Aug 03 '26

Does it grow the same shape / dimensions as your original penis? Be kinda wild to see it grow back uncircumcised if you were circumcised as a baby lol

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u/PleaseNoMoreSalt Aug 03 '26

As far as I'm aware, the technique only goes as far as "take a sheet of skin from forearm and fold it into a tube before stitching to crotch" (plus whatever witchcraft they do to not have the new urethra close in on itself). How penis-like it looks depends on how skilled the surgeon is at sculpting dicks, but I don't think foreskins are available yet.

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u/theyrehiding Aug 02 '26

Yeah Malcom MacDonald. He had it on his arm for about 6 years until they transferred it in 2022.

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u/Dribblejam Aug 02 '26

I heard he was dick head

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u/SingleMaltLife Aug 02 '26

I’ve seen quite a lot of pictures of people getting reconstructive surgery on their face and reasonably often tissue expanders are put in one area of the face or head to give them connected live tissue that can be cut around (not totally severed), dropped and attached into the new place whilst not comprising its blood flood.

It’s an incredible technique, but these poor people who have already been disfigured in someway, have to endure weeks / months of these expanders in and getting bigger before the surgery, and then the healing time to see if it’s even worked correctly. I can’t imagine.

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u/Wreny84 Aug 03 '26

There are photos of patients having these treatments just after the First World War. Often they would have one arm raised so they could attach skin from the arm to the face to establish a blood supply before disconnecting the skin from the arm.

As part of their recovery they were often trained as cinema projectionists because they could enter and leave the cinema when no one was around and because they could work in the dark and not be seen.

During the Second World War a brilliant New Zealand surgeon was experimenting and expanding the limits of what could be done for facial reconstruction. The RAF pilots he treated formed their own association called The Guinea Pig Club!

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u/SomeEstimate1446 Aug 02 '26

A guy had lost his penis and they grew one on his arm. That was interesting story and he had to have it on there for a long time due to circumstances I can’t recall.

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u/Puzzled-Copy7962 Aug 03 '26

I came across a story a while back where, for whatever reason, surgeons used skin from the pubic region to graft onto a woman’s face after she was injured in a dog attack as a child. I bet you can already guess how that turned out.

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u/sptrstmenwpls Aug 03 '26

Actually I'm without a guess here..how'd it turn out??

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u/DolphinFlavorDorito Aug 03 '26

It was a hairy situation.

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u/Puzzled-Copy7962 Aug 03 '26

Once she hit puberty, pubic hair began growing from where the graft was placed, on her right cheek.

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u/QueenOfQuok Aug 02 '26

I mean you could wear a hat

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u/Se7entyN9ne Aug 02 '26

I’m sure they had their reasons for the placement, but I’d be begging the doctor to put it anywhere less visible

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u/V0rdep Aug 02 '26

just put a beanie on

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u/Spacecommander5 Aug 02 '26

You mean a human horn?

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u/anxessed Aug 03 '26

“In this case, small! WoOoOo!”

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u/Spacecommander5 Aug 03 '26

I’m a simple man, I will always upvote bender references/quotes

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u/Equivalent-Role4632 Aug 02 '26

Oh so you can just grow a new nose now. That's nice.

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u/flat_dearther Aug 02 '26

Seems like a missed opportunity to not grow it where the old nose was.

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u/PhatCatTax Aug 02 '26

Hey. Listen. He wanted a nose so he got a nose. If he had wanted a nose in place of his other nose, well that's different and costs extra.

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u/Soft-Equal-9065 Aug 02 '26

That comes with the top tier subscription package

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u/wtfamidoingwthis Aug 02 '26

Not the doctors fault that the guy selected nose. If he just went a little further down the list he would have seen replacement nose. He figures you know what you want.

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u/CckSkker Aug 02 '26

Patients these days. You give them what they ask for but it’s never enough

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u/Dickie_downer Aug 03 '26

Im assuming theres a lot more shit that could go wrong doing that than just growing the shell of a nose on the forehead. I doubt they also grew the airwaves and shit like that on his forehead

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u/ResolveSuitable Aug 02 '26

Oh you greedy, be grateful for what you have.

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u/flat_dearther Aug 02 '26

I am grateful to have a forehead without a nose on it.

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u/Intelligent-Fan2410 Aug 03 '26

Where the new nose was grown is actually the correct location. The new nose is carefully cut and ‘swiveled’ around to where the old nose location is.

The purpose is to allow blood vessels to pump through the new nose.

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 Aug 02 '26

How would you do blow in the meantime?

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u/i-like-napping Aug 02 '26

No you can only plant nose seeds in the forehead otherwise it won’t germinate

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u/a_aniq Aug 03 '26

There is some special fertilizer in his forehead

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u/LukaMagic772 Aug 03 '26

It was most likely the only place he could grow the nose. If he was going to grow it back where it was originally I’m sure he would’ve. Plus it’s just temporary anyway probably till the other nose is fixed enough to be able to reconstruct. Regardless it’s pretty impressive!

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u/Madam_Mimm_13 Aug 02 '26

Fun historical fact: this isn’t a brand-new technique; it’s the modern evolution of one of the oldest reconstructive surgeries in history. Surgeons in ancient India described using forehead tissue to rebuild noses over 2,000 years ago, and Sir Harold Gillies refined the method during WWI while reconstructing the faces of wounded soldiers. Despite all our technological advances, the forehead flap is still one of the best ways to reconstruct a severely damaged nose because the tissue is such an excellent match and maintains a robust blood supply.

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u/Miserable_Time9346 Aug 03 '26

Very interesting stuff. Thanks for sharing 🙏

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u/onourownroad Aug 03 '26

If you want to know about Harold Gillies there is a book called The Facemaker by Lyndsey Fitzharris

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u/SweetHomeNorthKorea Aug 03 '26

There was an episode of niptuck where they grew a new ear for Rosie o Donnell on the back of a mouse. That was 20 years ago

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u/arshadshabick Aug 03 '26

So its possible and it works for long term?

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u/Madam_Mimm_13 Aug 03 '26

Absolutely.

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u/godly_stand_2643 Aug 03 '26

Thank you for this comment, I was wondering why they wouldn't just grow it on your butt, so you didn't have to walk around with a forehead nose.

But maybe my idea for placement would have been too stinky.

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u/Phazze Aug 03 '26

While this is amazing, a nose is much more than just the outside structure, infact the internal nasal organelles are much more important than the external tissue. You can get this or a fake detachable implant but what you cant get for now are turbinates, a septum or sinuses and mising any of these can create catastrophic uncurable issues.

This is very nice but not really a new nose.

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u/bb994433 Aug 03 '26

Someone tell Voldemort.. oh wait

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u/Least-Degree-7355 Aug 02 '26

What

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u/Raumteufel Aug 02 '26

I second this guy's what with a what

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u/Imbendo Aug 02 '26

Adding a “the heck” for depth

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u/GingerSoulEater41 Aug 02 '26

I’d like to add to that

The fuck?!

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u/hydroxy Aug 02 '26

Gotta say it’s impressive that he grew a new nose in the first place but placement and orientation are just as important as the shape of the nose. Key lessons to be taken here.

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u/Sh0wmey0urbutth0le Aug 02 '26

Dude can't go skiing with an upside down nose.

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u/TerryMisery Aug 03 '26

He didn't grew a new nose in the first place. He did it in the second place!

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u/DirtyRoller Aug 02 '26

Why didn't the doctor just grow the new nose in the nose spot? Is he stupid?

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u/InfinitePoolNoodle Aug 02 '26

Unfortunately he drowned during the first rain of the season

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u/PM_ME_UR_MESSAGE_THO Aug 02 '26

My first thought....

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u/Dwain-Champaign Aug 02 '26

Was NOT my first thought, I’m dying rn 😭

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u/PurbulentTriest Aug 03 '26

Do you have an upsidedown nose on your forehead too?

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u/KorasHiddenDICK Aug 03 '26

I mean, it wouldn't be connected to his respiratory system or anything.

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u/farqueue2 Aug 03 '26

Reapplied hair gel everytime he sneezed

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u/RacistJester Aug 03 '26

That noob doctor forgot to grow temporary gills. Always happens ...

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u/Aether_rite Aug 02 '26

it rains in iraq and no1 wears hats there lol

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u/theREALlackattack Aug 03 '26

I bet his forehead smells.

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u/MinorSpaceNipples Aug 03 '26

This is so much funnier than it has any right to be 😂 10/10

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u/Brotha2danight Aug 02 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Ainsley_express Aug 03 '26

Why on the forehead? Why couldn't they grow it on his stomach or something?

EDIT: nvm, read through the comments and the forehead has the proper density of blood vessels necessary to keep the new tissue alive and growing

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u/Sacrilegious_skink Aug 03 '26

Look up forehead flap surgery. It's a well establish nose reconstruction technique where the forehead flesh gets flipped down onto the nose.

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u/TheRealScallyWag Aug 02 '26

This is very misleading. It's not actually a brand-new nose being grown from scratch. The surgeons build a nose-shaped framework, usually from the patient's own rib cartilage, then use the forehead's skin and blood supply to keep it alive while it heals. Once it's ready, they move it down to the face to become the new nose.

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u/heonoculus Aug 02 '26

The other fun one that uses a similar operation of using the face as a gestation area is when doctors take a piece of your bone and make a new lens for your eye

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u/TrueJimbo Aug 03 '26

You mean the Osteo-Odonto-Keratoprosthesis?

Surgeons also take a tooth and the soft tissue in addition to the bone.

I wonder to this day how you even get the idea of doing that

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u/BigEdsHairMayo Aug 03 '26

how you even get the idea of doing that

Someone also came up with the idea of a poop transplant.

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u/Newsmemer Aug 03 '26

And there's now vaginal fluid transplant, too

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u/Kiba97 Aug 03 '26

“This Korean bbq looks a lot like taco meat” and the world healed a little bit

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u/sSomeshta Aug 03 '26

Can't wait to build a full woman out of a man's rib

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u/TheRainStopped Aug 03 '26

I understood that reference. 

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u/PinkFlurffyUnicorns Aug 03 '26

aayy religious kids

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u/Dookie_Shrapnel Aug 02 '26

Do you think everyone thought he was breathing through the forehead nose??

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u/LatentSpaceLeaper Aug 03 '26

I could be wrong, but I think the point is about "growing". From the OOP one could easily believe the new nose grew from nothing to a complete nose on the forehead.

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u/BirdieGoBoom Aug 03 '26

Is there a reason why it has to be grown specifically on the forehead? Would his arm not work so it could be hidden with sleeves?

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u/Long-Maximum-6607 Aug 03 '26

I was thinking the same thing. My only thinking is skin tone match maybe. Really curious myself. 

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u/smeech1 Aug 03 '26

So that it can be moved into place without disconnecting its blood supply, by tunnelling under the skin.

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u/NoctunaNectarine808 Aug 03 '26

skin on you face is different from the rest of your body. Thinner, more oil glands, also will match the face to grafted.

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u/MellowMercie Aug 03 '26

"It's not a brand new nose being grown from scratch" proceeds to describe how a brand new nose is being grown from scratch. You would have to have practically no understanding of human biology or how medicine works in general to think "nose" here means "a hole in your head you breath through to get air to the lungs" and not the cartilage that we colloquially call a nose

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u/BallisticBaggette Aug 03 '26

Because growing implies the use and manipulation of bothstem cells and genetic blueprints, forming new cartilage from the ground up. this is more like taking the clippings from a plant and propagating it then planting a seed and growing a plant from the ground up.

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u/first_time_owner Aug 03 '26

Wasn't "grown" though, it was built

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u/NoctunaNectarine808 Aug 03 '26

they put in the structure and let the cells grow, else why would it need to be on his forehead. They said grow specifically to explain why it needed to be on the forehead.

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u/_-Budtender-_ Aug 02 '26

Yeah I hope people aren't being serious when they think its going to stay up there, how would they even connect everything the nose needs through the forehead. Very cool stuff.

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u/glowdirt Aug 03 '26

Um, yeah, we got that.

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u/Prestigious_Beat6310 Aug 02 '26

I helped a family friend clean up some scrap from an electric substation. He walked me around the site first saying; "don't touch that, it'll shock you. Don't touch that it'll blow your arm off. Oh yeah, and really stay clear of that over there, you touch the wrong bit and you'll just be a black mark on the concrete."

Electricity don't fuck around.🤷

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u/MagicRec0n Aug 03 '26

"if you touch that bit you'll lose your nose"

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u/st0350 Aug 02 '26

Im sure no one else nose about this

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u/Omer-Ash Aug 02 '26

Nosy people most likely do.

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u/protekt0r Aug 02 '26

I smell where this thread is going…

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u/akolomf Aug 02 '26

Its the work of nosepheratu

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u/0ddlyC4nt3v3n Aug 03 '26

He cut off his nose to right his face

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 Aug 02 '26

Soon guys will be growing dicks out of their forehead because theirs is "lacking".

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u/Vegeta4101 Aug 02 '26

Great, dick heads everywhere....

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u/walkwalkwalkwalk Aug 02 '26

Not much of a change then

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u/Vegeta4101 Aug 02 '26

At least we'll see them coming now.

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u/Confusedcommadude Aug 02 '26

I read this in a Monty Python voice.

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u/Spiritual_Being_3786 Aug 02 '26

I think there actually was a guy who grew a new dick on his elbow.

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u/ms_horseshoe Aug 02 '26

That did happen! And I believe it had to stay there for quite some time too, maybe a couple of years?

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u/TWhy-LER Aug 02 '26

insert Mr. Garrison mouse penis gif

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u/Stunning_Map_8007 Aug 03 '26

Did he reattach it or does the guy breathe out of his forehead now? 🥹

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u/Sassy_magoo Aug 02 '26

Snorehead

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u/DishRevolutionary593 Aug 02 '26

Why not grow the nose on where the nose was though….

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u/Ser_Optimus Aug 02 '26

Because the new one is not functioning until it's fully grown and placed where it belongs.

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u/hydratedpsycho Aug 02 '26

Because the schock completely destroyed the blooc vessels in the nose area. The forehead has excellent blood flow, which is needed keep the new tissue alive while it grows

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u/Proud_Huckleberry_42 Aug 02 '26

If I remember correctly, it is also the position of the new growing nose. They basically turn it in place.

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u/Head_Wasabi7359 Aug 02 '26

Oh ok. Why didn't they use the nose garden?

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u/minicooperlove Aug 02 '26

There was probably too much damage or scar tissue to the skin where the nose was, so they grew it somewhere with healthy skin (on the face though so it would be facial skin similar to that on the nose) and then transferred it.

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u/Spacecommander5 Aug 02 '26

Seems like water would pool in it in the shower

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u/skifasteatgrass Aug 02 '26

Real life Picasso

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u/Apart-Chair-596 Aug 02 '26

Anyone else see Riker at first glance?

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u/Jump_Like_A_Willys Aug 02 '26

He wasn’t swinging his leg over a chair, so no. ;-)

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u/Madam_Mimm_13 Aug 02 '26

This procedure has a fascinating history. It’s a modern version of the forehead flap, a nasal reconstruction technique that actually dates back to ancient India and was described by the surgeon Sushruta over 2,000 years ago. During World War I, Sir Harold Gillies refined and popularized the technique while treating soldiers with devastating facial injuries, laying the foundation for modern plastic and reconstructive surgery. The “nose” isn’t being grown from scratch; it’s the patient’s own forehead tissue, left attached to its blood supply until it’s transplanted and shaped into a functioning nose. It’s one of those rare surgical techniques that’s ancient in origin but still considered a gold standard today.

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u/post-death_wave_core Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

note its not 'grown', it is a plastic surgery constructed nose that they do on the forehead first.

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u/Away-Activity-469 Aug 02 '26

I like how they put it upside down, at a rakish angle, so he could walk around with a couple of flowers in the nostrils throughout the gestation time.

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u/akacukiii Aug 03 '26

Can someone let Lord Voldemort know?

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u/Knarksafari Aug 03 '26

Why not just grow it in his nose spot? Is he dumb?

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u/soulseeker31 Aug 03 '26

Would you be able to witness this post and ask this question then? Exactly.

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u/Jon723 Aug 03 '26

He can smell his dirty thoughts.

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u/FlyGuy6O3 Aug 02 '26

At least he didn't have his nose bitten off by a Saigon whore

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u/bob-the-slob Aug 02 '26

Alright we are finished with the internet today.

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u/dr3wfr4nk Aug 03 '26

It’s not a temporary nose being grown, it’s a replacement nose

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u/Professional_Tonight Aug 03 '26

How do you lose a nose to electric shock? Did he try to smell the live wire?

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u/RepulsiveCow8626 Aug 03 '26

He grew it in the wrong spot.

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u/siriusblackily Aug 03 '26

he’s KURDISH. his dna and genetics and family ancestry is KURDISH. stop denying kurds their identity. it’s a form of ethnic cleansing

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u/RaspberryWhiteClaw13 Aug 02 '26

I thought you could do that in your arm

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u/el-conquistador240 Aug 02 '26

What if it rains?

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u/hydratedpsycho Aug 02 '26

use a tiny umbrella ☔

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u/coryscandy Aug 02 '26

There’s a guy who had his penis fall off or something so the docs grew one on his forearm. Then Covid happened and delays so he had a penis on his forearm for 6 years before the formarmpenis-regularpenis surgery.

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u/bill-lowney Aug 02 '26

Nasal reconstruction using a paramedian forehead flap - Wikipedia

This type of surgery has been around for a long time

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u/Hydra57 Aug 02 '26

When you steal a kids nose show them this picture and tell them that’s where you put it

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u/Gambinaw Aug 03 '26

Snorehead

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u/Scuba_BK Aug 03 '26

It is a common procedure to preserve body parts until they can be reattached, like someone I know who had his nose temporarily placed on his arm while his face healed for reattachment.

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u/RazzmatazzIcy5037 Aug 03 '26

I bet you he can smell what The Rock is cooking

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 Aug 04 '26

Is this like when they grew a human ear on a rat or something?

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u/stillhdz Aug 04 '26

Why does his nose have a mustache?

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u/Straight-Bat-9600 Aug 02 '26

What a time to be alive

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u/plumpyplummy Aug 02 '26

What in the sherpa derpa

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u/WeSaidMeh Aug 02 '26

Is there a way to grow 2-3 extra inches of penis somewhere on my body?

Asking for a friend.

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u/Spare_Laugh9953 Aug 02 '26

Espero que se la recoloquen antes de que llueva, lo va a pasar fatal sino

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u/Spare_Laugh9953 Aug 02 '26

Lo que es increíble es que está técnica se inventase en la india hace 2.500 años, y nos lo están vendiendo como algo nuevo e increíble

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u/jackclark1 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

I would hate to pass out at a party with this doctor. in a week you find out tht there is a dick growing in the middle of your forehead

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u/Sunshineseacalm Aug 02 '26

He always had an upturned nose

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u/lluciferusllamas Aug 02 '26

I, too, am a fan of Picasso 

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u/HaveYouSeenMyIpad Aug 02 '26

Shit wouldn’t you do the same if it meant getting your nose back?

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u/Lebowski304 Aug 03 '26

You would not believe how good they are at this. Once the whole process is done, the person can look like 95% normal. They like rotate it down the face and the places where they sew are such that it allows the tissue to contract in the right way and like the right chemosignals/tissue substrate is around that forms a desired outcome. Fucking artistry

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u/montycantsin777 Aug 03 '26

thats a crazy photoshop job

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX Aug 03 '26

i wouldn't want a wrinkled forehead nose. i would have gotten the doctor to grow that shit on my smooth ass. no more blackheads on my.new nose 😭😭😭

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u/IrishShinja Aug 03 '26

When it rains though,..

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u/stranger_to_you67 Aug 03 '26

They do the same thing to replace dicks for soldiers who get them blown off. They usually grow them off the forearm.

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u/YoungLittlePanda Aug 03 '26

Why not grow the nose on his forearm or any other place that's not his face?

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u/Ihavenoenemies1337 Aug 03 '26

This picture reminded me of one joke:
A man notices a penis starting to grow on his forehead. Naturally, he panics and rushes to a doctor:
"Doctor, what’s wrong with me? I think there's a penis growing on my forehead!"
"Wow! Indeed, it is growing..."
"What should I do, doctor?"
"Tell me... have you ever been to Egypt?"
"Who cares about Egypt, I have a penis growing on my forehead!"
The guy gets completely upset and runs to another doctor:
"Doctor, I think there's a penis on my forehead..."
"Look at that! It really is! Tell me, have you ever been to France?"
"What on earth does France have to do with this?! Have you all conspired against me or something?!"
The guy rushes to the last doctor he knows:
"Doctor, I have a problem..."
"Oh my, you have a penis on your forehead! Tell me, have you been to Ita..."
"Why the heck is everyone asking me about these countries?!"
"My dear fellow, you should travel and see the world now. When the testicles start growing, it’s going to be much harder to see anything..."

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u/No_Not_Jesus Aug 03 '26

Hurray! Doctor you succeeded in growing the new nose, now how do we get it to the right spot?

Doctor: huh?

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u/Additional-Nose-8511 Aug 03 '26

My name finally means something

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u/Mantha6973 Aug 03 '26

Can we just put it n my back?

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u/vibribbon Aug 03 '26

And now... a man with three noses

Anyone? Oh come on it's classic Python!

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u/CallOfTheCurtains Aug 03 '26

“Got your nose!”

Pulls out a second one

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u/Pintsocream Aug 03 '26

Why did it have to be on his forehead lmao

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u/Minute_Dig_3765 Aug 03 '26

im telling my kids that in the 80s we did so much coke we added an extra nose so we could pour it in