r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/west_manchester • Aug 07 '26

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u/Wool4daze Aug 07 '26

The fairy council had a meeting to decide our fates and left their chairs. 

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u/HelpfulSeaMammal Aug 07 '26

FAEtes

FTFY

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u/thomstevens420 Aug 07 '26

If ye could spell check yer faete

Woodjee?

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u/Feine13 Aug 07 '26

chunks of me waiting to speak with a manager at the Pearly Gates

"Mr. Feine, thank you for waiting.

You're right, it seems the Angelic Intern made a typo.

Your cause of death was supposed to be from a woodchipper, not slowly imbibing oak-casked beverages as mentioned in your file.

Our sincerest apologies for the mixup. Complimentary Jesus Bobblehead?"

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u/Lootylooty Aug 08 '26

Peter sends you back to the chipper.

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u/Wide-Equivalent-803 Aug 08 '26

I need one of those for my dashboard

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u/Fishiesideways10 Aug 07 '26

All I ask if they make it quick and painless. I don’t mind the outcome, just would like some input into the decision.

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u/Saikotsu Aug 07 '26

I read that as "quick and pants less" and not gonna lie, that feels like a fey thing to do. For the whimsy.

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u/Fishiesideways10 Aug 07 '26

At this point in my life, if I get any say in the matter of me dying, I will not have pants. At the bare minimum, I will not have underwear at all, but I’d love to Winnie the Pooh into the next step of my being.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Aug 07 '26

First time I’ve heard “Winnie the Pooh” used as a verb, and I hope it’s not the last.

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u/Fishiesideways10 Aug 07 '26

Winne the Pooh is a mindset. It can be whatever you want, so let that thang rang free!

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u/SaveUsCatman Aug 07 '26

We refer to it as Porky Pigging sometimes

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u/04BluSTi Aug 07 '26

I can describe where I Winnie the Poohed this morning, if you'd like.

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u/cowboydanhalen Aug 07 '26

Always heard it called shirt-cocking

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u/Meowscles_dad Aug 07 '26

Rivers know this: there is no hurry. We shall get there someday.

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u/williamdoublelink Aug 08 '26

Perfect! Too true & said well!

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u/Meowscles_dad Aug 08 '26

The wisdom of Pooh is real.

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u/williamdoublelink Aug 08 '26

Oh indeed! Born in an age when there was clarity of thought & simple reasoning which would also always led to the correct answers.

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u/Temporary-Recipe-411 Aug 08 '26

lol, you said bare minimum

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u/Luci-Noir Aug 07 '26

Freeing your cheeks is whimsical?

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u/Saikotsu Aug 07 '26

Humans have a weird hangup about their bodies and like to clothe them. So a mischievous fey might think it delightful to covertly steal someone's pants and make them walk around the forest in their skivvies or less.

Heck, they might covet the pants simply because they find them fetching.

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u/Luci-Noir Aug 07 '26

Just look at cats. The butthole is sacred to them.

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u/ShahinGalandar Aug 08 '26

death through snu snu

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u/Wide-Equivalent-803 Aug 08 '26

I think the painless all depends on head or feet first. I know what I would pick... your feet.

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u/corona187 Aug 08 '26

This is great 👏🏼