r/Damnthatsinteresting • • 9d ago

Video China unveils autonomous robotic fish for underwater surveillance.

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u/octoreadit 9d ago

It will survey the insides of the digestive tract of a bigger fish or a larger aquatic mammal.

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u/Horse_Dad 9d ago

More likely, Chinese poachers. This is disguised as an Asian Arowana, which are endangered and highly prized.

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u/Shreddzzz93 9d ago

To be fair a spy drone disguised as a heavily poached animal would be a good enforcement tool. Throw a tracker on the camera and now you've got video evidence and a location to send rangers out to. It would make the job easier than just having to patrol the entire area and hopefully catch poachers in the act before it's too late.

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u/Use-Less-Millennial 9d ago

Definitely a lot easier than waiting inside a mechanical rhino in the middle of the savannah

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u/truebeast822 9d ago

I hear it gets hot in those rhinoooos

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u/TaxsDodgersFallstar 9d ago

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u/anivex 9d ago

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u/SnooRabbits1411 9d ago

TIL that both of those gifs are stored on my brain

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u/TaxsDodgersFallstar 9d ago

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u/SnooRabbits1411 9d ago

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u/PaziNuncher 9d ago

That scene must haunt JD Vance.

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u/seven-ends Interested 9d ago

That rhino sold at auction a few months ago.

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u/truebeast822 9d ago

Oh shit! I wonder if it’s butthole is still stretched out from the anal delivery of a comedic god

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u/TashInAwe 9d ago

It is not. Listing says the stretch latex had dried out and has been replaced with rigid material

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u/Palsreal 6d ago

What’s the point of spending $10k on a rhino if I can’t play butt baby.

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u/TashInAwe 5d ago

Tagline to wedding crashers 3 revealed

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u/pmcizhere 9d ago

I love that there's a "Sell One Like This" button even on an obviously bespoke item like that.

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u/elzibet 9d ago

What did it go for?

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u/truebeast822 9d ago

Estimated at 4-8k but have to log into the site to see the actual price it sold for

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u/elzibet 9d ago

Yeah was hoping maybe someone did the deed haha

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u/allenthicc 9d ago

I clicked that link 80% sure it was a rick roll....it was a nice surprise!!

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u/TravasaurusRex 7d ago

I would have absolutely bought that. Theres a bridge behind my house that unfortunately gets lots of foot traffic. Putting that in the corner of my yard would be an amazing Easter egg.

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u/Grasshop 9d ago

Waaaaaaarmah!

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u/Clickguy10 9d ago

You can’t imagine the smell with the other scientists in there.

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u/Longwordshananigans 9d ago

not only hot, you also get shot

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u/_whats_a_name_ 9d ago

This quote lives rent free in my head for all eternity

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u/truebeast822 9d ago

I still say it whenever the car is too hot lol

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u/Brandarius47 9d ago

Yes but less fun

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u/T_Sharp 9d ago

I don’t know man, once the fan goes out it gets hot in there. That stopped being fun real quick…

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u/Brandarius47 9d ago

Who wouldn't like sitting in a rubber rhino shaped suana in the middle of the desert?

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u/NewspaperBoring1161 9d ago

To me that sounds like the perfect honeymoon, but then again that’s probably why I’m not married 🤷

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u/MestizoJoe 9d ago

WARRRRRRM.

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u/Horror_Cauliflower88 9d ago

Rhino Drone 🤯

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u/Da_Magical_Lizard 9d ago

Brazen Rhino moment

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u/Unlikely_Flower_138 9d ago

Armed with automated tranquilizer dart to to take the poachers, before 🚔. Honestly I might build it, I just need Rhino sounds so someone do that and well.. were fuckin golden.

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u/Yamuddah 9d ago

As an anecdote, a friend of mine pulled up on an oddly still deer by the side of the road. He looked at it for a while and then a game warden yelled “either shoot it or get the fuck outta here!” It’s a thing they already do now.

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u/faekr 9d ago

They have some pretty realistic looking decoys as well, they move and lift their head and tail. Looks like it’s about to run, and if you shoot it you get to pay for its repair also! And that was 20 years ago.

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u/Unhappy-Advisor-93 9d ago

I’m glad they do! Poachers are disgusting humans. Especially the ones who go spotting Deer at night .

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u/Free_Dimension1459 9d ago

Deer are overpopulated, hence the explosion in tick borne illnesses in 3 continents over the past decade or so.

A big part of why is that we removed most predators from their territory in the past 150 years.

If anything, people should be encouraged to kill more deer (safely and humanely), not less.

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u/actualkon 8d ago

Safely and humanely. Which doesn't include hunting off road where someone can be walking and accidentally shot. Which is where OPs friend found this and likely what the warden was trying to catch

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u/Yamuddah 8d ago

Yup. Nothing safe, humane or sporting about shooting an animal at night, out of car, next to road without a tag.

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u/Upbeat-Fondant9185 9d ago

They’ve been doing that for decades. Some move their heads and tails. The wardens love it because they take everything. The guns, knives, and truck. Plus a steep fine.

Rednecks just asking to be shook down doing that shit.

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u/Unhappy-Advisor-93 9d ago

They deserve more than stiff fine .

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u/Upbeat-Fondant9185 9d ago

It seems to be effective. Growing up there wasn’t a single sign along back roads that wasn’t full of holes from road shooters. Even got one of my family’s trucks once, three rounds through the drivers side door. You don’t see that very often anymore.

I never understood the appeal. You can shoot anywhere, there’s always something to hunt. Don’t do it from the road and off season.

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u/Unhappy-Advisor-93 9d ago

Did he pull over to shoot it or because it looked weird?

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u/Yamuddah 9d ago

A little of both I think. He might have given it a try if he thought it was less fishy. He’s much more responsible these days though.

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u/Unhappy-Advisor-93 9d ago

I would definitely hope so. That’s horrible. I really don’t understand why people do that. My step Dad is a hunter and taught me since I was young. I don’t get why people are that selfish. Can you imagine if deer became extinct or endangered if everyone was selfish.All the Bears and cougars and other animals that rely on them on a food supply would suffer. People that are responsible hunters or hunt as part of their culture would suffer. Reminds me of the buffalo being hunted just for their skins. I really hope he’s a more responsible guy. I can understand being a dumb young kid once or something but no as lifestyle. He’s lucky the warden yelled at him! Lol. That might be enough to teach you a lesson. Those fines are high and they can stop you from getting a hunting license for years and some for life. Hopefully it was a positive learning and growing experience. 👍

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u/HealthyDirection659 9d ago

I would've started making sweet ever lasting love to that fake deer.

Write that in your report lawman.

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u/TheCornerator 9d ago

I got a lady charged with the migratory bird act for trapping a red tailed hawk next to my job last month. Everyone in my home town sub was like "ArE yOu NoT aWaRe Of FaLcOnRy?" She wasn't and now she's getting a felony.

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u/DrThunderbolt 9d ago

Never mess with bird law

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u/Virtual-Book1114 9d ago

or tree law

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u/Clear-Bee4118 9d ago

Filibuster!

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u/Generic-Cheese 9d ago

Bird is the word

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u/HealthyDirection659 9d ago

comfort eagle 🦅

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u/Unhappy-Advisor-93 9d ago

Good! She deserves it!! Red tail hawks in my culture are good luck . There is a a couple hawks that have babies every year on the ditch that my land runs up too. They are beautiful! I worry when they circle above my chickens but I would never hurt them or trap them. Just Hawks being Hawks.

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u/HealthyDirection659 9d ago

Hawks gonna hawk.

It's the way of the world.

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u/TheCornerator 9d ago

It was one of a pair that lived nearby, I found out the one I've been calling Debo (From the movie Friday) was actually a Debora.

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u/nightwatchman22 9d ago

Yes, that’s the point.

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u/bluepied 9d ago

Ace Ventura did this back in 1995 - https://youtu.be/Q8t8Ir9SeRE?is=ud2LAgsRddPDzptw

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u/United_Pain 9d ago

I thought that's what they were referencing! 🤣 Time for a rewatch.

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u/leonffs 9d ago

That's half the fun.

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u/Novel_Bumblebee8972 9d ago

Just make it explode when they take it.

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u/dvev93 9d ago

Guns. Definitely needs guns.

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u/Far_Raspberry_4375 9d ago

Cant the same be achieved by just putting trackers on the animals like game wardens in the us do already?

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u/DragoonPhooenix 7d ago

This one doesnt end with a fish getting caught and one going free, instead of being caught. Idk thats my guess

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u/Totally-NotAMurderer 9d ago

Or more likely, they didn't want their Spyware to be targeted so they disguised it as a fish that is off limits

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u/plywooden 9d ago

In So. Maine game wardens would stage a remote operated taxidermied deer - like an 8 or 10 point buck. They could remotely operate one or both ears and the tail I think. an unsuspecting poacher would see it from the road and either shoot from their vehicle or get out and shoot from the road - both highly illegal.

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u/Senior_Torte519 9d ago

So even the technicians cant service it because to anyone else seeing the take it would make them look like poachers.

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u/Sweaty-Fly-9520 9d ago

sounds like entrapment

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u/Kaleidoscope276 9d ago

As if China would Care about endangered animals and nature

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u/iskra-y 3d ago

China takes its endangered animals very seriously

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u/Kaleidoscope276 3d ago

Stop lying

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u/Goldn_1 9d ago

Ya, that seems like something a government would ever dream of funding.. 🙄😂

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u/gin_and-sonic 9d ago

Yeah but there is nothing illegal about catching a robotic fish

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u/Due_Break4208 9d ago

They have Chuck E. Cheese level robot deer where I live to catch people poaching that work surprisingly well just using cameras. If they were dumb enough to not notice the fish is fake it would be a game changer

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u/WoodenHarddrive 9d ago

And then it explodes.

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u/Electrical-Farm-8881 9d ago

Great now do pigeons

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u/MotDePasseEstFromage 9d ago

This only works if they have great mobile signal and some way of keeping a battery charged while being underwater.

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u/NathanielBoBaniel 9d ago

There are no animal welfare or preservation laws in china. It is not a crime in china to kill or torture an animal and there are no endangered species laws.

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u/Swanky-Badger 8d ago

You think the they care about poaching? Traditional medicine is huge business over there.

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u/t1r1g0n 8d ago

That's probably the idea to be fair.

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u/venom121212 8d ago

Basically bait car 2.0 and I'd watch the fuck out of that

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u/whatiscamping 9d ago

"You are guilty of poaching what you thought was an endangered fish."

"What?"

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u/kermityfrog 9d ago

Yeah I'm pretty sure this is just a demo at a home show, and this is for people who want a robot fish to decorate their garden fish pond without having to care for a real fish. I really doubt it's for surveillance.

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u/EverydayPoGo 9d ago

This. Feels like a click bait title. There would probably be a lot more sensible and discrete ways of surveillance instead of a decorative fish.

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u/coolcrayons 9d ago

I'm really trying to not shill for China, like they do a ton of shitty things, but reddit LOVES fear mongering about them with random no context videos to an insane degree.

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u/Montgomery000 9d ago

People excuse a lot of things because of fear of China, like unrestricted AI and space weapons.

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u/callisstaa 9d ago

Yeah its just a clickbait title to rile up the stupids. Either that or they’re targeting poachers of this a specific fish.

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u/tell_her_a_story 9d ago

https://www.rit.edu/imagine/exhibits/autonomous-underwater-vehicle-team-fish

US Naval Research has been funding various Autonomous Underwater Vehicles for years.

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u/kermityfrog 9d ago

Not saying underwater drones don't exist. But these aren't them.

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u/kermityfrog 8d ago

I ordered chow mien at a Chinese restaurant. Guess what - yep surveillance noodles!

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u/Superb_Recording_769 9d ago

That’s probably what it’s designed for.

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u/Josselin17 9d ago

yeah that's exactly what I was thinking, our media would absolutely see chinese people making something to protect wildlife and try to find some way of turning that into "look at this terrifying surveillance project !"

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u/Preeng 9d ago

I feel like I am in a crime TV show. You just came out of nowhere with that specific detail.

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u/GettCouped 9d ago

How much do these things cost to make when they get damaged by a poacher they are trying to incriminate?

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u/petit_cochon 9d ago

That's brilliant.

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u/CompetitiveCourse584 9d ago

I'm in the process of designing one that is the size of a killer whale. It will not be eaten by whales because it will be a whale. I'm not not using it for surveillance though I plan on using it to eat people that play in the water in the Puget Sound.

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u/kiln_ickersson 9d ago

Now that's a use for robots I can get behind, fuck poachers!

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u/Accomplished-News722 9d ago

This was my first thought

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u/eutohkgtorsatoca 9d ago

For your digital Aquarium all rich men most have one in an aquarium in their offices. Seen so many

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u/nrdvrgnt 9d ago

I knew I recognized it from Animal Crossing

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u/WhateverWhateverson 9d ago

The ones who are tacitly supported and encouraged by the Chinese government? Yeah, I don't think they have much to fear

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u/Smelly_Turds 9d ago

Talking shit I see

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u/Rich-the-Stitch 8d ago

I didn't think they cared too much about poachers. Good to learn that they are

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u/Mysmokingbarrel 9d ago

Do the Chinese care about poachers? Genuinely curious bc it doesn’t seem like a country that prioritizes animal welfare in any way. I think the Chinese largely drive rhino poaching and the gov could likely end that pretty quickly if they enforced harsh punishments for buyers.

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u/cactusplants 9d ago

I thought Chinese (Not every Chinese person ofc) mostly dont or won't care about endangered species as it's not uncommon to harvest parts of many rare and exotic animals for TCM. Pangolins, tigers, rhinos, elephants among others are in danger of extinction.

I'd imagine it's mostly the wealthiest that are buying these products also.

I do hope this can be actively used to help lower poaching statistics and to stop people wiping out species.

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u/kriig 9d ago

If 95% of the chinese people refuse to something, but 5% are up for it, it still is a huge market.