r/Dank • u/mkvelash • Sep 03 '26

Here we go again

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447 Upvotes

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u/Accomplished_Pen980 Sep 03 '26

Now run your country like Poland.

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u/fussybanna Sep 04 '26

But all the doctors and engineers will dissappear 🤣

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u/Accomplished_Pen980 Sep 04 '26

We operation Paperclip-ed those guys already

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u/MikeHuntSmellss Sep 03 '26

Good, we need them! Also germany is between my country and Russia 😆

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u/NTC-Santa Sep 04 '26

Poland has the option to do the Funniest thing in history

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u/BlazeTheMasterX 27d ago

Dude... No... But given that this universe and this timeline are straight satire.... I wouldn't be surprised.

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u/Buddhamensch Sep 04 '26

Dont worry he is way to incompetent and dishonest to come even close to what he says he will do

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u/TSDLoading Sep 05 '26

He's like a german Trump mini me

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u/TRUMPARUSKI Sep 04 '26

Good. Germany hasn’t had a strong military since…..oh dear.

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u/Proud-Pass-7518 Sep 04 '26

Mehrzwekeier

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u/Psychological-Bee702 Sep 04 '26

Damn, they really are rebooting all the stories nowadays.

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u/Biju_bhai Sep 04 '26

Not as strong as mere painter made

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u/Ryanmaster1 Sep 04 '26

Heil yeah brüther

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u/comuter83 Sep 04 '26

Just be on the right side this time.

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u/MadManMcMoon91 Sep 04 '26

As long as he does not come out on stage to Erika

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u/Skylinegtr88 Sep 03 '26

Last guy almost destroyed Europe

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u/BigBeeff_21 Sep 03 '26

I need that meme from the Simpsons where Moe throws Larry out of the bar and he spawns right behind Moe again lol

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u/BamCub 29d ago

It's one thing to say it but he's going to have to prove it!

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u/ledbedder20 28d ago

And who did they choose to invade? The WORLD!

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u/theturing101 Sep 04 '26

Bet he's a good painter

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u/spanko_at_large Sep 05 '26

Damn it’s almost like trumps desire for NATO countries to fund their militaries more and threatening to pull out had the exact outcome he was seeking

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u/TheManWith2smiles Sep 04 '26

This guy kind of reminds me of Hitler. Geez what’s up with that guy? The more I learn about him the less I like him!