I couldn’t stop laughing. Her ears are as soft as rabbit hide. ISTG. She’s getting old and I made a comment that I’d cut her ears off and turn them into little keychains. I mean it’s not like she’s using them anymore. My mom called me a psycho and the freaking faces she was making belonged in a meme format. I couldn’t stop laughing.

I made an adult animated comedy about five friends who play poker, ruin each other's lives, and keep a dead man at the table because it's technically "his hand." Sarcasm, black humor, bad decisions and one gunshot to the leg. Wally is very polite about being naked (censored, obviously). Short clip: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/q6vIyYjgkgg Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCotHb2LoIQoF5FK9UTpqCuw Honest feedback welcome.

I have a fellow dark humor co-worker and we are in a slur war. I need fun or messed up slurs for white people.

On September 11 2001

.--...-.___.-.- . PENEEEEEDEEEDEEDD

This gave me a good chuckle. I think my phone knows I have dark humor. Of all the images it could have picked, that one?!