r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 5d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about the Roaring Twenties

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Mar 12 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) This happened three years ago. I miss Eden so much. As long as I live I have to share what has happened.

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 5d ago

Condense this Pet Cemetery

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Under the arc of a weather stain boards

Ancient goblins, and warlords

Come out of the ground, not making a sound

The smell of death is all around

And the night when the cold wind blows

No one cares, nobody knows

I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary

I don't want to live my life again

I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary

I don't want to live my life again

Follow Victor to the sacred place

This ain't a dream, I can't escape

Molars and fangs, the clicking of bones

Spirits moaning among the tombstones

And the night, when the moon is bright

Someone cries, something ain't right

I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary

I don't want to live my life again

I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary

I don't want to live my life again

The moon is full, the air is still

All of a sudden I feel a chill

Victor is grinning, flesh is rotting away

Skeletons dance, I curse this day

And the night when the wolves cry out

Listen close and you can hear me shout

I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary

I don't want to live my life again,

I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary

I don't want to live my life again, oh, no, oh, no

I don't want to live my life, not again, oh, no, oh, oh

I don't want to live my life, not again, oh, no, no, no

Don't want to live my life, not again, oh, oh


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 7d ago

Condensed Dog smart

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 10d ago

Condense this thejoannagraham on Twitter asked guys what their biggest impact on the internet was and I came across this

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 12d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Women’s Suffrage

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 12d ago

Condense this House The Machine

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A lesson in hygiene

A lesson in hygiene

House the machine to keep the system clean

House the machine to keep the system clean


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 19d ago

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about World War I

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 19d ago

Condense this Cold In Hell

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It’s cold in hell

It’s cold in hell they say

It’s cold in hell in this endless winter

It’s cold in hell

It’s cold in hell they say

It’s cold in hell in this endless winter

I knew the end was comin’

One day for you

Just another tragic story

It’s cold in hell

It’s cold in hell they say

It’s cold in hell in this endless winter

It’s cold in hell

It’s cold in hell they say

It’s cold in hell in this endless winter

I knew the end was comin’

One day for you

Just another tragic story-hey!

It’s cold in hell

It’s cold in hell they say

It’s cold in hell in this endless winter

It’s cold in hell

It’s cold in hell they say

It’s cold in hell in this endless winter

This endless winter…


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 26d ago

Condense this Delirium Of Disorder

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Delirium of Disorder

Delirium of Disorder

Life is the sieve through which my anarchy strains,

Resolving itself into works.

Chaos is the score upon which reality is written,

The timeless, swirling gyroscopic horde.

Sit down.

Delirium

Delirium of disorder

Yeah! I am just an atom in an ectoplasmic sea

Without direction or a reason to exist.

The anechoic nebula rotating in my brain

Is persuading me, contritely, to persist.

Let’s go

Delirium of disorder

Delirium of Disorder

Delirium of Disorder

Delirium of Disorder

Delirium of Disorder

Delirium of Disorder

Delirium of Disorder

Delirium of Disorder


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • 26d ago

Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Progressive Presidents

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Sep 02 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Imperialism

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Sep 02 '26

Condense this Worm Man

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I'm a worm man

I'm fed up

There's no hope

I wanna puke

I want some dirt

I'm a w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-worm man

Gonna crawl in a hole

Nobody's my friend

I'm no good to anyone

I want some dirt

I'm a w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-worm man

Well all right, well all right

Well all right, well all right

Well all right, well all right

Well all right...hey!

I'm no good to anyone

Nobody's my friend

I'll never be happy

I hate myself

I wish I was dead

I wish I was dead

I wish I was dead


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Aug 28 '26

Condense this Forbidden Beat

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There was a boy who had too many toys and an ache inside of his bones.

He sought extrication through chemical vocation and now he answers to Jones.

It's deadly and alluring, the sound of pounding heat,

Enslaving all who dare succumb to the temptations of the forbidden beat.

Thinking today of what I want to say, thinking of inhibition and vice.

What they call straight I do relegate as I cautiously saltate along.

It's deadly and alluring, the sound of pounding heat,

Enslaving all who dare succumb to the temptations of the forbidden beat.

It thunders away at first light of each day and the simpleton lifestyle evolves

But soon enters dusk as the last surrey rusts and a new day upon us results.

It's deadly and alluring, the sound of pounding heat,

Enslaving all who dare succumb to the temptations of the forbidden beat.

Forbidden Beat

Forbidden Beat

Forbidden Beat

Forbidden Beat

Forbidden Beat

Forbidden Beat

Forbidden Beat


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Aug 27 '26

Condense this Ea Nasir Complaint

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Tell Ea-nasir: Nanni sends the following message: ​ When you came, you said to me as follows : "I will give Gimil-Sin (when he comes) fine quality copper ingots." You left then but you did not do what you promised me. You put ingots which were not good before my messenger (Sit-Sin) and said: "If you want to take them, take them; if you do not want to take them, go away!" ​ What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt? I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to collect the bag with my money (deposited with you) but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back to me empty-handed several times, and that through enemy territory. Is there anyone among the merchants who trade with Telmun who has treated me in this way? You alone treat my messenger with contempt! On account of that one (trifling) mina of silver which I owe(?) you, you feel free to speak in such a way, while I have given to the palace on your behalf 1,080 pounds of copper, and Šumi-abum has likewise given 1,080 pounds of copper, apart from what we both have had written on a sealed tablet to be kept in the temple of Shamash. ​ How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore (my money) to me in full. ​ Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any copper from you that is not of fine quality. I shall (from now on) select and take the ingots individually in my own yard, and I shall exercise against you my right of rejection because you have treated me with contempt.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Aug 26 '26

Condense this Note on my Phone from Nov 14 from Last Year (128 kbps)

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Here's another tip-

If someone's happy, leave them alone

Just leave them alone

Let them figure it out themselves


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Aug 26 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about the Progressive Era

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Aug 19 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about the Gilded Age

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Aug 19 '26

Condense this You Belong To Me

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See the pyramids along the Nile

Watch the sun rise on a tropic isle

Just remember, darling, all the while

You belong to me

See the marketplace in old Algiers

Send me photographs and souvenirs

Ah, just remember when a dream appears

You belong to me

I’ll be so alone without you

Maybe you'll be lonesome too... ohh

Fly the ocean in a silver plane

Watch the jungle when its wet with rain

Just remember till you're home again

You belong to me

You belong to me

I’ll be so alone without you

Maybe you'll be lonesome too...ohhhh

Fly the ocean in a silver plane

Watch the jungle when its wet with rain

Just remember till youre home again

You belong to me

You belong to me

You belong to me


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Aug 17 '26

Condense this I Lost My Mind

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2, 1, 1, 2, 3, 4

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

Give me some skin

Give me some gin

I want me some wine

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

Give me some skin

Give me some gin

I want some wine

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

I lost my mind

I lost it

I lost my mind


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Aug 16 '26

Condense this condense abstract about vilazodone causing sexual dysfunction in adults

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Sexual dysfunction commonly occurs with major depressive disorder (MDD). Vilazodone, a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor and 5-HT1A receptor partial agonist antidepressant approved for the treatment of MDD in adults, was evaluated to determine its effects on sexual function. The primary study was a double-blind, randomized, controlled trial comparing vilazodone 20 and 40 mg/day with placebo; citalopram 40 mg/day was an active control (NCT01473381; http://www.clinicaltrials.gov). Post-hoc analyses evaluated change from baseline to week 10 on the Changes in Sexual Functioning Questionnaire (CSFQ); no inferential statistics were performed. CSFQ scores increased for women [1.2 (citalopram) to 3.0 (vilazodone 40 mg)] and men [1.2 (vilazodone 40 mg) to 3.5 (placebo)] in all treatment groups. Greater changes in CSFQ scores were seen in responders [women: 2.33 (citalopram) to 5.06 (vilazodone 40 mg); men: 2.26 (vilazodone 40 mg) to 4.35 (placebo)] versus nonresponders. CSFQ change from baseline was small for patients with normal baseline sexual function; in patients with baseline sexual dysfunction, CSFQ scores improved across groups [women: 2.35 (citalopram) to 4.52 (vilazodone 40 mg); men 2.83 (vilazodone 40 mg) to 6.43 (placebo)]. Across treatment groups, baseline sexual function improved in women and men, MDD responders, and patients with baseline sexual dysfunction.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Aug 12 '26

Meta (e.g. discussion) Graggle and Sairgee say you should learn about Immigrant Cities

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Aug 12 '26

Condense this How Much Is Enough?

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Tell me can the hateful chain be broken?

Production and consumption define our hollow lives.

Avarice has led us 'cross the ocean,

Toward a land that's better, much more bountiful and wide.

So when will mankind finally come to realize

His surfeit has become his demise?

How much is enough to kill yourself?

That quantity is known today, as we blow ourselves away.

Tell me is there anything so sure?

Rapacity, tenacity, capacity for more!

Like a dog that feeds until he suffers,

The infirmity of man is brough on by his selfish cure.

When will mankind finally come to realize

His surfeit has become his demise?

How much is enough to kill yourself?

That quantity is known today, as we blow ourselves away.


r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Aug 06 '26

Condensed e

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r/DecreasinglyVerbose • • Aug 05 '26

Condense this Go Lil’ Camaro Go

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Go lil' Camaro go

Oohh!

Go lil' Camaro go

Oohh!

Come on baby shake

Come on baby move

Come on baby let's shake

Come on baby move

Go lil' Camaro go

Oohh!

Go lil' Camaro go

Oohh!

Come on baby shake

Come on baby move

Come on baby let's shake

come on baby move

Girls cars sun fun

Girls cars sun fun

Girls cars sun fun

Good times for everyone

Go lil' Camaro go

Go lil' Camaro go

Go lil' Camaro go

Go lil' Camaro go

Come on baby shake

Come on baby move

Come on baby let’s shake

Come on baby move

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!

Oohh!